Wednesday, May 20, 2015

It's Back To The Stone Age Boys and Girls

NOAA Scientist Says Carbon Emissions Must Be ZERO


Progtards Today - During an interview with National Public Radio (NPR) NOAA scientist, Pieter Tans had this to say about our future civilization, and our carbon emissions:
Tans: "We are at the beginning of bringing about huge changes in the Earth’s climate and ecosystems. The potential is there for us to make life hard, really, for future generations."
Interviewer: "And what would it take to reverse the carbon dioxide concentration levels that you’re seeing now?"
Tans: "See, that is really at the core of why we have made so little progress. The problem with CO2 in particular is that climate – forcing of climate change by CO2 depends not so much on the rate at which we are emitting it. It depends primarily on the total amount of CO2 that we’ve emitted since pre-industrial times.  The implication is that if we want to stop this, we have to bring the emissions back down to zero." 
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Unfortunately for us, the NPR interviewer failed to ask Mr. Tans who exactly will be asked to hold their breath, or what modern conveniences Americans will have to do without in order to achieve his desired result of zero CO2 output.

The time has come for all mankind to objectively analyze the situation and find the correct remedy.  I suggest we all beat ourselves to death standing in a 6 ft hole of organic compost. Or for a more meaningful solution, TNT suppositories.  You go first Mr. Tans.....

Great Presidential One-Liners


"When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether
to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty'."
- Theodore Roosevelt.





"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." 
-Harry Truman 

I had That Dream Again Last Night....


Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Hillary Snags Another Major 1%er Endorsement

The Doggfather - "I've always had a thang for big ass blonds"
"The “Gin & Juice“ rapper said he’ll be supporting the former secretary of State and Democratic candidate in her 2016 White House bid.
“You know I like to be politically correct, but sometimes I’m politically incorrect,” Snoop Dogg said when asked about his political pick on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” on Sunday. “But I’ll say that I would love to see a woman in office because I feel like we’re at that stage in life to where we need a perspective other than the male’s train of thought.”
“And just to have a woman speaking from a global perspective as far as representing America, I’d love to see that. So I’ll be voting Ms. Clinton,” he added.
Snoop Dogg is the latest high-profile entertainer to throw his support behind Clinton in the last few days. In similar remarks to ITK last week, R&B star Ne-Yo called Clinton “a favorite of mine.”
I'm sure Mr. Dogg is hoping for a much more timely and hospitable invitation to the White House for his support than last time.  



Louisiana Marriage and Conscience Act Defeated - Jindal Issues Executive Order Enacting It

Bobby Jindal enacted an executive order that would enforce the intent behind State Rep. Mike Johnson’s (R-Bossier City) Marriage and Conscience Act - Bill  HB 707  that was defeated in the House Civil Law Committee earlier today.

Here’s the statement from Governor Jindal’s office:
“We are disappointed by the committee’s action to return the Louisiana Marriage and Conscience Act to the calendar. We will be issuing an Executive Order shortly that will accomplish the intent of HB 707 to prevent the state from discriminating against persons or entities with deeply held religious beliefs that marriage is between one man and one woman.
“This Executive Order will prohibit the state from denying or revoking a tax exemption, tax deduction, contract, cooperative agreement, loan, professional license, certification, accreditation, or employment on the basis the person acts in accordance with a religious belief that marriage is between one man and one woman.”
Now before anyone says "Good for You Bobby Jindal" you must understand on thing about our esteemed Governor Booby.

Outside of writing an op-ed in The New York Times that was more for national consumption than to sway votes in Louisiana, not a whole lot. He intentionally avoided the firestorm that erupted in other states over similar issues. He did very little to advance the messaging on the bill and clearly didn’t put pressure on Speaker Chuck Kleckley, who he appointed, to move the bill. In today’s hearing, no one from his administration testified in support of the bill.  
"Since Jindal did virtually nothing to help pass Johnson’s bill, who is the target audience for this executive order? 
If you guessed social conservatives in Iowa, you're absolutely right. It coincides with a new ad Jindal is running in that state in order to jump start his soon to be presidential campaign.
All throughout Jindal’s two terms, but especially in his second term, he has been more concerned with his national image than actual results here in Louisiana. Since the passing of education reform at the beginning of his second term, Jindal has done nothing to make Louisiana politics more friendly for conservatives than he found it. 
It seems the end of Jindal’s reign as Governor finds him serving as the tax collector for the Huey Long, Edwin Edwards welfare state." 
Quote source: The Hayride

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Monday, May 18, 2015

It Shouldn't Have Been There in the First Place You Morons

Marquette University Removes Mural of Escaped
Cop Killer Assata Shakur

Second only to Che Guevara in terms of trendy icon t-shirt apparel for the douchebag weekend revolutionary on today's campuses of higher learning is the dread lock adorned former Black Panther and Black Liberation Army member, and the only women ever to make the Most Wanted Terrorists list,  Joanne Chesimard  (aka Assata Shakur). She was found guilty of an execution style killing of a New Jersey state trooper in 1973, and fled to the communist paradise of cuba. 


Fox
"Suspended Marquette University professor John McAdams broke the story about the mural, which was located at the Marquette Gender and Sexuality Resource Center. McAdams explained that he found out about the mural after the center “bragged about it” on Facebook.
“I didn’t do any brilliant investigative journalism, I just read the Facebook page.”
 McAdams acknowledged that top administrators claim they didn’t know about the mural, but he said the director and staffers at the Gender and Sexuality Resource Center had to know about it."
 Marquette University released this statement last night:


Shakur is on the same Most Wanted List as members of Al-Qaida, ISIS and Boko Haram for her activities some 40 years ago. The FBI stated in 2013 that Shakur lives openly and freely in Cuba and she continues to maintain and promote her terrorist ideology. She provides anti-U.S. government speeches espousing the Black Liberation Army message of revolution and terrorism. Joanne Chesimard is a home grown black domestic terrorist.