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Reason #1028 Why the United Nations is a Totally Useless Organization

Saudi Arabia Elected Chair of UN Human Rights Council Panel

When I think “champion of human rights” I always think of Saudi Arabia. What with the public beheadings and women not being allowed to drive cars and all. Oh, and that being gay thing is punishable by death too. Chop Chop. I wonder if Pope Francis will address the issue of the Saudis at the head of Human Rights Council panel when he speaks at the UN? 

“It is scandalous that the UN chose a country that has beheaded more people this year than ISIS to be head of a key human rights panel,” said UN Watch executive director Hillel Neuer. “Petro-dollars and politics have trumped human rights.”

“The UN often describes these experts as the ‘crown jewels’ of its Human Rights Council, yet the world body only undermines their legitimacy by picking a fundamentalist theocracy that oppresses women and minorities to preside over the experts’ appointment.”  

“Saudi Arabia has arguably the worst record in the world when it comes to religious freedom and women’s rights, and continues to imprison the innocent blogger Raif Badawi,” Neuer added.

“This UN appointment is like making a pyromaniac into the town fire chief, and underscores the credibility deficit of a human rights council that already counts Russia, Cuba, China, Qatar and Venezuela among its elected members.”

According to UNHRC documents obtained by UN Watch, Saudi Arabia was chosen to head a 5-member group known as the Consultative Group, which has the power to select applicants from around the world for more than 77 positions dealing with country-specific and thematic human rights mandates. - More Here
 
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Ambassador Spicoli??

MIDDLE FINGER NEWS EXCLUSIVE

Noted Ass-Kisser of Socialist Dictators Under Consideration

for Cuban Ambassadorship

Ambassador Spicoli??

MFNS - Middle Finger News sources inside the State Dept. have learned actor and long time butt kisser of the western hemisphere's most notorious dictators, Sean Penn, is on a short list to be considered for a post as the first ambassador in over 50 years to the communist island paradise of Cuba. 

Penn, better known for being Hugo Chavez's favorite Worm and Madonna's ex-husband than his acting, told MFN he was flattered but not surprised at the news considering all the time he spent sitting at the feet of the late great former leader of the Venezuelan people's paradise. 

Second only to former President Jimmy Carter as premier Useful Idiot of socialist dictators, Penn believes the oppression by America of the Cuban people has already caused everyone who knows how to swim leave the island, and has denied Fidel Castro his place in the history of making a better world for all.  

"Like myself, Barack Obama knows America has much to learn from the vibrant Cuban people, such as how to provide world class health care, squashing right-wing rebellions, the many uses for bananas and how to play a baseball game that doesn't last six hours." 

"And why should the American people be denied the pleasure of a good cigar or unlimited access to the largest supply of 1957 Chevys in the world. Come on!"

Fidel Castro recently stepped down and replaced by his younger, sexier brother Raul. 
Comrade Fidel is now the most powerful socialist in the west not living in Malibu.

Mike Will Be in Attendance....

Mike The Tiger will make his first appearance at Tiger Stadium in over a  year this Saturday 
to help avenge last years loss and make his traditional stop to roar outside the opponent's
dressing room door, just to remind them they have indeed entered Death Valley.  

#18 Auburn v #13 LSU - 2:30CT  CBS

#15 Ole Miss v #2 Alabama - 8:15CT  ESPN

The Continuing Adventures of Carlos Danger

Danger Let Go By PR Firm

PR firm announces Anthony Weiner’s departure,

which came as news to him

Anthony Weiner, the former congressman and New York City mayoral candidate whose political career ended due to a sexting scandal, is leaving the New Jersey PR firm MWW less than two months after joining it.

The circumstances of the exit are under dispute.

Weiner’s departure was announced in an internal memo today from MWW’s president and CEO, Michael Kempner, in polite terms.

“Over the past few months, it has become clear that a handful of people and a few media outlets continue to be fixated on Anthony, attempting to cause harm to him and by extension to our agency,” Kempner wrote. “The continuous noise from these parties has caused both Anthony and the MWW team to have to deal with many inflammatory, insulting and false stories. To Anthony’s credit, he understands that his presence here has created noise and distraction that just isn’t helpful, and at the same time, he has other interests that he wishes to pursue.”

Perhaps Carlos should seek a less radioactive landscape in which to operate, like maybe look towards Hollywood for his next adventure. After all, he is almost as politically astute as most in Hollywood, and as he has shown us before, the camera loves him.