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The Hogs Come A-callin

Arkansas vs. LSU 

11 AM CT. ESPN

After a trip to Tuscaloosa and giving the Crimson Tide all they could handle in a valiant losing effort last Saturday, the Tigers return to Death Valley this week to host the Arkansas Razorbacks in an early Saturday game.  Papa Hog and his Hapless Pigs haven't been much of a danger to anyones season this year, and shouldn't be much of a problem for the Tiger running backs, who were able to run for double Alabama's game average last week. That said, this is an Arkansas - LSU game with a long history that tells us the unthinkable is always a possible. 

I say Tigers by 17  ✔

ELSEWHERE in the SEC

Florida v. South Carolina - 11AM CT - CBS

The Squirrel McElwain is gone, but the fact remains the Gators still suck. 

I say Gamecocks by 14 ✔

Georgia v. Auburn - 2:30PM CT - CBS

Okay, Jarrett Stidham is for real, at least against lesser defenses. They've played against 2 good ones and loss to both. I'm still not convinced the Gus Bus is on the same level as Alabama and Georgia.  But this should be a good game. 

I say Dawgs by 10  ✖

Alabama v. Mississippi St. - 6PM CT - ESPN

If MS studied the film carefully of the LSU game at Alabama last week, they could learn a lot about Alabama's defense (even the LSU radio play-by-play guys noticed something revealing) and they could make this a game. If not, no amount of cowbell is gonna save them from their wrath........

I say Tide by 17 ✔

Upset of the week:

TCU goes to Norman and beats the Okla. Sooners in their own house.  ✖

Diogenes stands at 15-6 thru week #9

Hillary Guest-Edits Slutty Teen Magazine

Excerpts from DownTrend

"Having spent the last two months promoting her grimoire of grievance What Happened?, Hillary continues to linger like a bad case of gas on the day after Thanksgiving.  And now in an announcement that is sure to thrill the dead-enders and the next generation of feminists, Hillary will be guest editing the upcoming issue of Teen Vogue which is one of the last print editions. The issue is scheduled to hit newsstands in early December. In doing so it would seem that Hillary is putting her personal seal of approval on Teen Vogue’s often reprehensible sexual articles that promote ideas of being sexually promiscuous to a target audience of girls 11-17. 

This is the same magazine that drew outrage over July’s controversial “A Guide to Anal Sex” which is only one of the raunchy articles that the rag publishes on an ongoing basis and resulted in a boycott movement that may have impacted the publisher’s decision to put an end to the print edition. Traditional  mothers were outraged that the content was sending the message to their daughters that it was cool to be sluts.

Some other examples of the fare that seems directed at grooming future victims of sexual predators like Hillary’s Hollywood donor Harvey Weinstein are:“If I Have Oral Sex, Am I Still a Virgin?”- “Consent and BDSM: What You Should Know” - “Myths About Your Vagina You Should Not Believe”- you get the picture."

The Hill quotes Clinton: 

“Teen Vogue takes teen girls seriously and understands that style and substance aren’t mutually exclusive,” Clinton writes in the statement, saying she jumped at the chance to guest edit. “I love seeing articles about the search for the perfect makeup remover next to essays about running for office (I have strong opinions on both topics, but we’ll get to that later). Teen girls are a powerful force for good in the world, and it’s refreshing to see that reflected in these pages,” she continued. 

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They call the issue “a celebration of resistance and resilience.” Having recently been swept up by the leftist propaganda hate train, it wouldn't surprise me if there was article titled "Contemplating Social Justice while giving your boyfriend a blowjob".

Fishnet Friday

It's Been A Busy Week or Two for the Fake Racism Industry

If you say racism is so prevalent in America, 

then why ya got to fake it???

The Things You Can Learn for 60k a Year

Some parents take second jobs, third mortgages and sacrifice everything to send their kids to Ivy League schools like Harvard, one of the top academic and priciest schools in the country, to prepare them for the real world as leaders in business, medicine and law. And those parents should be comforted to know that in this competitive information age, Harvard is on the cutting edge and they're preparing their young people for the job market by helping them master the proper way to stick things up their butts. 

Yes, Harvard University is in the midst of 'Sex Week', complete with workshops introducing students to anal beads and butt plugs, and instructing them on proper techniques. The event is hosted by 'Natasha' of the  adult shop "Good Vibrations", who  discusses  the value of ‘practice, practice, practice’, and a primer on the importance of using medical-grade butt plugs. It was one of many workshops held at the Ivy League university.  Around 50 students attended. And how prestigious is it to be taught by someone who simply goes by “Natasha?” 

Remember when you were young and your mom told you not to put things in your mouth or up your nose? There was good reason. In fact it’s even more important not to shove things in your ass, your mom just never thought that was a lesson you needed to learn.

[College Fix]                            Thank You MJA for the linkage!

[Daily Mail]

CNN Polls Its Own Viewers - Probably Wished They Hadn't

Despite their hoop-la over the non-shocking gubernatorial victories in New Jersey and Virginia last night, the Democrat Party is in bad shape. CNN decided to take a poll on the party’s favorability, and wound up with results they certainly weren’t expecting. No doubt because of their embracing of leftist bigotry and identity politics, favorable views of the Party have dropped to their lowest mark in more than 25 years of polling, according to new numbers from a CNN poll conducted by SSRS. 

CNN - Only 37% of Americans have a favorable opinion of Democrats, down from 44% in March of this year. A majority, 54%, have an unfavorable view, matching their highest mark in polls from CNN and SSRS, CNN/ORC and CNN/USA Today/Gallup stretching back to 1992. The rating includes low favorable ratings from some core Democratic groups, including nonwhites (48%) and people under 35 years old (33%). The numbers come amid recent feuds and divisions in the Democratic Party, as former interim chair Donna Brazile’s new book has unveiled new questions about infighting during the 2016 presidential campaign. But the Republican Party isn’t doing any better, with just 30% of Americans holding a favorable view. That’s essentially the same as September, when the rating hit its lowest point in polling back to 1992, but down from 42% in March. A broad 6 in 10, 61%, have an unfavorable opinion.

Trust in the DNC further eroded after months of rabidly accusing the Trump campaign of having colluded with Russia, evidence is Democrats and the Clinton campaign were themselves colluding with Russia.  

On This Date In History.......

Anticipating a Clinton victory, New York magazine writer Rebecca Traister said there was “an electric current running through” her body upon waking up that morning. Zara Rahim, Clinton campaign national spokeswoman told Esquire that she was already planning her Instagram caption. “We were waiting for the coronation........."

'No Felons in the Senate' Statement Deleted by Dems Before Menendez Verdict

A statement from former Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid insisting that a convicted felon is not going to be able to serve in the United States Senate has suddenly disappeared from the website of the Senate Democrats as jurors deliberate in the federal corruption trial of Sen. Bob Menendez (D-N.J.).  On Nov. 1, 2008, Reid issued the statement after Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) was convicted on corruption charges. The verdict came down just before his 2008 re-election bid — which he narrowly lost. Pointing to Stevens’ conviction, Reid wrote that “the reality is that a convicted felon is not going to be able to serve in the United States Senate.”

The statement’s webpage link now only leads to a page stating, “This link is extinct! We’re working on it.”

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