Thursday, April 19, 2012

More Vintage Media Nonsense

Media (and campaign communications) Malpractice
This article is another bit of proof that reporters either don't get it or they're part of an obfuscation team. Here's the title to the article:
"The bubble wars: Obama and Romney battle over who is “out of touch”
It goes downhill after that:
"One way to think about the 2012 presidential campaign is as a battle between two houses: Barack Obama’s White House and Mitt Romney’s San Diego house. The Romney campaign would like to make Obama a prisoner to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., turning every perk and privilege of the presidency into a sign that he is far removed from the people he is supposed to lead, especially anyone struggling in this economy. “Years of flying around on Air Force One, surrounded by an adoring staff of true believers telling you what a great job you are doing, well, that might be enough to make you a little out of touch,” said Mitt Romney after his Wisconsin primary victory.
The Obama campaign has a similar idea. They would like you to think of Mitt Romney as a man so encased in wealth that he can afford esoteric luxuries like the new car elevator planned for his San Diego home. (At Obama headquarters, they’ve named the elevators Romney 1 and 2 for each of his wife’s Cadillacs.) “Gov. Romney calls the president out of touch,” Joe Biden said last week in his dual role as attack dog and envoy to The Everyman. “Hey, how many of y’all have a Swiss bank account? How many of you have somewhere between $20 and $100 million in your [retirement account]?”
Let’s settle this ASAP. Neither man is a man of the people. They both have their vulnerabilities with ‘out-of-touch’ voters. Then again, I don't care about the images war.

This is an open-and-shut case. Obama’s economic policies have been a total disaster. If I was paid $50 for each time the President or his on-staff spinmeisters or the media talked about the economy “turning the corner,” I’d be a millionaire.

The thing is that if you’re constantly “turning the corner”, you’re going in circles.

Job growth has been, putting it politely, inconsistent at best. Economic growth has been anemic well after the recession ended. Without consistent, strong GDP growth, the economy will never truly recover.

You’re in trouble if your campaign slogan is ‘Stick with me; the economy might recover.”

Obama has proven that he’s wedded to the failed economic policies of socialism. He’s an anti-capitalist. What’s worse is that he’s shown a propensity for making ideology-driven decisions rather than doing what’s right for the nation.

Mitt can reassure undecided voters that he’s the right man for the job by using his stump speeches to explain why Obama’s policies have failed or when his policies have succeeded in the past. Presidential elections are about, at least partially, who does the best job of assuring voters that they’re the right man for the job. The sooner Mitt’s campaign focuses on that rather than on tit-for-tat communications, the quicker this race will be decided. 
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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Interview with the FDOTUS

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Update: In light of today's news that Barack Obama ate dog meat as a child
 FDOTUS has gone into hiding......

Reluctantly, I'm In....

It's not going to be easy defending a candidate with more flip-flops than a Venice Beach surf shop, but with reluctance I am going to hold my nose and support Mitt Romney.  At least he can't easily be eaten. So let's get on with it.......

And They're Off: Obama and Romney Start
Race Nose to Nose in Pew Research Poll.
National Journal
"A new Pew Research Center Poll shows President Obama with a narrow 49 percent to 45 percent lead over likely Republican nominee Mitt Romney, results that are in line with another national survey this week showing the two starting the general election race on a more or less even playing field."
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President's Dog Goes Into Hiding

Much has been made about Mitt Romney, in 1983, putting his family dog Seamus in a kennel on top of his roof and driving from Boston to Canada.



Obama Dog Recipes
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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Fuzzy Takes to Her Blackboard

Fuzzy Slippers has taken on the monumental task of explaining one aspect of the twisted thinking by our friends on the left in a series she's calling Top 5 Lies Leftists Believe About Conservatives. This series should be well worth the read.
Here is the Introduction to first installment - Lie #5 
"We often hear that we need to have a “national dialogue” about this issue or that, or we hear that the goal of political discourse is “compromise.” But as the ideological, socio-cultural, and political divides in this nation become more stark, I wonder if such a dialogue and/or discourse is possible . . . or even desirable. How do you have a conversation (much less a “conversation as a nation”) with someone who not only doesn’t accept any viewpoint but their own but who also is utterly incapable of even comprehending your stance? Someone who willfully misunderstands it often simply to further their own ends?"
 "There are so many things that leftists get wrong about conservatives that it was truly difficult to pick the top five [note: I'd intended to put them all in this post, but as usual, I just went on and on, so am breaking it up into five separate posts, a series if you will]. I decided to select them based on the weight of their contribution to our inability to “work with” and/or “compromise with” leftists and on their relative import to the preservation of our Constitutional Republic (it should be noted, that trying to converse and compromise with someone who doesn't even share your goal is an exercise in futility.)"
#5. Conservatives are fascists.............Keep  Reading
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MoonBats on Parade File

Moonbat Guano for 4/16/2012 - Just in case ya missed it...



Execute the Pigs!
   Detroit Street Crime Remains High, So Police Raid a Pig Farm

 * I know the Coffee Sucks, But......
   Aw, It's Spring in the East Village

* Bo Goes 'Full Biden' in Cartagena
  I'll take archipelagos for $500, Alex

* Turd in a Cheap Suit Disses Dr.Huxtable
  I can't wait for this fight to begin!

* You Can't Say That on Television....Can You?.
  Butthole Bob Beckel's Bodacious Blurtation


Monday, April 16, 2012

Fool Me Once, Shame On You.......

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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Well, Isn't That Special...... Obama Campaign Follows Celebrity Sideboob on Twitter

I'm sure it's just research and  preparation for Hollywood fund-raisers.....
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A Well Rounded Thug is a Happy Thug

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Saturday, April 14, 2012

MoonBats on Parade File

Moonbat Guano for 4/14/2012 - Just in case ya missed it...


* "Rommey wants to go back to when women and blacks couldn't vote."
   Lunacy reigns supreme at MSNBC

* "She has never gotten her ass out of the house to work at 7am"
   This shouldn't bother you Bill, neither do your hookers.

* "I'm a CCOKC"
  Wash your mouth out with soap - Intolerant washed-up child actors.

* The Crisco Kid gets a makeover
  Yeah, that's really going to help!

* "Naked Vermont governor almost eaten by bears".
  No further comment needed here.....just read.

Good-Bye Flathead, We Hardly Knew Ya....

The Best Obituary I've Ever Read.....
Published in Denver Post on April 12, 2012
Michael "Flathead" Blanchard  1944 ~ 2012
A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.
Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music.
 Mike was preceded in death by Clyde and Ethel Blanchard, survived by his beloved sons Mike and Chopper, former wife Jane Transue, brother Stephen Blanchard (aka Susan), Uncle Don and Aunt Cynthia Blanchard (his favorite); Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt.
So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.
H/T IHTM 
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Mitt's Women Problem?

The course of events lately, namely Sandra Fluke and the mythical 'War on Women' opened up the chance for the democrats to wind up the ol' propaganda machine in great style this campaign season. But in this case, it may not be working, at least so far.
Jay Cost of the Weekly Standard is excellent at deciphering polls. His latest column deciphering this weeks ABC/Washington Post poll spells major trouble for Obama. Here’s part of what he wrote:
"Yesterday, a new ABC News/Washington Post poll seemed to confirm the meme that Barack Obama is pummeling Mitt Romney among women, helping the former open up a 7-point lead in the general election horse race."

"What to make of this?"

"Well, for starters, the poll has an inexplicably large Democratic advantage; the party breakdown in the poll is 34 percent Democratic, 23 percent Republican, and 34 percent independent. As a point of historical comparison, the party spread in four of the last five elections since 2002 has basically been an even split between the two sides. In 2008, a “perfect storm” of bad news for the GOP, the party ID advantage was “only” +7. So, a Democratic advantage of +11 is an unjustifiable number, at least in terms of what the electorate is thinking."
You're in trouble when you lead by 7 points but they oversampled your ‘supporters’ by 11 points. That's like hearing your spouse say that there's a 60% chance you'll still be together a year from now. That isn't a ringing endorsement.
Unfortunately for Bo, that's just the tip of the iceberg. I’ll guarantee that this statistic has David Axelrod drinking a bottle of Maalox each day and Debbie Waddler Schultz smoking the Marlboros to the nub:
"President Obama’s handling of the economy: 23% strongly approve, 21% somewhat approve, 12% somewhat disapprove, 42% strongly disapprove.."
This result is more troubling for President Obama:
"The situation with gas prices: 14% strongly approve, 14% somewhat approve, 12% somewhat disapprove, 50% strongly disapprove".
Remember, these numbers are actually propped up by the unjustifiable oversampling. If the sample accurately reflected the party identification figures, those results would look even worse for Dear Leader. Any body remember the DNC poll showing Gore up by 6 in Florida two days before the 2000 election?
If Obama can't turn those figures around fast, he'll get thumped this November. It's a distinct possibility that he'll get fewer electoral votes this year than McCain got last time.
Though I can't find the link for it, I saw a poll yesterday that showed President Obama leading Mitt by 5 points in Michigan. That's trouble for Obama because the president thrashed Sen. McCain in Michigan 57% to 41%. HINT: If Obama is fighting to win Michigan, he’s heading for a lost state.
Obama is rightly called incumbent now. If these polling figures don't turn around by Election Day, the term one-term wonder will be most appropriate. 
Sounds good don't it?
Obama's Woman Problem
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Friday, April 13, 2012

Obama Election Strategy Leaked



Democrat National Committee Computers Hacked
Middle Finger News has learned DNC computers were compromised by a super secretive group of tech savvy anarchists known only as 'Bob'.
An anonymous spokesman for 'Bob' told us they recently hacked into DNC Chairwomen Debbie Wasserman Schultz's  personal computer. Reportedly, the feat was accomplished by a female member in South Korea who correctly guessed Wasserman's  password might be "Debbie". 
Included in the information leaks are notes and power-point presentations from the re-election strategy meetings  of President Obama. But Bob said most info found was "the same ol' shit" like enemies lists and democrat smear tactics, but did find some very interesting unicorn drawings made by Vice President Joe Biden in Microsoft Paint while attending the meetings.
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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Sasquatch Spotted in Local Rail Yard

Mo comes a Visiting Today
SHREVEPORT, LA (KSLA) -Michelle Obama has marked the one-year anniversary of her "Joining Forces" initiative with a visit to Shreveport-Bossier City.
The First Lady spoke for less than 20 minutes at the Kansas City Southern Railway company in North Shreveport. There was no teleprompter in sight.
In August 2011, President Barack Obama announced a series of policies to increase veterans' employment and asked the First Lady and Dr. Jill Biden to lead an effort through Joining Forces to challenge the private sector to hire or train 100,000 veterans and military spouses by the end of 2013.
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Finally I find something Obama has come up with that is worthwhile. Yeah, and it's being done by the private sector too!


UPDATE:
In light of the presidents comment " Nothing get's between Michelle and a Tamale" the cities famous Hot Tamales stand vendors were said to have shut down tight in fear during the First lady's visit.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

The Presidential Q&A I'd Love To Hear....

By Matthew@The Lunatic's Asylum
The Scene: President Frequent-Flyer-Miles has just hopped off the golf course, and is attending another of those staged-political-event-cum-Nuremberg-rallies of his, this time in the crucial swing state of (insert name of state with large percentage of complete doofuses who voted for this jerkoff the last time around).
He is introduced by the local democratic congresscritter with a gusto that is entirely forced, and probably lubricated by at least a fifth of Johnny Walker Black, and enters the room to the sounds of free-malt-liquor-and-skittles-enhanced applause from a crowd of people who wouldn't understand a word he will eventually say if you gave them a continuous, three-week-long Miriam-Webster enema beforehand.
The President has come to speak about a whole buncha things today, but as always, the most important points (in that they are the least intellectually defensible and defy common logic) have been loaded into the teleprompter first, will be glossed over quite quickly, and are intended to be consumed mostly by the press who will spend long hours, drooling and navel gazing, attempting to glean some sort of intelligence from the catchphrases. Finding none, they will be more than happy to make some up later on....
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