Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Time To Pack Up the Tepee Lizzy

The Big Fail: No Love Tuesday For Senator Lizzy Warren

Joe Biden’s gambit to bribe Mayo Pete and Amy Klobs to drop out of the race paid off as he managed to pull-off an 8 state win Tuesday. Comrade Bernie did okay too and will probably end up with a similar number of delegates as Joe if California can unf*ck their “new & improved” voting system and actually count the votes.

But the big losers of the day were Mini Mike Boomberg who flushed a cool half billion down the toilet for 17 delegates (that's 29 mil+ per delegate) and Lizzy Warren who so unlikable she couldn't even win her home state. Warren was born in Oklahoma and that’s where she began her delusions of being an Indian princess. The Okies have no love for their native squaw as she came in an embarrassing 4th with 13% of the vote and no delegates. She finished behind Michael Bloomberg. Let that sink in for a second. Oklahomans would rather vote for a elitist NY billionaire asshole than someone who is actually from the state.


Massachusetts wasn’t much better for Lizzy. She represents Massachusetts in Washington and she still lost in a big way to Biden. Sanders came in 2nd with 27% and finally there was Lizzy in 3rd with 21%. They’ll let her represent them in the Senate but won’t vote for her in a primary. Go figure. I’d say the people of Massachusetts must know something that the rest of the country doesn’t about Warren, but she crapped out across the map.

Just a couple of months ago Lizzy was considered a contender and even topped some national polls. Now she’ll have to change her name to E-Loser-Beth because she really got her ass kicked last night.

Keep in mind that lizzy has out-fund-raised Biden and Sanders, yet still couldn’t muster a single win on Super Tuesday.  She didn’t even get a respectable 2nd place finish anywhere. This is a testament to how truly unlikable Lizzy is. She has less appeal than an old senile creepy guy who lets little kids rub his hairy legs in the pool and a hundred year-old grumpy communist with a heart condition.

Pull up the stakes and pack it in Lizzy, it ain't gonna happen.  Go on now.....go have a cool one on us.

[Def-Con]
[Decision 2020]

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

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