Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Trucks Are Racist.....Cause Donald Trump Sat in One!


Downtrend - Monday Donald Trump launched the “Made in America” campaign by hosting several American-made vehicles on the White House lawn. One of these vehicles was a firetruck, which the President chose to sit in because, who wouldn’t? Firetrucks are cool. They are also apparently racist and a symbol of white supremacy because Trump sat in one. 

At this point you have to know that the liberal “resistance” is completely insane and that I’m not making this up.  The Root is a black website that regularly reports on the racism of “wypipo” which is what they call white people. I’m sure it would be a racial slur to call black people “blapipo” but “wypipo” is totally cool due to the liberal rules on racism.  In any case, get ready for this headline, which appeared on The Root yesterday:


This is a real thing that somebody wrote. It starts out with a little background to establish that trucks are racist:
"I don’t know if big trucks breed racism. Like, I don’t know if you aren’t a racist but then happen to want a truck so big that you need a ladder to climb into it and you automatically become racist, but it feels as if racists love big trucks. Not just pickup trucks, but all trucks!---Racists also appear to love big tires on big trucks, and they also love to see big trucks demolish little cars.---In fact, if racists are looking to update their symbolism, I would argue that a big truck tattoo could replace neo-Nazi lightning bolts."
Now that The Root has established that trucks are racist, here’s how they include President Trump in this vehicular expression of white supremacy:
"On Monday, President Donald Trump posed with a slew of big trucks for “Made in America” week. This is the second time since taking office that Trump has been photographed inside big trucks. Besides kicking it with Russians and dragging Barack Obama’s and Hillary Clinton’s names through the mud, it’s the most consistent thing he’s done since taking office.---No doubt about it: Trump loves him some big trucks, almost as much as he loves his racism."
The left is constantly outdoing itself in the dumb department. Not only doesn’t the article even anecdotally link trucks with racism, it utterly fails to provide a shred of evidence that Trump has ever said or done anything racist.

Here is the line of progression in this racially charged piece of liberal logic: The author is black. He hates Trump because he’s white so therefore the president must be racist. Trump sat in a truck, and since the author believes him to be racist, trucks must also be racist. Since “racist” Trump sat in a “racist” truck, any white people who like trucks must also be racist.  Trucks are a symbol of white supremacy! Got It?

Another Suspicious Suicide???

What Did It See? What Did It Overhear? 

Monday, July 17, 2017

Dustin Hoffman's Former Character Warns of ‘COLD CIVIL WAR’


Former Washington Post reporter Carl Bernstein continues to milk his fame from being one of the reporters on the Watergate scandal that ran Richard Nixon out of office. Now a cranky old man, the 73-year-old has a regular gig at CNN where he can pretend that the ongoing witch hunt against President Donald Trump is the equivalent of Watergate. By doing so, it is a way for Bernstein to sip from the fountain of youth but more often, he just looks like a pathetic codger who is desperately trying to relive the glory days. 

His latest scoop? Those Americans who don’t take the word of CNN fake news weasels as if it were spoken from the mouth of God himself are living in an alternate reality and it’s all the fault of Fox News. Oh, and the country is already in the midst of what he calls a “cold civil war”, a point that may be at least somewhat accurate but that war has been initiated by CNN and the left who are unable to process losing an election.

The press has indeed changed since the dashing young newsman reached the heights of fame and was even played by a young Dustin Hoffman in “All the President’s Men” way back in 1976, it’s a totally different country now and not in a good way. Like Bob Woodward, Bernstein has become the same type of establishment political hack that he once damned. Bernstein is a flaming leftist and dyed in the wool Trump hater who fits in perfectly at CNN. 
Read More Here, if ya care what this guy says.....

 I stole this for Dianny. It's Hilarious! Y'all go by and throw a quarter in her tip jar, Hear!

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, July 15, 2017

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