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And Now A Word From Sigmund......

I'm Sensing an Ol' Fashion Bayou Whoopin' Comin' Down.

Saturday Night in Baton Rouge the Lights will shine brightly for the first time this season in Tiger Stadium as LSU welcomes the Chattanooga Mocks to Death Valley. (6:30pm CT - SEC Net.)  The Mocks are ranked #14 in the latest FCS coaches poll despite losing their opener to Jacksonville state.

After last weeks game against BYU, who the Tigers held scoreless and didn't let advance past the 50 yd. line, the Mocks may be in for a good ol' Cajun slap down. The Tigers are showing confidence and I suspect that if the game were to get out of hand, we may see the future of Tiger football, Miles Brennan at QB in the second half.  The Tiger Defense, starting five freshmen and without three of their stellar veterans played lights out last week, and the new Matt Canada Offense looked good....at least between the 10 yd. lines. There is still much room for improvement before the Tigers start conference play next week and begin this years tough march through the south.

I say Tigers by 20+ ✔

This Week in the SEC:

My prediction of a clean sweep in SEC team openers went up in smoke thanks to a friggin' Texas A&M team who blew a 44-17 lead going into the 4th quarter. 44-17!!! How's that A&M DC job workin' out for ya John Chavis? 

Florida vs Northern Colorado - Cancelled 
Funny thing happened on the road to the SEC East Championship. The Squirrel and his Gators got run over by a big yellow bus driven by Jim Harbaugh.  Mercifully the Gators will be spared the wrath of the Northern Colorado Bears because of Irma, and it will be just another week the Gators offense won't get near a goal Line.

Alabama vs Fresno St. -  2:30pm CT - ESPN2
Fresno St. is flying high after crushing Incarnate Word 66-0 last week. Incarnate Word is not the Alabama Crimson Tide. Good luck boys, the ambulances will be on standby........

I say Tide by 35+  ✔


TCU vs Arkansas - 2:30pm CT - CBS
The Frogs and the Hogs go at it again. This could be a really good game. Their meeting last year was a shootout that went into overtime.  But The Hogs got them a dandy QB and said to have a stout Offensive line as they proved against Florida A&M last week. This years game is in Fayetteville, and a typical Big 12 defense shouldn't be to much trouble for the Hogs run game.  

I say SOO-WEE  The Hogs by 10   ✖


Abuburn vs Clemson - 6pm CT - ESPN
Okay, I'm not drinking the Auburn kool-aid just yet. Like my own Tigers, the question is what can they do against a good SEC defense. The Baylor transfer wiz-kid showed last week he can air it out, but he made major mistakes that you can only get away with playing cupcakes. Coming from the Big 12 where it's not unusual for two teams to rack up 80+ points in a game, and defense is just that thing that surrounds the parking lot, I want to see what Mr. QB can do against a top tier ACC and SEC defense before we declare them Alabama's main contender. 

Despite the 1st half play, Clemson takes them down convincingly in the 2nd half...

I say Clemson by 10+  ✔


Tennessee vs Indiana St. - 3pm CT - SEC Network
No ones looking in the Vols direction this year, but I have picked them as one of the major conference spoilers and possible backdoor contenders for the SEC East. We'll have to see what Butch Jones can bring about being on a hot seat this year. Teams tend to play up to it and I think the Vols may surprise some people.  This week shouldn't be a problem for them.

I say Vols by 14+  ✔


✔ UPSET PREDICTION: The Sooners get revenge 
on the Bucknutts of Ohio in their own crib. 
You don't get away with singing your alma mater 
on an opponents field after a game like last year.   

Nuff' Said!

GEAUX TIGERS!

If You Have Any Doubts of the Organized Degrading of Western Civilization........

Academia Throttles Up The Crazy Train of Lunacy and Political Correctness

We Must “Decenter English as the De facto Language of Academia” 

Chinese is the largest spoken language in the world. Simple because of their sphere of influence in Asia, and because there are just more of them. But English has long become the international language of Business and Finance, as well as communication in international air travel.  I've been told by people who are well traveled that anywhere you can go in the world regardless of continent, among any sizeable population,  you can find someone to communicate with in English. Not so in Chinese or any other language.

But some in the over educated pointy headed world wide academia believe somehow this is wrong in this day and age. But we all know what is really behind this kind of thinking..........

Red Alert Politics - In response to the political landscape shift of 2016, an academic conference is encouraging participants to take steps to disenfranchise the usage of English language in the classroom and throughout academia. 

The Society for Social Studies of Science, a group of humanities professors from around the globe, held their annual meeting in Boston, MA this past weekend, which is known as 4S.  While most academics attend conferences to learn, network, and engage in debate about scholarly topics, conference organizers made it known that their conference would feature a new theme this year: marginalizing those who speak English. 

Listed on the event website, one of the main themes of the conference was “Pluralizing Language in the Age of Trump and Brexit.” According to organizers of the conference, 4S realizes that “xenophobia and nationalism are on the rise in many places.” 

“While English has become a scientific lingua franca that has been favoured in communications and networking across the globe, it is the official language of just a handful of countries,” the program reads. “Most prominently, the United States of America and the United Kingdom.” 

In response to this perceived phenomenon, event organizers took the bizarre steps of requesting that individuals submit their presentations in a language other than English. The program goes as far as to say “even monolingual English speaker(s) may have parts or all of their presentation written or audio-recorded in another language by another speaker.” 

The conference hired 11 translators to translate the presentations back to English for participants who only speak English. 

In addition to inconveniencing individuals who have spent their entire academic career utilizing a single language to be more efficient, the 4S event organizers were also sure to include a number of liberal-themed sessions to ensure professors received a heavy dose of anti-Trump progressivism to bring back to their classrooms. The event included sessions such as “Reproductive Justice and Injustice,” “Climate Data Protection Under Trump: Strategies and Tactics,” and “Mind the Gap: Politics, Policy, and the Stylized Facts of Gender Inequality.”

Maybe we all should just learn to speak Bantu and be done with it! 

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Illegal Voters May Have Decided New Hampshire in 2016

But.....but there's no such thing as voter fraud.

PJM - "Newly available data is casting doubt on the integrity of the presidential election in New Hampshire in 2016, which Hillary Clinton won by just over 2,700 votes. Over 6,000 voters in New Hampshire had used same-day voter registration procedures to register and vote simultaneously for president.

The current New Hampshire speaker of the House, Shawn Jasper, sought and obtained data about what happened to these 6,000 "new" New Hampshire voters who showed up on Election Day. It seems the overwhelming majority of them can no longer be found in New Hampshire.

Of those 6,000, only 1,014 have ever obtained New Hampshire driver's licenses. Of the 5,526 voters who never obtained a New Hampshire driver's license, a mere three percent have registered a vehicle in New Hampshire. The Public Interest Legal Foundation received information that 70 percent of the same-day registrants used out-of-state photo ID to vote in the 2016 presidential election in New Hampshire and to utilize same-day registration. Gov. Maggie Hassan, a Democrat, also defeated incumbent U.S. Sen. Kelly Ayotte by only 1,017 votes.

These new data illustrate the problem with same-day registration laws: they prevent the ability to verify residency prior to the election -- and in a close election, that can make a difference. As John Fund and Hans von Spakovsky pointed out in their book Who's Counting, same-day registration fraud won Al Franken his Senate seat, and that extra Democratic seat then gave the country Obamacare."

Pointing Her Bony Finger at Barky

In case you haven't been keeping track, Ma Clinton has blamed just about everyone and everything for her epic election loss including James Comey, the Russians, Sexism, Trump collusion with Russia, Middle Finger News Service, James Comey, the Media, Bernie Sanders, Seasonal Jock Itch, the Russians, side three of The Beatles' White Album, and Toenail Fungus. But missing from this list is Hillary Clinton herself, who shouldn’t be held accountable for running a shitty campaign. There is one notable name missing, and we find Ma did finally indeed get around to blaming Barky Obama himself.

Why Hillary Always Wears Pant Suits

Tidbits of her new book that looks back at the 2016 election, “I F*cked Up And It’s Your Fault” have been leaking in advance and it’s full of her pointing the finger at everyone but herself. In the latest excerpt we learn that Obama is also to blame:

“I do wonder sometimes about what would have happened if President Obama had made a televised address to the nation in the fall of 2016 warning that our democracy was under attack. Maybe more Americans would have woken up to the threat in time. We’ll never know.”

What she is referring to is the bullshit narrative that the Russians hacked the election and stole it from her. The reason why Barky didn’t give a public address on the subject is because he knew it wasn't true. Sure, Barky loves lying, but at that point he was in legacy building mode and didn’t want to leave office on a bigger whopper than “if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.”

If only Barky had lied for her, she would be president right now. That's a very Clinton thing to say, don't ya think? 

But after 8 years of an horrendously lawless and deceiving presidency, people were not all that psyched about another democrat in the White House. Especially another Clinton.  She stills fails to see that. But I do think we finally found something to be grateful to Barack Obama for......

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Hunting Nazis On The Golf Course

With the whole Russia/Trump collusion story in total collapse and news organizations like CNN pulling investigators off the Russia coverage, the newly hired journalism school grad reporters hired to dig dirt on Trump are now scrambling elsewhere for that one Pulitzer winning story they all dream of.  Some have gone Nazi hunting. As USA Today touted a report out this morning on the tweeter, they have “ID’ed 4500 Trump golf-club members" through social media as well as an online service that tracks golfers handicaps:

Trump owns golf courses across the world, so USA Today thought it prudent to dig up information on club members and see what type of cretins would associate themselves with Trump in any way.  

It would be interesting to know how many media personalities and celebrities are on the list, but I doubt they would reveal that.  The only thing an investigation like this proves is that the MSM does not care about reporting what’s really happening in the world. They just want to get Trump, anyway they can.

(Twitchy)
h/t Konan The Bar Barron

Hurricanes Be Racist Y'all

Thank You Larwyn's Linx @ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage!

Lawyer Admits DACA is Lawless & Unconstitutional And Obama Knew It

Warner Todd Huston - "As the nation gears up to re-argue Barack Obama’s amnesty for illegals called the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA), one of the lawyers that Obama employed to push the original campaign has come out to admit that the whole program is probably unconstitutional and clearly Obama knew it the whole time."

"To hear the media tell it, all 844,931 people within the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program are paragons of virtue we Americans should be throwing ourselves at the knees of in gratitude for them coming to stay. In reality, DACA is a shabby little temporary amnesty program that rewards underachievers and permits quite a few criminals to avail themselves of its benefits......" - Monica Showalter 

"Attorney Eric Columbus, who worked on DACA for Obama at the Department of Justice, jumped to his Twitter account to talk about the policy he helped build. In a long series of Tweets, Columbus noted at one point that court challenges to DACA’s legitimacy are “very likely to succeed” because DACA simply isn’t a legal policy.

By the way, it should be noted that there already was a court that ruled against Obama’s illegal policy, but he ignored the court ruling and implemented DACA anyway. In 2015, the U.S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals blocked Obama’s executive orders because the policy forced states to support illegals with state funds and because Obama’s actions summarily changed the status of millions of illegals without Constitutional justification. Obama lawlessly surged ahead and put his plans in place, anyway, quite despite what the 5th Circuit and a lower court ruled."

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Let's not kid ourselves.  It's not compassion that drives democrats to defend a lawless Obama policy.  It's an attempt to "Fundamentally Transform America" by duplication of this in all the higher electoral vote states.   Nothing more........

Profiles in Moonbattery

DT - "The hopes and prayers of liberals to remove President Trump from office and therefore reverse the results of a legitimate election are increasingly resting with rogue special counsel Robert Mueller. Frustrated Hollyweirdos have ushered in the era of the totalitarian left with calls for Deep State coups, violence in the streets, martial law and the overturning of the democratic process and will of the voters by an unelected police state figure in Mueller. 

Of course, no thought ever goes into the idea that this all will one day come back to bite them in their own asses. 

One of the most fascistic of all is Rob “Meathead” Reiner who became famous for his performance of Archie Bunker’s flaming leftist son in law Mike Stivic. The now aged, balding and obese Reiner has issued a plea to Mueller to hurry up and Get Trump!"

"Well there’s hippie flower power Mike Stivic left and there’s full-blown jackboot, Joseph Stalin blood purge left and that is exactly what Reiner and his buddies want to see – until the day that it all swings back around on them that is.

If there is one positive aspect of the raging outbreak of Trump Derangement Syndrome that has swept the land it is that the left continues to expose themselves as drooling authoritarians. Who knew that inside every liberal there was a raging fascist struggling to get out but now they are on full display as exactly what they have always been.  

Stifle yourself Meathead!"