What an Embarrassment and Mockery of Journalism They Have All Become......

THE STUPIDEST WORDS EVER SPOKEN

On Sunday’s CNN's super-ironically-named Reliable Sources, in light of what the left-wing media has been screaming for nearly 800 days having been shown to be wrong and utterly bankrupt, the irrelevant Watergate dinosaur Carl Bernstein, reveling again in the bright lights of the media attention, took time out from repeating the exact same thing he's been saying night after night for two years to celebrated just how stellar a job the media has done:

“Look — let’s look at where the disinformation and mistakes and lying have come from. It hasn’t come from the press; it’s come from the President of the United States and those around him. I think we’ve done — the media, the press — has done one of the great reporting jobs in history, especially of covering a presidency by the most news organizations.”

It's now called "GOING FULL BERNSTEIN"

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Joy Reid: Feels Like the Seeds of a Cover-Up Up in Here

You knew it wouldn't take long, and pretty much knew who would be saying it. The Exalted Negress of MSNBC Joy Reid, who knows a thing or two about cover-ups, spoke up first. She stacked her morning weekend show with some of those liberal soft-heads who've advanced careers over the last 22 months spreading conspiracy theories and unfounded hysteria over Trump-Russia collusion, and are now peddling a new misdirection to cover up their embarrassing failure. MSNBC, like the Clown News Network, has profited mightily from the 24/7 Russia, Russia thing and both stand with microphone in hand and their pants around their ankles now the conspiracy has collapsed at their very feet:

On MSNBC this morning, Joy Reid talked with her panel about what Attorney General Bill Barr will ultimately do now that he’s reviewing the full Mueller report, even suggesting possible “seeds of a cover-up.” Reid read from Barr’s letter––the part where the AG pledged “as much transparency as possible”––and said, “I remain cynical.” 

Above the Law editor Elie Mystal agreed with Reid, saying, “Is Trump’s flunky going to release a report that might be damaging to his sugar daddy? I don’t think so. I don’t even know why we think that Barr isn’t the one who stopped the investigation,” he continued. “This is a 22-month-long investigation, Barr’s been on the scene for a month, and now we’re done? That doesn’t strike anybody as odd? No, I have absolutely no confidence that Bill Barr will do anything other than what is in the best interest of Donald Trump.” 

Reid then said she has concerns about “the seeds of a cover-up”: 

“The fact that this investigation takes place within the Justice Department, which Donald Trump essentially controls, and that he got rid of the problem, Jeff Sessions, who––the one decent thing that he did was just recuse himself. This guy is not recused. It feels like the seeds of a cover-up are here.”

If you constantly went on TV or wrote things to mislead millions into believing Mueller was coming to arrest Trump, Jr.Trump, Jared and a whole slew of others for conspiring with the Russians to deny the rightful ascension of Hillary Clinton, just admit it. Save yourselves the embarrassment of all this whitewashing & pretending. You have run out of turd polish. Democratic elites, NatSec officials, & the cable news hosts who pushed their conspiracy narrative don't realize, and will never reckon with, how much they have just helped Trump's re-election campaign.

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Spartacus Wants To Marry Some Ugly Chick In The WH

With the 2020 presidential hopeful clown car getting really crowded you have to think of something to make you stand out from the rest of the pack, something really special like eat with a comb or get a cute puppy or come out against circumcision, or maybe something much more fashionable like a Hispanic girlfriend.

Senator Spartacus took a brief detour from talking about politics to praise his new girlfriend, Rosario Dawson, on The Ellen Show and flirt with the possibility of a White House wedding. Booker told DeGeneres that Dawson has made him more “courageous” in the love that he projects and wants to see in the United States. He’s just a man in love. With himself.  And definitely it’s true love and definitely not a shameless ploy to look hip and with it and cool. I figure he was more a Caitlyn Jenner type.

Now I have to admit, I have no idea whatsoever who this Rosario Dawson chick is. Supposedly she's another dime a dozen actress on some streaming service show I have never heard of, and to be truthful I thought she was a guy from the first picture I saw. But we should all pray that with his buggy-eyes and her face, they don't reproduce.

See kids, even adults can pretend and play "house".

(Buzzfeed)
(TheTweeter)

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Baristas to Beto: Come On Dude, Get Off the Counters Man

When you run for presidential through social media, expect to be turned into a meme.

When Beto O’Rourke arrived for a campaign stop at the Beancounter Coffeehouse in Burlington, Iowa, he hopped right up on the shop’s counter and addressed the masses below. During a visit to Narrow Way Cafe in Detroit, O’Rourke grabbed a microphone and scrambled up on the counter. At Sing-A-Long Bar and Grill in Mount Vernon, Iowa Beto jumped right up on that counter too. After a week of stump speeches from a perch next to the extra sweets and the cash registers, Beto’s countertop habit has become a meme. And some of the nation’s baristas are asking him to please get down from there.

Connor Finnegan, a Brooklyn coffee shop manager said if O’Rourke comes to his cafe, he’s “definitely not” getting on the counter. “He can be heard and seen perfectly well standing on the ground,” citing the 6’4” Beto's height. Josh Wilson, the owner of Cohesive Coffee in Greenville, South Carolina, said he could envision himself voting for O’Rourke, but still wouldn’t want him standing on his counter. “As a cafe owner, the way the picture shows doesn’t make sense,” Wilson said of a picture of O’Rourke squatting on a counter to listen to a woman standing on the ground. “I would understand standing on the counter because the crowd was so big, although organizing it would be better. But he’s kneeled down. It seems like a photo opp that wasn’t necessary. His feet are right by the cups.”

“It's silly to me that Beto spends like half his waking hours hopping on the countertops of coffee shops across Iowa,” Deadspin writer David Roth tweeted Monday, “but—and I assume this is part of the point—I am enjoying the mental image of Trump wheezily humping himself up onto a table at a Ruth's Chris in Ottumwa.”

(Daily Beast)
(The Tweeter)

The Cackling Hens Go After The Psychedelic Warlord

With Whoopie Goldberg freshly arrived back after her absence for a once yearly shove through the local car wash to rinse out those nasty dreadlocks, it was no surprise to hear the Cackling Hens of 'The View' crank it back up and take on the newest clown to jump out of the trees and into the ring to battle for the democrat's 2020 version of our nation's savior. Whoopie wasted no time telling Beto the Boy Wonder not to get too big for his britches and be Careful' About Your 'White Male Privilege' there pretty boy. 

While journalists may be on the “Beto Bus,” the ladies of The View certainly aren’t, (yet anyway.) The hosts dragged the newly announced 2020 candidate for his “white male privilege,” Monday, after he made a series of gaffes over the weekend. Goldberg began by pointing out O’Rourke had broken Bernie Sanders’ fundraising record before slamming him as a privileged white male.  

"Something I heard him say was he realized he was a guy with white privilege and so he also felt he needed a female to run with him. Well, my question is what makes you think she wants to be your vice president? Why would you think she needed to you do that? You have to be careful with privilege like that because things slip out of your mouth, so you got to really sort of clamp down before you open it and have foot inserted. I don't use this all the time but it really is white male privilege to be like, ‘I was born to do this.’ If Hillary or Kamala or anyone had been on the cover of Vanity Fair saying ‘I was born to do this,’ the media would be going insane right now against it....." - Read More

It is funny to see the left eating their own over identity politics. Misgivings about Beto’s racial and chromosomal makeup were front and center on CNN’s New Day when they discovered that Democratic presidential hopeful was actually a white male, and they were not happy about it. The cable network went into race-baiting overdrive following the announcement of O’Rourke’s candidacy, airing hours of feverish handwringing over whether Beto’s “white maleness” rendered him an unacceptable choice for the Democratic Party nominee.

Beto also received this pushback from other CNN hosts, who slammed his “white male” status over 50 times in 24 hours, and from CBS This Morning host Gayle King, who asked the the in your face question, “Are you disadvantaged by being a privileged white man?

Funny thing, no one has yet questioned his sanity. This is gonna be so much fun to watch.......

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No One is Watching Except Bored Emotional Support Animals In Airport Lounges

It must be tough driving to work knowing not one show on your entire network can beat the morning crap-fest 'Squinty & Meat Puppet' in the ratings. (Lookin' at you prime time Fredo)

Yet CNN is still trying to pretend they're a "news" channel, but their efforts at red meat shitheadery (Cuomo, Lemon, etc.) ring false somehow. It's just a pale cargo-cult simulacrum of the eight-headed shouty-fest that the other two networks have perfected. The wall-to-wall bash Trump sugar high is wearing off. And to think, the guy that has presided over CNN's race to become a laughing stock, Jeff Zucker, was promoted to Chairman of one of Warner's new media companies in addition to CNN. I guess picking on CNN is starting to feel like kicking a puppy for peeing on the floor......

But this chart from @roadmn is BRUTAL. Clicky to Bigify

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