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Disturbed Woman From NY Warns To Fear the Red Menace!

Y'all remember that time Hillary lost the 2016 election and then joined that wacky Jill Stein, the Green Party candidate, in a recount effort that was certain to reveal massive voter “irregularities” they are quick to claim only happens when they lose?  Yeah, Good Times, Good Times....

Clinton now claims that Jill Stein was, and remains, a Ruskie operative controlled by Vladimir Putin who was used to deny  Clinton her rightful place as President of the United States, and she believes that the red menace is once again going to use a third party candidate to divide the left. Specifically she accuses US combat veteran Tulsi Gabbard of being a Putin puppet who is being “groomed” to damage the Democrats in 2020. 

For the record, there have been third party candidates in almost every election dating all the way back to (at least) the early 1800’s. There may even have been some who weren’t Soviet agents. However, everyone, and everything, who had anything to do with a Democrat’s loss is now part of a Russian scheme. Hillary declares it, so that’s just the way it is.

For the record, Stein was on the ballot in 45 states in 2016. The Green Party, crazy though its members may be, has been around a long time. They’re not “Russian assets” any more than any other socialist, including Bernie Sanders, and Hillary didn’t seem to have a problem with them when they were launching their recount effort.

The bottom line is High-level Democrats, including Hillary, are trashing anyone who doesn’t 100% toe the official Dem line. You can agree or disagree with Gabbard on Syria, but there’s no evidence to suggest she’s some sort of Manchurian Candidate. Dems’ simply have no substantive attacks, so they’re trotting out Russia at every opportunity.

Unless they have some severe skeletons in their closets, Gabbard and Stein should sue the hell outta Hillary for defamation.

UPDATE: Tulsi Gabbard Responds 

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Dems Plan to Name Prescription Drug Bill for Bullet Head Cummings

According to Roll Call, Nancy Pelosi told reporters in her weekly news briefing that Ways and Means Chairman Richard E. Neal has suggested they name their prescription drug bill HR3 after the Maryland Democrat Elijah 'Bullet Head' Cummings. "Prescription drug prices were a focus for Cummings as chairman of the House Oversight and Reform Committee. He just fought to the end," Pelosi said.

I guess it apropos that a drug bill be named for a representative of a congressional district who's economic engine offers so many steady and prosperous employment opportunities in street corner free lance pharmaceutical distribution and a constituency as major consumers.

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Does This President Make My Ass Look Big????

Pope Fran, There's An Angry Fat Black Woman That Would

 Like To Have A Talk With You.

Pope Francis lamented today in a message to Qu Dongyu, Director-General of the UN Food and Agriculture Organization saying that improper eating habits call for “a conversion in our way of living and acting". The Pope is of the belief nutritional disorders can only be combated by the cultivation of lifestyles inspired by gratitude for the gifts we have received and the adoption of a spirit of temperance, moderation, abstinence, self-control and solidarity. Makes much sense to me. 

But in a country where any and all personal and cultural failings of minorities are blamed on the easy out, you can leave it to a black affirmative action gender studies professor at a prestigious university to find a way to use Racism as the cause of her personal failures.

“I hate when people talk about Black women being obese. I hate it, because it becomes a way to blame us for a set of conditions that we didn’t create.” – @ProfessorCrunk.

Watch full episodes of #BlackWomenOWN the Conversation and more on the OWN app or https://t.co/NeZ9hnezAR. pic.twitter.com/pRKukjqbnV

— Black Women OWN the Conversation (@BlackWomenOWN) September 16, 2019

This sad excuse for an educator who looks like she hasn't missed a meal since Jimmy Carter was President is Brittney Cooper, a professor at Rutgers (and you thought it was just their football team that sucked). She's telling women that they are unable to succeed and prosper under a roaring economy and current social-economic conditions and bare no responsibility and have absolutely no control over their lives. Yes stress doesn't help!! I have a stressful job, but I try and eat right.

But the good professor also just happens to be an MSNBC contributor and staunch critic hater of DJT.  So I guess, when you want to feel good about your self-inflected problem like an extra 6 chicken wings, you can always claim to the world you're oppressed and have a white guy to blame. I guess no one stop to ask the good professor where DJT was for the first 38 years of her life?

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Oh Sweet Jesus They're Not Really Doing This Again are They?? Dems Debate #41 of 120

It's time for another Democratic debate!  There is only 80 or something more of these before the candidate field is finally whittled down to the top five or so, none of  which will be as good as the SNL versions.   I'm convinced CNN is intent on killing once and for all what little ratings they still have after their last town hall 'Queer Fest and Men in Dresses Extravaganza' that would have turned off most of America if they had known it was on.

The DNC is done spreading the debate manure over two nights when there were more than 10 candidates and made most dems dream of something more pleasant, like dysentery, and probably will again because ALL 12 BOZOS are going to be on the stage at the same time.  Enforced time limits (for everyone but Kamala cause the nasally Voodoo Queen just won't shut up) won't actually offer time to make a real points or use those lame canned zingers they payed staff to think up.  And who not will miss Joe and his annoying professorial verbal bullet points. #1 blah blah blah, #2 blah blah blah......  

And despite how the DNC tried to move the goal post to keep Tulsi Gabbard out of the primaries because she's not down with all the sissy men wearing dresses and has a little problem with Mohammedans running around cutting peoples heads off, will be one on stage and will surely take, and give some fire.

But I won't be watching because Marianne Sparkleshine Stardust Williamson didn't make the cut and won't be there. It's just not the same without her focus on the love, the light of the universe from the third eye that shines down upon us and bask us with the warmth of feeling and brings harmony together across the globe.

No, just not the same........

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And Lo! For The Lizards Shall Enter The Valley of Death. Saturday Down South - Week 7

Two Go In, One Comes Out

6-0 Florida vs 5-0 LSU

The last time the Florida Gators and LSU Tigers met as both undefeated top 10 teams was Oct. 2015 in Baton Rouge.  Saturday Night in Tiger Stadium they met again as one of the top offenses in CFB meets one of it's top defenses. If I may quote from my preseason post:

"But I will say this - with the exit of the Squirrel McElwain at Florida, I believe Dan Mullan can recruit better there than he ever could at Cowbell U. and is going to bring the Gators quickly back to prominence in the East. This year? Who knows which Fippy Franks will show up?

The latter question is answered, and the former seems even more likely than when I wrote those words.  The Gators have been winning ugly, but no matter, you have to respect 6-0.

Saturday will be the biggest test for both teams so far this year. Each of the past 7 games between the two has been decided by a touchdown or less. That may not be the case this time. This will be the best defense the Tigers have faced as well as the most productive offense the Gators have had to defend against. The Tigers lead the nation in scoring at 54.6 points per game and are second in total offense at 571.2 ypg. The Gators lead the SEC in defense and are 5th in the nation in points allowed at 9.5 per game. Somethin' gotta give.

Both teams lay claim to DBU. That will be settled Saturday night. There's a lot of talent on both sides and I expect to see more than one interception before it's over.  All in all, I think the Gators are more then capable enough to slow down the Tiger offense. But if they don't bring a better game then they did last week, I don't think they can hang with the Tigers all night.

This is night game in Death Valley, and the Gators won't be playing against a freshman QB.

Irrelevant Hollywood Unhinged Join Forces in War on DJT

As the impeachment process continues unabated by pathetic grandstanding sore-losing Democrats in Congress, some of hollywood's irrelevant weirdos have joined together their B list star power and are rolling out the War-wagon of a self-righteous campaign called the 'Impeachment Task Force' [insert laugh track here]. Less a task force and more a smear campaign, hoping to recruit more than 100 actors and 1,000 activists of various stripes ranging from Hillary Clinton supporters to immigration activists. They all have two thing in common: a disturbing pattern of allowing hatred to overcome commonsense and are disgruntled that DJT is the President of the United States.

The purpose of this “task force” is to up the ante on social media through a continuous onslaught of tweets and retweets of any statements vilifying DJT and his policies. The news media will then take notice, retweet and report on the attacks and present it all as “unbiased news.” This will then give some cover to those vulnerable Democrats in Congress so the theory goes.

You can likely guess some of the task force members. There are the unhinged Rosie O’Donnell, Ron Perlman, George Takei, Bubble Head Debra Messing, and everyone’s favorite childhood star not named Ricky Schroeder, Alyssa Milano.  Milano, in particular, should send a bow-wrapped “thank you” card to DJT for making her somewhat relevant again, even if that relevancy is unwarranted other than pointing out her stupidity or mental derangement.

Meanwhile, Flatulence O’Donnell is apparently taking a vacation from the fat farm and letting deranged gay meth head do her hair,  while Takei obviously has a shortage of Comic Book and Star Trek conventions to attend.

Others on the task force reportedly include a couple of authors, former tennis star Martina Navratilova and gun control activist Fred Guttenberg who's probably praying for a another mass shooting to get his mug on MSNBC.  Milano, who suffers from near fatal TDS,  is particularly active and has assumed her responsibilities and sense of self-serving relevancy by equating whistleblowers in the administration with women who have accused Trump of sexual improprieties. Debra Messing did her best Joe McCarthy imitation by trying to blacklist Hollywood personalities who show even a modicum of support for Trump by denying them any work.

Democrats, Leftist activists, Hollyweirdos and NeverTrumpers care less about facts and more about a slick propaganda campaign likely doomed to failure.  This campaign is like a large-budget special effect production. But special effects are fake. They are not reality. The reality is that the country seems to be doing just fine with DJT as President by whatever metric one wants to use. So, rant on and make fools of yourself, Hollywood. Not liking a man, his policies or the fact he won an election fair and square is not a “high crime and misdemeanor.”  

[RS]
[Institute for Regressive Policy]
[NYT]

Pharmaceutical Fueled TDS??

I know what creative intensity and anxiety look like, I work in the music industry. I often wonder how much of the intensity and anxiety we see in TV news people can be understood as symptomatic of drug use. On the rare occasion I do watch TV news, I study the faces, some of which have an insane and weird expressions.

Yes adderall is passed around D.C. like candy, and many of your favorite journalists also do meth. https://t.co/ruZsT2Pbua

— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) April 4, 2019

I have no idea whether this is wide spread or even true, but I have long stopped believing anything on the surface I hear from any commentator on TV.  And I see a lot of disturbing things I do recognize.  

Chronic Adderall abuse is marked by insomnia, irritability and personality changes. The most severe symptom of abuse is psychosis. Toxic symptoms from taking an overdose of Adderall can come at low doses. 

Initial signs of an overdose include restlessness, confusion, hallucinations and panic. After this central stimulation, the patient will undergo fatigue, depression, and often cardiovascular and gastrointestinal symptoms.... 

You get stuff done, but it changes who you are as a person. It fucks with your head.  

Irritability, restlessness, hallucinations, panic.... Now here do you see that on TV news commentary these days? Whether these people are jacking themselves up with drugs or not, it's a bad idea to stare into these anxious faces and hearing the intense chatter of someone close to losing touch with reality because of failure to deal with the truth and their own inner hate. 

I was watching one of those shows Sunday, I won't say which one, and they were talking about the the current impeachment circus.  There was loud, fast talking; darting, over-wide eyes; and hand gestures so big that I paused the show and exclaimed that it looked like a wild late-night party. It's really unhealthy for people to be sitting relaxed and passive in their favorite chair, letting these weird humans who's opinion have becomes unmoored from fact, have their way with their minds.

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