Meanwhile, Back in Africa.....

"Obama made a point of heralding $53 million US funded (and when I say ‘US Funded’ I mean paid by taxpayers…you know….like Obama’s Africa trip), program in Kenya that helps young people ”obtain National identification cards".

And what’s so special about this program that it makes it worthwhile for Obama to hail its advantages? Only this: the “My ID My Life” campaign helped 500,000 youth obtain National identification cards…,, a prerequisite to voter registration.

So…if I get this right…when US Taxpayers pay for Kenyans to obtain identification…you know, so they can be patriotic and take part in their election process…it’s a great and noble thing…....But when Americans are asked to show ID to vote in our own country….we’re racists.

Yeah…that makes complete sense." - Talk Straight

Huma Abedin Host "Women for Weiner"

Huma Abedin, wife of the dashing pervert ex-congressman and NY Mayor hopeful  Anthony Weiner, is rounding up a few deep pocket New York socialite friends to rally around her husband this evening and drop some bucks, which will get her face on the newstand and a another puff piece in that journal of political integrity 'The Huffington Post'.  But here, this is all you get: 

  NY Post

"The Hillary Clinton senior adviser and her sister, Heba, are hosting the first Women for Weiner fund-raiser tonight at the home of author and socialite Jill Iscol, who also hosted a bridal shower for Chelsea Clinton. Abedin’s host committee includes designer Reem Acra, Rory Tahari, lawyer Binta Brown and Cheryl Saban, wife of Clinton backer Haim Saban. Weiner himself is expected to greet some 100 attendees. The fund-raiser comes just as the former congressman is running second in the polls with leading Democratic rivals Christine Quinn and William Thompson."

Rumor has it that Bill Clinton will be tending the bar for the ladies and will be available to answer any question regarding .....political matters. 

The New NSA Private Information Streaming Service

Todays Other Important Supreme Court Ruling.......

WASHINGTON- After reviewing the countless tax dollars wasted by state and federal governments passing oppressive laws only to have them later ruled unconstitutional by unelected senile people in expensive black robes, the Supreme Court has deemed the current legal system an "unconscionable waste of time". To simplify matters, they’ve interpreted a key point in the Preamble to the Constitution as a rule of thumb. 

“Everybody has the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, the government is empowered to defend the same, and”, continued Justice Sotomayor and Buzzy Ginsberg who wrote the unanimous opinion, “if you ever- even if you hold office- take life, inhibit liberty, or inflict undue suffering against others - than it’s an eye for an eye- straight Talmudic on your tuckass”. Opinion rendered, case closed!!"  

The reaction from lawmakers nation wide to the news has  been swift. "Less work, more golf time!"

Seeing how many goobers are wee-we’d up over gay marriage and abortion…......

via Talk Straight

"….yet how few of those pied piper following mice were silent over Benghazi, the IRS and NSA scandals, the arming of terrorists in Libya, the slaughter of Christians in Egypt, the way the Obamas spend tax payer dollars on personal vacations and concerts while the rest of us look for work….

…convinces me you are all little more than sheep that bray at the command of your master.

Dance, little monkeys, dance!!"

Raising a Future Low Information Voter........

Pentagon Celebrates Gays in the Military: They're Just Fabulous!

The Washington Times  - "The Pentagon on Tuesday toasted gays in the military, with a top adviser to President Obama declaring the country is “safer” now that they may serve openly in the ranks.

“Because we repealed ‘don’t ask, don’t tell,’ our military … is stronger and our country is safer, more equal and more just,” said Valerie Jarrett, the keynote speaker at the Pentagon’s gay pride celebration. It was the Defense Department second annual gay pride gathering since September 2011, when Mr. Obama signed the repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell,” a ban on gays serving openly in the military implemented during the Clinton administration."

The 7th Gay Airborne held their first annual 'Rue Paul Fabulous Fashion Purse'

400m relay near the Pentagon Auditorium.

This year’s 35-minute gathering in the Pentagon auditorium was more low-key and shorter than last year’s event, which featured a gay Marine officer, an Air Force lawyer and a lesbian West Point graduate. Wednesday’s speakers were assembled by a new group, DOD Pride, and featured three senior officials, topped by Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel.

“We’re very proud of everything the gay and lesbian community have contributed and continue to contribute,” Mr. Hagel said. “With their service, we are moving closer to fulfilling the country’s founding vision that all of us are created equal.”

Sgt. Jay Asbee and Lt. Lee Genes of the 4th Mountain Rump Ranger Division 
observe a group of hunky British commando's returning from patrol
near Abdulville Afganistan,  hoping for some action themselves soon

 

"Eric Fanning, the Air Force undersecretary and acting Air Force secretary, noted that two years ago gays could not serve openly. Now, a secretary of defense was speaking at a lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender celebration."

Navy Corpsman David Filmee and his transgender partner, seaman Danni Gripp

shoot off the submarine tender tugboat, USS Barney Frank

"Ms. Jarrett told of meeting gay service members at the White House, including a Marine Corps captain.“When he deploys in August, he’ll be taking his husband with him,” she said.
Army Reserve Brig. Gen. Tammy Smith, the first openly gay general officer, stood in the audience with her partner, to a round of applause. “Stand up. Come on,” Ms. Jarrett said. “Whoo. Whoo.”

Ms. Jarrett, one of Mr. Obama’s closest confidantes, called the repeal of the gay ban “one of the most significant civil rights accomplishments of the president's career.”