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Two New Studies Drain the Juice out of Biden's Electric Vehicle Schtick

Excerpted from RedState 

It’s all about the environment, you people.  In the eyes of the “climate change” obsessed, Green New Deal lefties, that is. Hence, Joe Biden and Democrats continue to lecture everyday Americans about the nirvana of electric vehicles (EV) — Americans who remain outraged over Biden’s skyrocketing gas prices.

Now, two new studies suggest that Biden and the Democrats are full of either don’t know what they’re talking about, lying, or both. Yeah, I know; both possibilities would be “shocking.” [eye-roll emoji] 

Based on separate studies published by the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) and the highly respected J.D. Power, electric vehicles are worse for the environment than gas-powered vehicles, and battery-electric vehicles (EVs). And plug-in hybrid vehicles have more quality issues than gas-powered vehicles.

The American Economic Review summed it up nicely:

"The comparison between a gasoline vehicle and an electric one is really a comparison between burning gasoline or a mix of coal and natural gas to move the vehicle."

Joe? Coal, Joe. You know how much you hate coal, man. This is not a good look at all, Joe.

As noted by the Federalist:

And have you considered the reliability of EVs — which cost considerably more than gas-powered vehicles — in comparison to gas-powered cars?. J.D. Power has — as noted by the Federalist: "Owners of electric or hybrid vehicles cite more problems than do owners of gas-powered vehicles. The latter vehicles average 175 problems per 100 vehicles (PP100), hybrids average 239 PP100, and battery-powered cars, and plug-in hybrid vehicles have more quality issues than gas-powered vehicles."

"Given the average cost of an electric car is roughly $60,000, about $20,000 more than the cost of a gas-powered car, it seems owners of EVs didn’t get the value they deserve."

So come on man, this isn’t about you and your wallet. Sacrifice. Even more so than you already are [sarcasm], you selfish capitalists.

Pass The Hot Sauce...

First Speechwriter: “We need to figure out a way to make all these Hispanic people we’re lumping together under ‘Latinx’ feel unique.”

Second Speechwriter: “That’s like Mexican or something, right? Don’t they all eat tacos?”

First Speechwriter: “Yeah, but… needs more oomph… BREAKFAST tacos! They’ll eat that up. And they'll swoon at Dr. Jill's progressive vision!

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Squinty & Meat Puppet and Co. Beclown Themselves Standing Up for Kamala

Monday, our favorite kickball, the blathering duo of Squinty Joe Scarborough and Brain Cell Mika Brzezinski, served up yet another three hour-long rant about the upcoming midterms, anti-Republican rhetoric, and jokes amongst liberal media hyenas about how those in opposition to them are "conspiracy theorists," "freaks," and "weirdos."

The bitter former Florida political loser further debased himself by taking aim at someone far more successful in Sunshine State politics, Governor Ron DeSantis (R). He then bloviated about January 6, saying that even with an administration who is putting financial stress on Americans, the voters will still not trust Republicans.

He fails as usual to mention they don't trust dems either.

“These guys are wackos and insurrectionists and freaks, I’m certainly not going to trust them to run the country.”

It's okay Joe. Really. It's Okay with us.

Squinty Joe went as far to say the extremely unlikeable and unpopular Vice President Kamala Harris beats Ron DeSantis “in one poll after another” (?) despite her constantly getting bad press. It’s funny because most of this bad press comes from Joe & Mika's regular S&MP minion Jonathan Lemire's own Politico website, where he holds the title of White House bureau chief. His colleagues have increasingly trashed the Vice President and even told the public what a bitch she is to work with.

But according to Lemire, democrats have a “sense of eternal gratitude to Joe Biden for defeating Donald Trump in 2020 but thinking perhaps he is not the right guy to now defeat Trumpism.” 

Because we all know “Trumpism” is the main concern for Americans right now, not crime in the streets or their unnecessary financial stress.

Lemire then claimed the Republicans “seem out of step,” and voters will see that in November despite there being supposed frustration caused by the SCOTUS decisions, the January 6 hearings, and other matters far from Americans’ minds right now such as the pandemic. In terms of blame, Lemire absolved his friends in the Biden administration.

There may not be a midterm "Wave" as predicted by pollsters as of now, but one thing will be for sure. As long as dems are led the mental infirm tards, Biden/Harris, they are the real losers.

You can catch the Video @NewsBusters

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