Bill & Hillary Decide to Attend Trump Inauguration

Photographers Will Be Salivating Over This Photo Opportunity. 

You just know there are going to be some awkward and uncomfortable looks on someone's face on January 20th.  And every photographer within a quarter of a mile will have a lens trained on Hillary Clinton as the Oath of Office is administered to Donald Trump.

CNN has reported former President Bill Clinton and Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton have decided to attend President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration. To me, it's good to finally see a democrat these days have a moment of lucidity and decide to act like an adult for a change. That, or Bill talked Hillary into attending hoping she strokes out or goes stark raving mad afterwards and he can finally be rid of the shrieking witch.

My fear was that something crazy would happen on the 20th, like Hillary taking a peaceful walk alone in the woods of Chappaqua during the inauguration ceremony and be mauled by a wild bunch of angry woodchucks or something and dominate the news cycle for the next two days. But now, my fears have been laid to rest. That is, if Hillary doesn't come unglued and stands on her chair, tearing at her clothes and yelling "the Russians rigged the Election!" Remember who we're dealing with here.  

Meanwhile, former President George W. Bush's office stated he and former first lady Laura Bush will also attend "and  are pleased to be able to witness the peaceful transfer of power", the last according some of our friends on the left.   Previously, Jimmy Earl Carter was the only former commander in chief who had publicly said he would attend Trump's inauguration. With Jimmy's dictator pals Hugo and Fidel dead now, he really hasn't anything to do anyway. 

Barky To Say Farewell - Unveil Mock-up of Library

"Since George Washington, U.S. presidents have often delivered a final address to the American people as a way to share both their reflections on their time in office and their outlook on the future of our country. As his time in office comes to a close, President Obama will return to Chicago to deliver his Farewell Address on the evening of January 10, 2017."

Besides expertly glossing over his abject failure as a leader, on the occasion of the President's speech will be the unveiling of a mock up of his soon to be built massive Presidential Library in his home town.

"The same streets where a young community organizer once inspired his community to take action will serve as the home base for a foundation that will organize and inspire people of all backgrounds and beliefs to better their communities, their country and their world." 

Middle Finger News™ was given a sneak peek of the proposed entrance to the hallowed halls of The Obama Presidential Library (pictured below) to be on display to the public after the speech.

Our own intrepid MFNS reporter Earl of Taint early in 2015 submitted his own design to the Presidential Library Conceptual Design Contest. We wait eagerly to see if Earl will be honored with his design acceptance. If so, Earl will personally be on-site to oversee the massive complex construction of Library, Amusement Park and Progressive Friendly "George Michael Memorial Public Restroom" facilities.

Thank You MJA and Doug Ross Journal for  the Linkage 

Barack Tweets New Years Messages to America

Thank You MJA for the Linkage

A Good Monday Morning

Thank Goodness 2016 is Over With!

We Be All FAB 50 Up In Here!

Six years ago Doug  Ross@Doug Ross Journal temporarily loss touch with reality and awarded a small part-time blog, only in 6th month of publication with the FAB 50 "Elihu Smails Award for Up-and-Coming Snark Blog" of 2010.  This unexpected honor gave me the encouragement and incentive to continue this little project on a more regular basis

This year Mr. Ross has again seen fit to recognize the now notorious Diogenes Middle Finger, along with my fellow Bloggers from The People's Cube and HopeNchange Cartoons as 'The Fab 50 Best Satirical Blogs' of 2016.  I'm Honored and Flattered to even be considered in the same category with such talented and established Bloggers.

"Every year at this time we are pleased to announce the winners of the Fabulous 50 Blog Awards™  recognizing the year's 50 most important blogs and websites in the conservative world. There are no judges. No debates. No voting. No nominations. Just facts. Immutable truths, chiseled in stone and then forged in molten steel on the Anvil of Zeus for posterity. No prize carries more panache, more prestige, or more raw sex appeal than a Fabulous 50 Award, save something you might find in the dumpster behind Denny's."

Congratulations to all the winners. And Thank You Doug Ross. You helped create this little monster.  And some on the internet are not pleased!

You can see all of this years winners HERE.

Happy New Year to All You DMFers

I'd like to take this last opportunity of 2016 to Thank You All for your support of DMF,  our best year yet.  And to also wish each and everyone one of yous guys (seen and unseen) A Very Happy, Safe and Prosperous 2017. - Jan

A Special Middle Finger Symphony New Years Eve Jam

Happy New Year Y'all! 

New Years Bowl Weekend- Yeah Boy!

Saturday morning kicks off a day of football sure to have a game for everyone who enjoys college football. The newly crowned Heisman winner takes to the field, and the National Championship Game participants will to be decided are just two of the examples of what is in-store for this weekend. 

The Citrus Bowl - Orlando Fla. 

(CBS 10 am) 

Louisville vs. LSU

Saturday at 10 am kicks off new years weekend with the Citrus Bowl: The ACC Louisville Cardinals and the LSU Tigers of the SEC.  This will be the 6th time in 10 seasons the Tigers have faced a Heisman winner, but this years Citrus bowl has eerie similarities to a another bowl game..

This year the trophy is not as valuable, but the same swagger is evident. The newly crown Heisman King, a very dangerous Lamar Jackson, and the Cards started the year out as a steamroller, only to lose their last two games to end the year. The cardinals have averaged 461 yds. a game this year.  The Tigers stingy defense, who will be out to prove their steel, will have their hands full for sure. 

In the Cards favor is naturally the most explosive player in college football right now. In the Tigers' favor is the #5 ranked overall Defense in the nation , and the fact Louisville has given up 13 turnover in the last three games. I expect big plays from both sides, but if the Tigers can keep Jackson from running to the outside and contain him to the middle, they have a better then good chance of winning.  My only worry is the Tiger defense will again be without LB Kendall Beckwith in the middle. His absence was glaringly apparent in the last game of the season at A&M.  Up until that point the Tigers had led the nation in fewest TD's allowed. 

The sports monkeys are calling it a toss-up....... GEAUX TIGERS!

I say Tigers By 6 ✔

Both Graphics Above Are The Work Of My Most Excellent SEC Sister Curmudgeon 

The Peach Bowl - Atlanta Georgia

( ESPN - 2 pm)

Alabama vs. Washington

As they say; Be careful what ya wish for! Not long ago Washington Huskies fans, high from their Pac 12 Championship game win held up signs for the national audience to see proclaiming 'WE WANT BAMA'.  And just like a ol' dog chasing a car, once you catch it, ya gotta deal with it. 

So, now what ya gonna do? 

Not to take anything away from the Huskies excellent QB Jake Browning, who we will most likely see slinging balls on Sunday one day, but guys, you do realize Alabama hasn't lost a game since Oct 2015?!  Boys, boys...... 

But keep you chins up Huskies, I fear you're about to receive the same treatment all good teams get from the Crimson Tide. They will play football with you for 20 minutes or so, then punch you right in the face just to remind you who you're dealing with. Then at halftime make their adjustments, then come out and wear your ass out!

You see, this may not be the most explosive or flashiest Crimson Tide team Nick Saban has fielded. But as has come to many peoples realization is, this may be the best team he has every put on a field! And like a train barreling toward it's appointed destination, and unfortunately as many who came before you, are standing on the tracks. But you can take solace that you were part of football history, and beaten by the best.  

And after January 9th we will no longer be asking that question: "Is Nick Saban the Best to ever coach College football?"

ROLL TIDE ROLL!

I say Alabama by 14+  ✔

The Feista Bowl - Glendale AZ.

(6pm - ESPN)

Ohio St vs. Clemson

I'm sorry, I have never believed Ohio St was a #2 team or as good as the big10 Ra-Ra sports monkeys said they are. Look at their schedule.  They are a young team to be reckoned with.

At the same time, I think Clemson has been inconsistent, but underestimated. That's what makes this a hard game to perceive. All in all, I have to go with a proven Deshaun Watson's play making to pick them a winner.  It will set up a rematch for the NC.  

I say Clemson by 10 ✔  
Hate to say I told you so.....but

Monday Jan 2:

The Steak Bowl -  Florida vs Iowa.  

Iowa by 6

The Cotton Bowl - Eastern Mich vs Wisconsin.  

Badgers by 10

Sugar Bowl - Auburn vs Oklahoma.

Sooners by 14

The Notorious WH Photo-bomber Captured Mooning Surveillance Cameras at Obama Hawaiian Retreat

(Honored as the most plagiarized DMF post of 2016)

Previous Photo-bomber Appearances Here  

Thank You Dr.Tar for the Linkage

Please Be Patient. Your Country Will Be Restored Soon

Thank You Larwyn's Linx for the Linkage!

 

Dershowitz vs Kerry

John Kerry’s history on foreign policy throughout the years has been nothing short of a disaster.  Kerry ended his foreign policy career as Obama's Useful Idiot with a preposterous, rambling, lengthy speech poking a finger in the eye of Israel.

John Kerry: America's Worst Secretary of State

Let’s skip the formalities and stipulate that the Obama administration hates Benjamin Netanyahu. Most muslim sympathizers do.  That’s why Obama sent his campaign team to Israel to defeat PM Netanyahu.  And with that in mind, it didn’t take long for PM Netanyahu’s office to respond to Kerry’s speech, saying “For more than an hour, Kerry obsessed over the issue of settlements and hardly touched on the root of the conflict – Palestinian resistance to a Jewish state within any borders.”

Kerry’s inability or unwillingness to admit that the Palestinians have never negotiated in good faith with Israelis is the heart of the problem. It’s why Kerry’s diplomacy is such a failure. Later, PM Netanyahu added "Israelis do not need to be lectured about the importance of peace by foreign leaders."

Saying that relations between this administration and Israel are chilly is understatement. Saying that Secretary Kerry is more incompetent than Mrs. Clinton is mind-boggling. 

Alan Dershowitz’s op-ed in the Boston Globe obliterates Secretary Kerry’s speech. This paragraph alone obliterates most of Kerry’s BS:

"Before June 4, 1967, Jews were forbidden from praying at the Western Wall, Judaism’s holiest site. They were forbidden to attend classes at the Hebrew University at Mt. Scopus, which had been opened in 1925 and was supported by Albert Einstein. Jews could not seek medical care at the Hadassah Hospital on Mt. Scopus, which had treated Jews and Arabs alike since 1918. Jews could not live in the Jewish Quarter of Jerusalem, where their forbearers had built homes and synagogues for thousands of years. These Judenrein prohibitions were enacted by Jordan, which had captured by military force these Jewish areas during Israel’s War of Independence, in 1948, and had illegally occupied the entire West Bank, which the United Nations had set aside for an Arab state. When the Jordanian government occupied these historic Jewish sites, they destroyed all the remnants of Judaism, including synagogues, schools, and cemeteries, whose headstones they used for urinals. Between 1948 and 1967 the UN did not offer a single resolution condemning this Jordanian occupation and cultural devastation."

The Obama administration knew that this resolution would tip the international scales into the Palestinians’ favor. Here’s Dershowitz’s explanation of that:

"But that has now changed with the adoption of the Security Council Resolution. The UN has now determined that, subject to any further negotiations and agreements, the Jewish areas of Jerusalem recaptured from Jordan in 1967 are not part of Israel. Instead, according to the resolution, they are territories being illegally occupied by Israel, and any building in these areas — including places for prayer at the Western Wall, access roads to Mt. Scopus, and synagogues in the historic Jewish Quarter — “constitutes a flagrant violation under international law.” If that indeed is the status quo, absent “changes . . . agreed by the parties through negotiations,” then what incentives do the Palestinians have to enter negotiations?"

Barack Obama and his administration's hostility towards Israel has never been more openly displayed than during this past week. Without question, he’s been the most hostile, anti-Israel president in US history.  And John Kerry was his Toad.