They Fear Him. Victor Davis Hanson Explains

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Woman Pleads Guilty in the UK's First-Ever "Cyber-Farting" Case

Via Collin Rugg @CollinRu on X 

"A woman pleads guilty in the UK's first-ever "Cyber-Farting" case, spanked with penalties after sending videos of herself farting to her boyfriend's ex. 25-year-old Rhiannon Evans caused "distress or anxiety" to her boyfriend's ex. 

"She proceeds to pass gas by placing the camera on her bottom and passing the gas," said prosecutor Diane Williams. "Miss Evans passing wind, her face smiling at the camera." 

The "victim," Deborah Prytherch, said the booty belches made her feel unsafe in her own home. "It was purely malicious. She was smirking throughout, she found it hilarious but the victim didn’t." 

Evans must attend 15 rehabilitation sessions, 60 days of alcohol abstinence monitoring, and a two-year restraining order following the cheek squeaking stunt. She is no longer allowed to "harass" the "victim." 

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"What are you in for?" 

 "Killing people with a hammer and putting their bodies through my wood chipper. You?"

 "Sending videos of farting." 

 As the murderer slides down the bench away from her, a tiny squeak is heard in the jail cell.

I guess we shouldn't mock a prestigious legal system that's been in place for hundreds of years. But once the land of Churchill and Monty Python, now the land of felonious flatulation.

Imagine standing before a judge, accused of malicious wind deployment. "Your Honor, I plead guilty to first-degree cheek squeaking with intent to disturb." And the punishment? 15 rehabilitation sessions—for what? Learning how to clench?

I'd be curious what our cousin across the pond 'Feargal the cat's' take is on this....... 

My Fav

Of all the memes and post we did kicking around Jimmy Acosta during the first Trump Admin, this was probably my favorite........

 So long Jimmy.  We won't really miss you, but wish you well in your new Substack adventure and heroic lead of the Trump resistance. We're sure all your 184 CNN morning viewers will rush to shell out a couple of bucks and subscribe because of your outstanding Olbermann class journalism. 

Brutally Mocked: Weasel Raskin Calls in Shrinks to Deal With Dem's TDS

With dems scared shitless and emotional distraught, Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MAR) summoned professional psychologists to provide therapy for House Democrats afflicted with increasingly serious Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) in the wake of DJT's election victory.

Raskin, who was brutally mocked on social media, told reporters Friday he enlisted shrinks to help "Democrats on his panel cope with President Donald Trump’s first week in office". (insert laugh track here)

One of the more despicable politicians that have wormed his way into politics, Raskin seems to enjoy making a fool of himself and his liberal colleagues. An election denier who Joe Biden issued a blanket pardon earlier last week, a move the Biden Justice Department has argued implies an admission of guilt, hired psychologists who apparently specialize in “emotion regulation” and “neural systems supporting social forms. 

Raskin lead the Trump impeachment inquiry and did his part in defecting against Biden's corrupt business dealings, and was lead media propagandist for dem's during the partisan January 6 televised Kabuki Theater.

Seems embarrassing to bring in psychiatry, the one organization that is responsible for the mental health crisis in the US. Ever notice how no one ever gets better once they are diagnosed. 

Maybe RFK jr. can get TDS entered into the DSM-5. Congress is no place for mentally disturbed people.  

What would probably more useful would be exorcists.  

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A Good Monday Morning

Your First Official Trump 2.0 Era Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread

Congratulations! We have survived the Biden regime and it's corrupt excesses. Hopefully all DMFers made it unscathed financially and better for any battles endured. It's hard to believe sometime the things the country experienced and the harm Joe Biden did to the culture, and the blatant strikes at our freedoms we witnessed.  But No More!

47' came at of the gate full throttle and gettin' some shit done. Just as he promised. But many congressional roadblocks are expected and a well financed and well organized resistance lay waiting in the weeds.

So without further ado, your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Every One of You, opens up the floor for your intellectual discussions, philosophical comments, or most excellent brutal mocking and unrepentant torching of democrats and their smooth brained adherents that is a hallmark and tradition of this honorable award winning web page.  Just keep your damn feet off the furniture. Capice?!

You Know What to Do. 

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Headlines I Never Thought I'd See

"Media Praise Trump for Acting ‘Normal’ After 

Four Years of Biden Mumbling, Stumbling"

It remains to be seen if this is a good thing or bad. 

Breitbart:

"The contrast has never more apparent between President Donald Trump’s willingness to engage with reporters and former President Joe Biden’s infrequent media availability. on his way to North Carolina on Friday, stepped out of the White House and immediately walked over to the multitude of reporters waiting in freezing weather for his appearance.

Trump took several questions about his executive orders and pardons. He also delivered coherent comments about his trips to North Carolina and Los Angeles to tour hurricane and fire disasters.

Back to normal. Real answers. Normal gait,” the New York Post‘s Miranda Devine posted on X. “No group of staffers to shield POTUS. No falling up stairs. No aviators to hide dilated pupils. Etc.”

“HISTORIC,” Townhall posted. “Donald Trump successfully walks up the main steps of Air Force One.”

“Historically, the previous president struggled to do the same,” it mocked Biden."

"Media Elites Whine They Are "Exhausted" Just

5 days Into Trump Presidency"

"Establishment media personalities say they are already worn out from covering President Donald Trump and his resurgent drive to deliver the “Golden Age of America.”

Media elites did not have to work very hard during the previous administration. With Trump’s return, his executive orders, pardons, and policies are already flooding the media landscape, such as Thursday’s bombshell report of ICE capturing illegal aliens and deporting them.

Day four “feels like month four,” Puck’s Tara Palmeri whined Thursday, noting she was hesitant to report the news for fear of “piling on to the deluge of Trump news.”

New York Times’s columnist David Brooks complained the media had a four year vacation from doing their job and is “once again” having to cover the large amount of news Trump generates.

Americans’ trust in the establishment media to report current events “fully, accurately and fairly” plummeted to a record low in 2024, Gallup polling found in October. The decline in trust indicates the media lost credibility due to pushing false narratives, such as Hunter Biden’s laptop story, Russian collusion, the source of the 2020 pandemic, the January 6 investigation, and numerous hoaxes."