Monday, November 26, 2018

Squinty and Meat Puppet Tie the Knot in Secret Ceremony

Renowned guitarist Joe Scarborough and his adoring blonde blithering dolt sidekick Mika Brzezinski, who together host the morning basement rated anti-Trump talk feast on MSNBC, finally took the big dive over the weekend. NBC News has confirmed the two are officially married. It was long rumored the two were bumping nasties and shackin' up even before their official announcement that they were engaged over a year ago. This is the third shot at Marital Bliss for Scarborough. 

According to Vanity Fair, in a bit of weirdness, the deed was done by Maryland Rep. Elijah "Bullet Head" Cummings, who officiated the small private ceremony at the National Archives in Washington, D.C. Saturday standing among the nation's founding documents, including the Constitution and Declaration of Independence.  No surprise, Squinty and his lovely bride are the first to ever get married at the Archives.

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