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Let us all beseech the blessings of the Almighty upon this great and noble undertaking.

One afternoon in late June 1944 Alida Cherry answered a knock at her door. The postman, who it was his habit of personally handing any correspondence from service personnel overseas to the intended recipient if possible, handed her a small envelope.  I've been told that's the way America was back then.  Enclosed were two messages for her, one inside the other.  The first was a note confirming all was well, reaffirming the love for his bride of such a short time and assuring that he would soon return to her.

The second was this.  Handed him paperclipped to further orders in the wee hours of June 6th as he arrived for duty at Military Police Headquarters: 

2 Hrs. of Biden's Mouth Outrunning It's Supply Lines.

Yes. Over 2Hrs of Belly Flops, Hail Marys and Saying Stupid Sh*t. This is Your President. 

At the 17 minute mark is particularly interesting, since it's been memory holed.

Holy shit! This is over 2 hours long.

Might be a good one to retweet and share the hell out of this.. pic.twitter.com/pUhXpsq5X2

— DaneG (@Dane__Garcia) February 23, 2024

Courtney Celebrates the Latest Open Tabs Flush. Consequently, Your Participation is Required.

Courtney is Judging You Now

* What You Takin' bout Willis??

Sorry there Queenie. Diversity is not just another word for Black

* And in this corner at 5' 4" & 300 pounds is Sassy Fani & the cry of Racism.... 

Judges were randomly selected by computer to hear what will likely be the highest-profile appeal in the court’s history.

* Cut Off Those Death Nuggets Boys!

Yeah...so I uh...so I see a few red flags on this one.

* Semper Fi and De Opresso Liber and Good Night Chesty Puller Where Ever You Are.

Some people are real jerkoffs.

* Why settle for ordinary when you can be extraordinary?

 Courtney hacked up a hairball after this one.

* Madness, Disease, Blindness and an Early Death. 

These doctors and scientists weren’t quacks but were respected and trusted like today’s esteemed medical authority Anthony Fauci. 

 

It's All Good. We're Democrats.

Joe Biden and his vindictive little bitch, Merrick Garland, are now obviously trying to hide potentially damaging information from voters before the election, by labeling as classified, and should thus be considered criminals based on the standard established by Alvin Bragg and Juan Merchan.

BREAKING: Attorney General Merrick Garland has classified at the highest level the audio tapes of Biden's embarrassingly incoherent interview with Special Counsel Hur over two days, and has locked the tapes away in a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, or SCIF

— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) June 2, 2024

The DOJ is proving once again it is not independent and nonpartisan. The Judicial Dept. is protecting the Executive Branch from the Constitutional oversight duty of the Legislative Branch. It's a violation of the Constitution & oath of office. I think there is more than just embarrassing incoherence on those tapes. The released transcripts audio should be verified considering all the lies to come out of this administration and their shady politicized Justice Dept. 

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A Good Monday Morning

Liberal vs. Progressive vs. B.O.S.T

“How does Mr. Mansfield define the difference between a progressive and a liberal? A progressive has a ‘loathing for his country. It goes beyond embarrassment to real dislike of America, and in a way, therefore, of themselves, because after all they’re Americans.’ Theirs is a kind of ‘fanatical penitentialism.’”

“The liberal, by contrast, believes America is imperfect but remediable ‘or even worthy of pride—in the things, for example, that have been done contrary to white supremacy, as they see it." - Tunku Varadarajan - WSJ

And what of those Libertine Socialist?  Well, Read On.

A Middle Finger News Service Exclusive:

MFNS - After months and months of researching sleazy corrupt democrats by our crack team of  investigative reporters here at the award winning  Middle Finger News Service , they have managed to stumble upon (?) Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Socialist -NY) secret "Only Fans" account under the name "Showering With Sandy" featuring her daily morning showers before taking on the serious business of saving the nation and becoming a legend in her own time.

Now, there are questions as to why our reporters were on Only Fans Pages in the first place, but in the spirit of Journalism, we would be remiss if we didn't bring you their findings..... with a warning to all from Thomas Sowell.