They Say A Picture is Worth Two in a Bush........or Something Like That. Whatever The Saying is, This is So Very Satisfying.

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New MedSpa Aims To Cash In On Masculinity Reduction Craze

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PoonChang Olympic Update

BULLETIN- 2/12:  Despite Kim Jong Un's Ugly Sister Yo grabbing the American Media's full praise and filling their drool cups to the brim for giving VP Mike Pence the Stink Eye at the opening ceremonies, and the fact Global Warming has delayed many of the scheduled outside events due to  cold and windy conditions, this weekends real action and news took place inside on the Ice. Here are just a few highlights from this weekend:

The flamboyant Mike Pence hating gay Ice Skater, Adam Rippon, got his panties in a twist for only placing 3rd in his portion of the team competition Sunday. So good was he, his Rump Ranger commentator friend Johnnie Weir said, “Had me quaking.”  Note to Adam: Don't act more effeminate than the female skaters on the team and stop dressing like Nancy Kerrigan.....then maybe you will impress the judges, just sayin..... 

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In the women's portion of the team skating event, the sole female member of the Palestinian National Ice Team, Hadia Mohammad Tashid, shown here after her failed attempt at the first ever "Quaduple axel-backflip-triple toe loop reverse spin salchow" in ice skating competition, just after she lost her place on the ice when her Hijab slipped down over her face. The Palestinian team finish 26th, just edging out the team from Somalia.

In one of the biggest upsets of the night, the Canadians swept the Skateless Ice Dancing Pairs competition after the odds on favored World Champion Team from Spain, seen here executing their signature "Barcelona Butt Spin", scored low on style points after making uncharacteristic mistakes. 

Update: 

Although he is barred by governments from entering almost every country on the the Asian Continent, MFNS Ace Correspondent, Earl Of Taint ,has managed to sneak into South Korea to give us his first-person report from the PoonChang Olympic Games. 

Earl sent along a this excellent report complete with pictures of this weekends skating competition.

Shown here is the creepy NORK Cheer Squad cheering North Korean No Phuc Du during 5000 meter Speed Skating Team elimination finals.

Previous Olympic Updates

Terror Comes to My Little Corner of the World

Initially Reported As A Terrorist Attack

No one is 100% safe. Terror can strike anywhere, when you least expect it just as it did here where I live on an autumn afternoon in peaceful North Louisiana this weekend.  Fortunately for me, I was in far away Tiger Stadium enjoying LSU brutalize the Texas Aggies and didn't have to personally witness the unthinkable act of despicable humanity visited upon some of my fellow citizens.  You can Read The News Account HERE.

A Special Middle Finger News Investigative Report

Breaking – Exclusive MFNS Special Report On The Possible Connection Between American Airlines Small But Cocky Customer Service Berserker And His/Her Alleged Modeling For Adult Themed Gag Products That Shame Those Who Are Short, Fat, Bald-Headed And Practically Dickless.

Read the entire shocking report HERE, and related story HERE. 

NOTE: The Editor denies any involvement in a bawdy, ladies-only celebration of impending nuptials. *cough *

Breaking News: Shock and Awe on Captiol Hill

This Just in from MFNS Senior Washington Correspondent Earl of Taint:

White House Denies Rumors Of Zika Outbreak on Martha’s Vineyard

MFNS- The White House moved quickly to squelch growing rumors of a possible Zika virus outbreak on Martha’s Vineyard Sunday evening. The rumors were sparked by the shocking appearance of the President and First Lady when they returned from their annual summer vacation on the island.

Pictures from the press pool seems to indicate that something is very wrong.
You can read the complete report Here.

Y'all Give Earl a Big Round of Applause!

A few years ago, I came across an image that really made me laugh out loud. A reverse image search led me to "Earl of Taint".  The few post I found there were absolutely hilarious. Earl and I quickly became friends, and I, one of his Biggest Fans. His unique wit and talent put him in a special class. And he has gone on to carved out his own niche in the world of humorous conservative agitprop. (take a scroll through his archives)

If you are not already a fan of "Earl of Taint", you haven't been there!

Today is Earl's 4th Blogiversary. And I Congratulate you Earl on a job well done, and we look forward to seeing what comes from that  unique mind of yours in the future. ♥

Now, Y'all go by and give Earl a Shout!

Being President Is Hard

2009

2012

2016

Read Further of the Immense Trials and Tribulations of a President
Here

Why I love Earl.....

You Just Never Know What's Gonna Drop Out of That Man's Skull.

EARL OF TAINT

Hillary Will Fight Hatred, Fear And Anger With Love

Caution: Be advised by following this LINK may put you off food for a while. We strongly suggest you not view it immediately following a meal as it is a well-documented emetic and/or harsh chemical laxative. In fact, it’s probably best if you just don't click it at all. 

MFNS BREAKING NEWS......

 BREAKING: Barack Obama Executes Turkey

Middle Finger News Premiers New Broadcast to Rave Reviews

MFNS NEWS – YOU CAN’T NOT WATCH

Earl Done This

Social media was set ablaze today when Middle Finger News Service premiered it's new Earl of Taint produced all nude Internet News Broadcast.

After the announcement last week that Hugh Hefner will no longer publish the traditional nude photos that made Playboy Magazine one of the most read publications in print history, the MFNS board stepped up to take the lead in unbiased Nude News presentation and fill the void for that audience.  

The viewers of MFN have overwhelming embraced the change and commendations and congratulation have been pouring in all day. 

The hourly viewer statistics tell the story: 

Joe Biden is Prepped and Ready For Tonights Debate

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Backstage With Hillary

MIDDLE FINGER NEWS SERVICE
by Campaign Reporter Earl of Taint 

In my role as the Semi-Professional Journalist At Large for the MFNS Worldwide Media Empire I attended a recent Dem fundraiser and managed to sneak myself backstage and into Hillary’s dressing room. I could only upload one shot before her security droids activated, forcing me to run for my life.

Luckily, for all of us, she was already dressed.

Earl has also managed to recently sneak into Donald Trump's Dressing Room

Coming This Fall to The Middle Finger Network Family Channel......

Executive Producer - Earl of Taint - Details Here

John Kerry Rotates Back To The States Again

Another Purple Heart for the Duke of Heinz? 

Middle Finger News Service Wire

Earl of Taint Reporting

See Earl's Complete Report and the Gory Details  HERE

An Important Message From MFNS

Despite our best efforts to ignore him altogether, the one known as 'The Earl of Taint' is today in celebration of the 3rd Anniversary of his blog 'THE RIGHTLY GUIDED EARL OF TAINT'. 

If you are a FOE (Fan of Earl) or if you're not you should be, go by Earl's Place and congratulate him, and throw some love his way. The incomparable Mr.Taint's wit and timely take on current events of the day is second to none in our book.  

The Barack Hussein Obama Seotoro Presidential Liebarry

Middle Finger News Service Wire
Earl of Taint Reporting

"Anonymous sources are reporting the Barack Hussein Obama Seotoro Presidential Library (“The Liebarry”) will in fact be located in the great city of Chicago Illinois.

This is encouraging news for yours truly, as I long ago submitted my entry in the Barack Hussein Obama Seotoro Presidential Library Conceptual Design Contest. 

Figuring it couldn’t hurt, I claimed to be a one-legged lesbian refugee from Somalia with a Masters in Architecture and a Doctorate in Urban Planning and Critical Race Theory. I also attached a photo of my mutilated genitalia (not pictured here) to solidify my standing as a member of the Oppressed. And I chose Chicago Illinois as the location!"

Read Earl's complete report and see he's most certain to win design entry.

Love Me America!

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