A Special Middle Finger News Investigative Report

Breaking – Exclusive MFNS Special Report On The Possible Connection Between American Airlines Small But Cocky Customer Service Berserker And His/Her Alleged Modeling For Adult Themed Gag Products That Shame Those Who Are Short, Fat, Bald-Headed And Practically Dickless.

Read the entire shocking report HERE, and related story HERE. 

NOTE: The Editor denies any involvement in a bawdy, ladies-only celebration of impending nuptials. *cough *