She's Fine.....Really.

Goodbye Sweden!

Europe turned it's back on God after WWII.  You can shoot a cannon through any of the great Cathedrals of Europe on Sundays and not hit a soul. When the headless corpses lay on the blood soaked street corners of Stockholm, just don’t expect young Americans to shed their blood again to save you as they have in the past. This is entirely your doing.......



h/t BFH / billy fuster

California State Fart Police to Regulate Cow Flatulence

 Gov. Moon Beam Strikes Again

KPIX - Gov. Jerry Brown has signed legislation that regulates emissions from dairy cows and landfills for the first time as California broadens its efforts to fight climate change beyond carbon-based greenhouse gases.

Brown’s move Monday targets a category of gases known as short-lived climate pollutants, which have an outsize effect on global warming despite their relatively short life in the atmosphere.

Environmentalists hope that tackling short-lived pollutants such as methane now would buy time to develop new and more affordable technology to reduce carbon emissions. The legislation lays out steep reductions in a variety of pollutants, including methane. It’s tied to $90 million in funding for the dairy industry and garbage collectors.

H/T WZ

Prepping For Debate

With Ropes In Hand, They Plan On Taking Him Down

This Is What It's Come To In America

"There was a time you as white folks could walk around at your pleasure, but if I as a black man tried to walk through your white neighborhood..... I would have been run out or arrested by the police. Now I can walk freely anywhere I please. Today, you as a white person come into my neighborhood, you would be beat, robbed, shot or raped, or stopped be the police and suspected of criminal activity. You starting to get the message? " - A Black New Orleans SJW to Diogenes

Jackson Square - New Orleans La. 

Jackson Square in the New Orleans French Quarter, site of the signing of the Louisiana Purchase which expanded the U.S. westward, dedicated to the Hero of the Battle of New Orleans in 1815, and the 7th President of the United States is once again under attack by self-righteous Social Justice Warriors.

Activist Group Plans to Pull Down Andrew Jackson Monument

from The Advocate

A New Orleans activist group is threatening to pull down the city's most recognizable statue in response to what members claim are unreasonable delays in removing four other monuments. Take 'Em Down NOLA says it will attempt to topple the statue of Andrew Jackson during a protest later this month in Jackson Square. Legal delays have kept the other statues -- honoring Confederate President Jefferson Davis, Confederate generals Robert E. Lee and P.G.T. Beauregard.

"We're going to go to Jackson Square. We're going to put ropes around Andrew Jackson and we're going to take him down off his pedestal," Take 'Em Down organizer and longtime civil rights activist Malcolm Suber said during a forum the group held Thursday.

The demonstration, scheduled for Sept. 24, will come a few days before judges on the U.S. 5th Circuit Court of Appeals are scheduled to hear arguments over whether to lift an order that halted the removal of the monuments.

"The key is we're not going to wait," Take 'Em Down organizer Angela Kinlaw said. "The city has taken plenty of time to make a decision. But the people are ready to move."

The equestrian Jackson statue is one of numerous monuments, streets and buildings that Take 'Em Down organizers believe promotes the idea of white supremacy by honoring slave owners and others who contributed to the oppression of minorities.

"Why would we want to continue to honor this person?" asked Suber, who said removing a statue so associated with New Orleans would send a wider message and serve as a "shot heard 'round the world."

Plans to take down the monuments weren't helped after the original contractor hired to remove them dropped out after its owner said he received death threats. Interest from other companies was lukewarm when the city later asked for public bids. Take 'Em Down organizers blamed the delay on both the courts — the 5th Circuit is considered one of the most conservative federal appeals courts in the nation — and a lack of aggressive action by the city. They said the city should have denounced or ignored the court order.

"I'm saying we should defy that order. That order should have no standing with us at all," Suber said. "We have no respect for the 5th Circuit because they're all (expletive) racists anyway."

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The term "Social Justice" has very little to do with Justice. SJW have just become a festering pustule on America.  It's about small groups of angry people who have been given the ability to intimidate. You cannot change history, nor wipe out it's memory of affects. In this case, if SJW's had any sense, they'd want to preserve the past as to demonstrate to their children how we as a people can right the wrongs of the past.

But blinded by anger, whipped up by profitable racist agitators, and the blessings of the Federal Government, no one will ever accuse SJW of being thoughtful........ 

A Good Monday Morning

Our First Lady Shows Off Latest Fashion Trend: From the House Painter Tarpaulin Collection.......

Hillary Goes After the Disaffected Millenial Vote

MFNS - After having to fend off rumors of a health collapse, sinking poll numbers, losing support in swing states, ever increasing unpopularity in her home state, and fearing that her popularity among young voters has fallen to a critically low, Hillary Clinton this weekend adopted a "new look" to appeal to millennials in New York City who are describe as suffering from angst and alienation.

Speaking before the 24th Annual Goth Fest & Marilyn Manson Makeup Convention,  Clinton showcased her new look at the event on Saturday  dressed in an Edwardian corset, a lacy black dress, knee-high studded boots and a variety of occult jewelry.  A spokesperson for the Clinton 2016 campaign insists that while the transformation may appear to be a cheap political stunt, it actually reflects the candidate's deepest and until recently, most secret beliefs.

"We are hemorrhaging support to that [expletive] Trump so we put drab ol’ Hillary in front of a mirror and asked ourselves some really tough questions, like if her style really speaks to today’s disaffected youth," said A. Hola, a longtime Clinton strategist who, as a high school student in the early 1990s, wore only black and went by the name Raven. 

Clinton told her audience: 

"Look around, my fellow Americans, and you’ll see that everything is in a state of decay The only certainty in life is death, and it is death we must espouse if we are to live fully. I say it’s time for a new political aesthetic, that we find beauty in the macabre. If you elect me as president, I’ll paint the White House black.  Visiting heads of state will be forced to confront their own mortality. Instead of backing down from Russian president Vladimir Putin at a UN summit, I’ll present him with the skull of a beloved Victorian poet.”

Donald Trump, he's dead, but he doesn't even know it yet. Even worse, he is mundane. He bores me.

And long before I was a grandmother in a lime-green pantsuit building up my foreign policy credentials, I was an angry young outsider who despised the conformity of my peers. Few know this, but while living in the Arkansas Governor’s Mansion in the 1980s, I was a prolific writer of Anne Rice fan fiction, and I used to dye my hair black until Bill told me it was unbecoming." 

When asked what advantage she has over her Republican rival, Clinton pointed to the two terms she served in the Senate, experience she gained while heading the State Department, and her mint-condition collection of all 13 albums released by The Cure. 

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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Bulldogs vs Tigers

Saturday, Mississippi St. travels to Tiger Stadium with their #@%& cowbells for the 110th meeting between the Bulldogs and the Tigers. Mike has plans to add to his every increasing cowbell collection again this year. 

Being this years "Gold Game", LSU will dress out in retro uniforms of white numbered helmets, gold jerseys with purple stripes and white pants, a throwback to the uniforms of the 40's and 50's,  last regularly worn in the 1958 National Championship game. 

Since 2000, or the beginning of what some not so affectionately have come to call "The Saban Era" of Southern football, the Tigers have dominated the Bulldogs. 

While the Tigers are again favored, with the Bulldogs new QB, Nick Fitzgerald, who had a team record breaking game last week against South Carolina, this should be another good test of how far along the Tiger defense, who has only given up two touchdowns, has come so far. If they can contain the highly mobile Fitzgerald, they can solve their most glaring problem, time of possession.  This is a game the Tigers should win, but the offense will have to be on their game to win it.
I say Tigers by 10+  ✔

And this is why the Good Lord put a great river between the states of Louisiana and Mississippi!

Hey Stingray, you bloated inbred Mississippi redneck, y'all got your ass kicked by an FCS team, and the team you did beat was a bottom tier SEC East team, South Carolina....SOUTH CAROLINA!  Hardly makes you a powerhouse there Fatso. And let's see....your Chihuahuas have lost 22 of the last 24 to the Tigers. PHFFT!  Match Les Miles 113-32 record and then you can throw some shade. BTW, your cat acts awfully gay and your momma wants her video camera back.....

Sorry Stingray, there's always next year..... maybe.   Woof Woof.....

 #1 Alabama @ #19 Ole Miss

This is all that needs to be said about the SEC Game of the Week:
Ole Miss has taken the last two contest between the teams and last year spoiled what should have been a perfect season for the Tide. No one in there right mind would want to be a Crimson Tide player on the ride home if they were to lose three in a row...... 
Nick Saban gets his revenge in Oxford - Tide by 12  ✔

#17 Texas A&M @ Auburn
I'm still not convinced the Agricultural and Mechanical Dudes of Texas are as good as they appear. "But Diogenes, they have Trevor Knight and you know a little bit about John Cheaves' defenses" you say. And yes, you would be correct. But they play at Auburn, and this is the SEC. But, if A&M is for real, they could very well be a conference contender. 
I say Auburn in an Upset by 2  ✖
 Elsewhere:  #10 Louisville Jumps #2 Florida St.   ✔ 

After correctly calling the Arkansas upset of TCU ( Gawd I hate the Hogs) Diogenes went 4-0 last week.