Friday, July 26, 2013

U.S.Postal Service to Issue Weiner Stamps

A Special Limited Edition
Carlos Danger Stamp
to be issued to collectors 
MFNS - The U.S. Postal Service today announced it will be issuing a new series of commemorative postage stamps featuring the controversial Anthony Weiner “selfies” – the naughty pictures the former congressman took of himself and tweeted to admirers around the country. The stamps will be the first featured issuing of the post office's “American Scandals” series.

“We’ve been working really hard to come of with innovative ways to increase our revenue,” said a USPS spokesperson, “and we believe this stamp series will be hugely popular with postal customers of every age".  Elliot Spitzer, General Petraeus and Bill & Hillary Clinton will be among the first featured on upcoming stamps, along with several former postal employees.

“These are ‘Forever Stamps,’ explained the spokesperson. “Despite whatever the postal rate is in the future, you can stick your commemorative Weiner to an envelope and send it anywhere in the U.S.A.”

“Americans didn’t invent sleaze,” he added, “but these stamps are testament that we do it better than anyone.”


  1. The penultimate paragraph is an absolute classic. I will be giggling about that one for some time.

  2. They are 50 cent stamps, but if you want to lick them, they're dollar.