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Biden's Entire Presidency In One Picture

As your Beloved Blog Edtrix,who loves each and every one of you, I'm very interested in your thoughts on the recent further descent into chaos we are witnessing.

Like your thoughts on the recent rash of political persecutions and their uncouth prosecutor's near gestapo tactics. Or things like the toxic burning landfill we call the United States Congress and their playgound fistfights, worth of a pair of second year 5th graders. Or maybe thoughts on this semi lucid fool with one foot in the grave who continues to burn piles of taxpayer cash on behalf deadbeat loan borrowers and corrupt foreign countries while importing the entire third world, all while Americans struggle.  Or maybe thoughts on whether Your Beloved Blog Edtrix should win a Nobel for outstanding research on breeding & weaponization of small amphibians for world domination use in difficult land warfare. Or maybe your thoughts on whether it should be a nice Pinot or a Merlot for Saturday's dinner party?

You know the ground rules. The floor is yours.......

I Should Have Listened to the Dog and took a Right Turn at the Red Barn

As a musician, I've played many types of gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery out in the country. As I was not familiar with the area, I got lost.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I just sat down and started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man I had never met.

And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. Even the dog. When I finished, I packed up and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I ain't never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

Apparently, I’m still lost…

Attention:

If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve as Speaker of the House of Representatives. Period! - Diogenes S.

Just When Everyone Thought They Had Reached Peak Stupid, They Remind Us They Hadn't.

This wasn’t the first time The View had cooked up a wild, unsupported conspiracy theory putting Republicans at the center of clandestine plots to sabotage Democrats. Back in January, they suggested Republicans were the reason “behind” why there were classified documents in President Biden’s Delaware garage. They also suggested it was GOP ninjas who broke into the White House and “planted” the cocaine in the West Wing. What made Goldberg’s Monday argument even more ridiculous was that she pretended she didn’t know what fire alarms looked like. 

 

 via Newsbusters

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