Friday, April 13, 2012

Obama Election Strategy Leaked

Democrat National Committee Computers Hacked
Middle Finger News has learned DNC computers were compromised by a super secretive group of tech savvy anarchists known only as 'Bob'.
An anonymous spokesman for 'Bob' told us they recently hacked into DNC Chairwomen Debbie Wasserman Schultz's  personal computer. Reportedly, the feat was accomplished by a female member in South Korea who correctly guessed Wasserman's  password might be "Debbie". 
Included in the information leaks are notes and power-point presentations from the re-election strategy meetings  of President Obama. But Bob said most info found was "the same ol' shit" like enemies lists and democrat smear tactics, but did find some very interesting unicorn drawings made by Vice President Joe Biden in Microsoft Paint while attending the meetings.

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