The Skies are About to Get So Much Friendlier.

Welcome to SouthEast Air.  Y'all buckle up, sit back, and behave.  

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Your Almost Semi-World Famous Official Irredeemable Big Ass Weekend Open Thread.

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, knows y'all done experienced anothing week of mileage around the sun and undoubtedly made many memories and got more smarter than last time we got together and she knows y'all anxious to share with us all.  So she now reluctantly turns things over again to you.

Regular House Rules apply. Penalties will be administered with extreme prejudice.  Therefore and forthwith, the floor is now open.

Dark Woke You Say?

The democrat voter has now become the host for a new vile unruly pus-filled foulmouthed infection with increasingly violent tendencies. Congratulations. 

 

I Find This Amazing Yet a Bit Disturbing

Who Votes for These Delusional Hypocrites??

The governor of Massachusetts claims that Trump is "Weaponizing the DOJ" like we've never seen before.

Yes, she actually said that.

Did she live under a rock for the last decade? pic.twitter.com/5K7Jjjl3Vl

— Media Lies (@MediasLies) April 19, 2025

Yes, you heard right. She actually claimed "Trump is "Weaponizing the DOJ" like we've never seen before." And she said it with a straight face. Just Like the last 8 years never happened.

A Good Monday Morning

Another Installment of Diogenes' Public Service Educational Series: #348

Note: Your Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, believes in the importance of an informed citizenry and prides herself knowing her readers are the most inquisitive, most intelligent and best looking of all the internet because they read DMF.  So she brings you more info that, she seriously doubts, will actually enhance your life. But, you never know. It maybe could save you from long term captivity on a derelict Chinese freighter or Brazilian massage parlor or something. Hey it could happen!  

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Did you know you can mail potatoes without a container? This delightful information comes from the USPS's Postal Facts page.  As with coconuts, one may mail potatoes simply by writing the destination on the potato, weighing the potato, then paying the appropriate postage for said potato and it can be shipped as-is.  The potato will then be conveyed thence to its destination by the hardworking men and women of the United States Postal Service.

Let someone know they are special. Send a tater! Or an SOS. 

Bonus Knowledge From the Annals of Improbable Research - JULY 9, 1988: 

"The maximum weight of the United States Postal Service's small flat-rate box is 70 pounds. Paul Sherman noticed that given that the box is only 75 cubic inches, " it is physically impossible to exceed the 70-pound domestic weight limit for a small flat rate box," even if you filled it with the heaviest element known to man."

What is the cheapest way to get 6,000 concrete blocks and 4,600 bags of cement to a remote Eskimo village? Mail them.

"Sam Krogstad, a construction supplier in Anchorage, sent the individually addressed blocks (postage: $4.33 each) and bags ($4.27) about 700 miles north to Wainwright, where they were to be used to build a small harbor on the Arctic Ocean. Krogstad’s bill for stamps was about $45,000, less than what other shippers would charge. The Postal Service was not pleased about the shipment, which cost about $180,000 to deliver by truck and plane. But the agency could find nothing illegal about Krogstad’s parcels, which weigh a few pounds less than the 70 lb. maximum for regular mail."

You're welcome for the new brain wrinkle. 

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.

It's been another wild week on the democrat crazy train of hate and chaos. And with the events of this week so far, it's gonna be even better than watching Bernie Sanders doing a header off the stage at one of his "Lying Commie Sack o' Shit Rally Tour". 

So you got somethin' to say now is the time because you never know. Down the road you could get hit in the head with some falling space debris full of blue clad menopausal women astro-nots or something and get a case of brain damage. And who in the hell would want to take you serious with brain damage?

So your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, suggest y'all get with it and dawn your blogger thongs and let it rip. Remember, Regular Ground Rules Apply. And don't even think about violating. (I have friends in El Salvador)

The floor is now open.