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What Next? Whoopie Goldberg Emcee the Country Music Awards?

Who better to explain to a television audience the culture and rich life of Paris, explore the city’s iconic landmarks and offer their keen insights on Olympic sports competition than a skinny low talent black dude from south central Los Angeles who is been stoned for 40 years and every fifth word out of their mouth is muthaf*cker, or some ghetto variation of the word, than the nasty dreadlock headed rapper Snoop Dogg?

According to NBC Sports, Snoop Dogg’s got his mind on the Olympics and the Olympics on his mind — the rapper is poised to offer his “unique take” with a series of reports for NBC at this summer’s Olympics. The coverage by the 52-year-old performer born Calvin Broadus, will highlight "what’s happening in Paris".

“We don’t know what the heck is going to happen every day,” Molly Solomon, executive producer and president of NBC Olympics production, said in a statement, “but we know he will add his unique perspective to our re-imagined Olympic primetime show.”

Mr Dogg was said to say “We’re going to have some amazing competitions and, of course, I will be bringing that Snoop style to the mix, “Peace and Olympic LOVE, ya dig?” I can hear him now interviewing the 440 Relay Team with no guardrails....."I'm here chillin' wit the 440 crew that gonna take them Gold Pieces. Bank on it MoFo....these Niggas can Choo Choo!

[CNN]

You Won’t Hear Biden Bragging About This

America oil companies are producing a larger amount oil than the country ever has. The flow of huge amounts of crude from American producers is playing a big role in keeping prices down at the pump, diminishing the geopolitical power of OPEC, and somewhat taming inflation. 

The politics of oil are particularly tricky for Democrats, whose chances for victory in the 2024 could hinge on whether young, soft skull climate-conscious voters, who have already had the smoke of college loan forgiveness blown up their asses, actually come out in big numbers. 

This production is happening despite the Biden Administration's hatred of fossil fuels, except that their hatred of fossil fuels is overwhelmed by their instinct for self preservation at the polls. 

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A note in passing:

"The FBI needs to investigate the crime that happened Monday night in Pasadena, California — a case of identity theft, in which a group of young men claiming to be the University of Alabama football team perpetrated an implausible impersonation of the Crimson Tide. The fraudulent “football team” that took the field at the Rose Bowl looked nothing like the mighty Crimson Tide, which had defeated the defending national champion Georgia Bulldogs 27-24 to win the SEC title. 

The criminal conspiracy resulted in Michigan scoring a touchdown that tied the game at 20, requiring overtime (and also requiring me to order another Yuengling, on advice from my Samoan attorney) during which the San Andreas Fault suddenly erupted in a cataclysmic earthquake and the entire state of California collapsed into the Pacific Ocean. 

Wait a minute. Let me check my notes . . . 

No, the cataclysmic earthquake was what I wished would have happened, instead of what actually did happen".....Robert Stacy McCain

 

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Congratulations! You've Survived Another Year of the Biden Clown Show & Dumpster Fire.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix Would Like To Wish Everyone a Very Happy, Safe and Prosperous Coming New Year, and Thanks You Very Much For All Your Support of DMF This Past Year!

 

And Now, Laissez le bon temps rouler!!

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A Fitting End to the Year of Our Lord 2023, The Final Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread of the Year.

As we are in the final days of our latest revolution around the Ball of Sacred Fire in the Sky, as we grapple for the flush handle to rid the excrement the year has left behind, despite our attempts to the contrary, we must acknowledge we have survived another mostly self inflicted year of bedlam and insanity on our little rock. And as your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, I would be interested in, if you are so inclined, your thoughts on 2023, or anything else for that matter.  

You got something to say, now is the time. I think we all can refrain from making fun of you, unless you deserve it. (ATTN: anyone posting links to "The Carpenters" videos will be banned, tracked down wherever you hide and dealt with accordingly) 

The request line is also open, but no one will answer.  The floor is now yours..... Geaux Tigahs!

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