Fishnet Friday

Hardest Working Man in America Plans Another Vacation

With Obamacare doing so well and Obama sternly dealing with Vald Putin by canceling his Netflix account and cutting off his Time Magazine script,  I guess there are few things left for the hardest working man in America to do…..watch some B-ball and plan another vacation. With Mochelle's big feet firmly planted on Chinese soil for a getaway with moms and the first girls, attention now turns to plans for the next royal holiday: the annual Vineyard Invasion..... 

MVT- Like the annual return of pinkletinks and crocuses, inns and hotels around the Island are getting familiar calls this week from White House officials planning a vacation on Martha’s Vineyard for President Obama and his family.

Three reliable sources, who asked not to be named because they are not authorized to release information, told The Times that Mr. Obama will return to the Island in August. Two sources said the vacation is scheduled on or about August 9, a week earlier than the first family visited in previous years.  The president brings a large entourage of Secret Service agents, White House staffers, and support personnel, and the White House began arranging for lodging this week, according to the sources. 

Mr. Obama and his family have vacationed on the Island every year since his 2008 election, with the exception of 2012, when he was campaigning for re-election. Last year, the first family stayed in Chilmark, renting a 5,000-square-foot, four-bedroom house valued at $7.6 million just a short distance off South Road.

"We Got One Shot Uploaded Before They Took Our Phones."

via MFNS Ace Correspondent Earl of Taint

"FLOTUS Chinese Vacation is closed to the press. 

That won’t stop us. As soon as we get back in the country we’ll send more!"

“NO PHOTO ARROWD!”

A Rare View Inside a Liberal Think Tank at Work

Have No Fear Europe

While Vladimir Putin  plots the next move in his scheme, the United States is trying to reassure our European allies that we intend to protect them with all of our resources if and when Putin pushes for further demands on old USSR territories, including mandatory shirtless horseback riding. 

In an effort to calm the nerves of the EU, we sent the best weapon in our arsenal. The man who can make any woman melt like an ice cream cone on a hot summer day. The man to whom pudding is a legitimate part of the food pyramid. The man for whom the Firebird was engineered and for whom REO Speedwagon still does reunion tours.

We sent Joe F***ing Biden. 

"Vice President Biden arrived here Tuesday to reassure a set of allies anxious over Russia’s move into Crimea, denouncing the impending Russian annexation of the region as a “blatant, blatant disregard of international law.”  

He’s probably over there so that he’ll stop trying to offer his advice over here, but it’s not as though he can do any worse than John Kerry. Hopefully.

(NDC)

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via That Damn Libertarian 

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