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2016 DMF 'Snark Hall of Fame' Inductees

After much debate, discussion, drinking, throwing of furniture and counting and recounting of votes, the soon to be highly coveted DMF/MFNS 2016 'Snark Hall of Fame' Awards are today announced. Honored this year are 2, for their wit, insight, original writings and photoshop talents, as well as their amazing ability to avoid being scooped up by the secret Service.....

It is our honor to present:

Patriot Retort

Our first inductee was last year inducted as part of a group effort, and we found her new singular venture every bit as worth of recognition. Dianny's new blog, Patriot Retort.com has quickly gained readership and a loyal following as she slashes her way through progressive thought with an excellent satirical slant and conservative opinion. Dianny is a self published writer and author, who's witty graphics are always well done, on target and makes you think, and laugh. You can find her work just about anywhere you go in the conservative blogoshere, including such prestigious pages as The American Thinker and IOTWReport. She works diligently to present original content with Dianny's own northeastern brand of snark and and satire. We are honored to include Dianny and The Patriot Retort as one of this years inductees. 

Political Clown Parade

Our second inductee this year is long overdue for award and recognition. One must look past the fact that for one week every year, this inductee and I are playful bitter rivals, gazing down the 50 yard line from opposite sidelines. Thankfully, the rest of the year we are friends, blog sisters and fellow patriots. Known to her readers for her every changing unique banners reflecting the mood and news of the times, to the biting original worded right jabs to the jaw of the political left. Her graphic work (an excellent example can be seen in the banner riding proudly at the top of this blog) is always crisply satirical, on spot and as professional looking as can be found anywhere on the internet. It is my joy and pleasure to induct Curmudgeon of 'The Political Clown Parade' into DMF Snark Hall of Fame. 

WAPO Columnist: We Have To Talk About Bill Clinton’s Penis Again.

Graphic via Freaking News

It’s a good thing Hillary Rodham Clinton is running for president, or else some people would be forced to find creative no-holes-barred ways to mention Bill Clinton’s most famous asset. Ever since he left office, it’s been hard to figure out by some how to insert the former president's notorious member into conversation. Which really hasn’t stopped anyone from trying. (Good job, Maureen Dowd!)

But now that the former Senator and former Secretary of State is running for the highest office in the land and blah blahing all the time, all over the place, about how we need a Strong Leader with girly parts, it’s irresponsible to talk about America's most notorious political penis.  Tell us why "Liberal" columnist Ruth Marcus: 

"Ordinarily, I would argue that the sins of the husband should not be visited on the wife. What Bill Clinton did counts against him, not her, and I would include in that her decision to stick with him. What happens inside a marriage is the couple’s business, and no one else’s, even when both halves crave the presidency." 

Marcus is one of those “liberal” “feminists” who is still SO MAD at Hillary Clinton, for letting her husband do infidelities to her, so of course there is a but:  

"Hillary Clinton has made two moves that lead me, gulp, to agree with Trump on the “fair game” front. She is (smartly) using her husband as a campaign surrogate, and simultaneously (correctly) calling Trump sexist...." These moves open a dangerous door. It should surprise no one that Trump has barged right through it....."

It makes perfect sense when you look at it that way, so long as you’ve also taken a whole metric load of acid first. Since Hillary “Doormat” Clinton unforgivably forgave her husband for doing stuff with his penis, and she has the audacity to let her spouse kiss the babies and the butter cow on the campaign trail like every other presidential candidate in history and she has observed (along with the rest of the radical man-eaters' sentients) that Donald Trump is a gross nasty sexist pig, Hillary Clinton started it, and it’s her fault for forcing Trump to bring Bill’s Big Dog into this, by being married to him.

Oh sorry, you probably didn’t take quite enough acid for that, did you?

The bottom line is that Hillary’s run for the Oval Office means the radical feminist and the  internet blogosphere can finally, in the name of “politics,” return to their national obsession of the past with the actions of Bill Clinton and his famous member!

Me, no I wouldn't think of stooping to that......

An Early Happy New Year From DMF

I'll be off shortly to Big 'D' for the Cotton Bowl, and afterwards the West End to bring in the New Year.  So I'd like to take this last opportunity to Thank You All for your support of DMF this year and wish everyone A Very Happy, Safe and Prosperous 2016. 

And let's hope the boys in 'Crimson and White' do the SEC proud this year! 

Roll Tide!

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Yet Another Senseless Beer Pong Related Shooting

Should We Ban Non-Government Regulated and Supervised Beer Pong??

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2015 will be remembered as the year when beer pong related shootings became an epidemic. For the third time this year, the seemingly innocent drinking game has caused an eruption of gun violence; this time in New Mexico where one man was killed and two others injured. When will the cowards in Congress act to ban this preventable cause of death?

The Albuquerque Journal reports that one man died and two others were injured, one critically, after a game of beer pong went horribly awry. 18-year-old Arturo Villa, 17-year-old Jaime Acevez, and 17-year old Ignacio Vasquez started last Saturday night out by going to a house party. Unfortunately, there was a shooting at that place, so they decided to find a less violent location to get their groove on. They picked wrong.

At another house party Villa and Acevez found themselves in a beer pong game with 18-year old Esias Madrid and 22-year-old Jack Daniel Trujillo. Acevaz was so confident with his pong skills that he bet his watch against one of the men from the other team’s watch. As a general rule you should never bet in a drinking game when your opponent’s name is pretty much “Jack Daniels.”

As you can imagine, Acevez and Villa were defeated, but they didn’t want to give up the watch because they are sore losers. Soon a fight broke about between the two groups and because they take their beer pong seriously in the ABQ that meant a gun fight.

Madrid shot Villa in the neck, killing him and Trujillo shot Acevez critically wounding him. Vasquez was also shot, though not seriously wounded. Madrid was arrested and charged with an open count of murder, while Tujillo remains at large.

By my count, this is the third beer pong related shooting this year:

In May, 39-year old black guy Ronald Wayne McNeil crashed a college graduation party and got into a fight over the rules of beer pong. He left to get his Glock and came back to fire 14 shots at the partiers, killing 19-year old Lacie LaRose.

In July, 27-year old black guy Manus Shannon was trying to distract his beer pong opponent by waving a loaded gun in his face. What was supposed to be a joke turned serious when Shannon inadvertently pulled the trigger. The bullet struck one man in the hand and another in the shoulder.

There have been four mass shootings in the US this year, but two of those were terrorist attacks, so in reality there have been two. If two mass shootings is an epidemic, as the liberals claim, then 3 beer pong shootings must be a super-epidemic.

Why aren’t the democrats jumping all over this? Sure, this wave of increasing beer pong violence is perpetrated exclusively by minorities, but everyone knows that this is a game privileged white men play as a pretext to rape and racism. If democrats really want to make us safer, they should move to ban beer pong, close the “table tennis loophole” and crack down on Coors Light straw purchases.

The Year Was 1915......

As you gaze down at your Smart Phone at a red light on your way to the airport while sitting in your $50,000 SUV with GPS and satellite fed radio, or view this page with your new $2,500 Mac Book Pro while sitting in your comfortable centrally heated home, ever wonder what is was like to live 100 years ago? Here's just a sample.