Memo From Jade Helm 15 H.Q.:

For Immediate Release:

Operation Soiled Trousers 15 Is Here 

Congratulations, comrades!  The Week of Operations is here.
In the wake of our successful False Flag attack in Charleston, our Politically Correct allies have destroyed the last symbol of resistance to tyranny, and while the nation is distracted by the insane ramblings of a crazy man with a squirrel on his head, the hour has come for Our Commander of Chief to declare martial law across the southwest, and to start rounding up the guns and the patriots! Jade Helm 15 is finally here!

And remember to say a friendly “Ni hao!” to our Chinese comrades as they come flooding out of the subterranean tunnels dug to China in the closed Wal-mart operational centers.  Even if our Glorious Leader doesn't announce his plan to bend America to his will this time, there will no doubt be some hilarious videos of idiots yelling at Army personel.

But beware -the patriots are watching!  The Houston Chronicle warns that the Army’s “training exercise” (hah! That one never gets old) will be monitoring our operations on the internet, which will somehow remain functioning even when the shit hits the fan. A website called “Counter Jade Helm” has been slapped together so that patriots can keep track of our troop movements, and it’s got all sorts of cool resources, like a place for citizens to report all the suspicious stuff they see us do in their area.  It’s not often that you see such a smooth integration of wingnut jargon and forward-looking design sense.

Eric Johnston of Kerrville, Texas, explained to the Houston Chronicle how the Counter Jade Helm patriots will provide situation reps on military's maneuvers:

“If a team member sees two Humvees full of soldiers driving through town, they’re going to follow them,” Johnston said. “And they’re going to radio back their ultimate location.”

Not that the Texan watchers are paranoid or anything — they don’t really think martial law is going to be declared, probably, but they do “feel like they can’t trust us, and want to make sure the Military isn’t under orders to pull anything funny. The group is under strict voluntary orders not to wear camouflage, so they won’t look like paranoid crazies.

We feel so much more confident knowing that only sober, professional paranoids will be monitoring our operations. The Chronicle reports that Johnston figures the military is “up to something,” even though they’re not sure what.

"even though I doubt Obama will seize power in the coming weeks, I've got a gut feeling that something big is going down.  Two and two doesn’t add up.” 

Carry On! 

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Executive Producer - Earl of Taint - Details Here

Comedian Trolls Corporate Facebook Pages. Hilarity ensues.

"Although our product is for external use only sir, may I make a suggestion......"

I can thoroughly relate to this:

Atlanta comedian Ben Palmer is currently winning the Internet with his “Customer Service” Facebook account. The sole purpose of this account is to give (hilarious) feedback to customer complaints on various corporation's Facebook pages.
Acting as a “customer service representative,” Palmer addresses the petty grievances of irate clientèle. Of course, most of these complaints are the stupidest “first world problems” imaginable, and to anyone who has ever worked in customer service, Palmer is saying all the snarky things the rest of us have always wanted to say to these bozo consumers. Here's a few I pulled from the website:

The New Symbol in the Target of Southern History Deconstructionist??

The Confederate flag no longer flies over the heart of the South. The politically correct mob have pushed the issue of the battle flag into ridiculous territory. 

But now that SJW have eradicated their most important symbol of racism from the South by exiling the confederate battle flag from public consciousness, they continue their march to deconstruct history for the sake of future generations of Utopian leftist.

The same progressives that insist on removal of civil war memorials in Louisiana may have found the next historical atrocity to expunge from the record, a symbol of French kings, and the very symbol that identifies a state and it's own history going back to before the founding of the United States, the Fleur de lis.

WWLTV - New Orleans:

"The fleur de lis is a symbol that is deeply ingrained in Louisiana's history. Seen in architecture, the state flag and on the helmets of the Saints, it's everywhere. But while it is now seen as the mark of our great state, it was once used to mark slaves.

"Code noir, those words are French and mean black code," said slave historian Dr. Ibrahima Seck. The black code was a set of regulations adopted in Louisiana in 1724 from other French colonies around the world, meant to govern the state's slave population. Seck said those rules included branding slaves with the fleur de lis as punishment for running away.

"He would be taken before a court and the sentence would be being branded on one shoulder and with the fleur de lis, and then they would crop their ears," Seck said. 

Tulane history professor Terence Fitzmorris said the fleur de lis has roots in the French revolution and, similar to other symbols, was used as a mark of supremacy.

"It was a brutal way of scarring someone and also identifying someone as a particular troublemaker," Fitzmorris said.

Knowing the symbol has that dark history, should it be compared to the likes of the confederate flag? Fitzmorris said no.

"The fleur de lis was the symbol of a monarchy. The United States of America was a slave-holding republic, not just the south. 

Where do you stop? Do you get rid of all symbols?"

It's unfortunate that the fleur de lis  was used in such a manner, We cannot change that. One part of me hopes the progressives continue their tirade against history, good or bad as they see it, and repeat the mistakes history tells us they made in the sixties, when sensible people rebelled and rejected the overbearing leftist rabble in the streets and took back their country in 1968 and 1972, and then again in 1980.

A Short History of the Fleur-de-lis

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Gay Man Sues Publishers Over Bible Verses On Homosexuality

Dana  Loesch

Just two short weeks ago, the Supreme Court decided that state bans on same sex marriage were unconstitutional. Many celebrated that decision, calling it a victory for equal rights. Others, however, wondered what kind of worm would be next to crawl out now that the can was open.

We expected bakers, caterers, photographers, and owners of popular wedding venues to face more and more lawsuits when they declined to provide services during same sex weddings. We expected pastors who refused to perform same sex ceremonies to face criticism, lawsuits, and threats of revoking the tax-exempt status of their churches.

I, for one, did not expect the lawsuit filed by ex-convict and author Bradley LaShawn Fowler. In two separate briefs, he filed suits seeking a combined $70 million in damages from Zondervan Publishing Company and Thomas Nelson Publishing. He claimed that both publishers violated his civil rights and engaged in malicious negligence in the publication of several revised versions of the Bible.

Fowler posits that their use of the term “homosexual” in 1 Corinthians 6:9 was added specifically to cause harm, and since the pastor of his family’s church preaches from a version that contains the word “homosexual,” his family has made him an outcast. His suit seeks compensation for 20 years of emotional distress and mental instability resulting from the publishers’ carelessness....

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