Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Just a Gay Ol' Time in the Ranks

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
Dec. 22, 2010

     "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Overturned

Today President Obama signed the law overturning the Clinton era "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, thereby ordering the Pentagon to stop banning openly gay men and women from serving in the military. The law had barred homosexual acts in the military but allowed gay men and women to serve in the armed forces so long as they keep their sexual orientation private. No adverse affects are expected from the change in military policy.

Marine PFC Butch Crotch and his partner Seaman Dan Chokes
 celebrate the signing by firing a 50 caliber gun off the bow 
of a submarine tender soon to be renamed 
the "USS Barney Frank"
 

Open celebrations of the signing by gay personnel  broke out 
all over American Military Installations worldwide Wednesday.

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2 comments:

  1. Perhaps you've heard of some of the plans that are shovel ready.


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    http://itsallsatire247.wordpress.com/2010/05/26/military-to-establish-all-gay-unit/

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