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Will Fascism Come to America Through Its Colleges and Universities?

How Will The Next Generation Govern?

Since we already live in a world where we can barely order a margarita without being branded a cultural appropriator, imagining the next step for this generation of undergraduate Robespierres is not easy. The Revolution, as they say, eats its own. These days the grievance culture desperately wants to prove itself right. (If they're not, they'd have a basketful of brutal self-examination to do.) The extent they will go to justify their beliefs is as yet uncharted waters.

For now, there's no question they are manufacturing racism—their own and that of others—to prove it exists. And they have plenty of allies in faculties and administrations as far back as grammar school. The government helps out, too, with its Title IX encouraging a seemingly unlimited potpourri of victimhood complaints while linking honoring those accusations inextricably to taxpayer subsidies of the institutions themselves.

Although I am now only a distant observer, going to college these days doesn't seem like fun—for anyone. (I've said it before—Animal House has turned into Animal Farm.) Nor does it seem particularly intellectually stimulating. A minority of virtue-signaling provocateurs is ruining it for everyone else and ultimately for themselves as well.But as we all know, separation by sexual, racial, religious and ethnic tribes—what else can we call them, really—has been proceeding apace for some years now. Santa Cruz is only the latest stop along the way in this burgeoning segregationist New Tribalism.

"Black and white together, we shall not be moved"—no more. Not on our college campuses anyway. Many explanations might be given for this reactionary development—masquerading, as always, as some jejune hodgepodge of progressivism cum anti-colonialism—but more important and immediate is where this is taking us. The short form is: to Hell.

* Excerpts from Roger Simon's article "Segregation—It's Bad and It's Back!"

Friends Don't Let Friends Protest Drunk

How Cruel: The Increasingly Unhinged Left Will Have to Pay for Their Own Anti-Psychotic Medications.

Republicans cruelly ignored a rapidly spreading epidemic as they crafted the partial repeal of Obamacare that passed in the House yesterday: They failed to include any provision in AHCA that provides mental health benefits for balmy liberals whose thin tether to sanity has been severed by the success of the GOP and Donald Trump. His victory in November and his successful collaboration with Senate Republicans on the confirmation of Neal Gorsuch for SCOTUS have already turn them into gibbering Tards.

Their conditions have now been exacerbated by the passage of AHCA, yet it provides no subsidy to pay for their Seroquel. And they are in dire need of anti-psychotic medication. Elizabeth Warren, whose multiple-personality disorder occasionally manifests itself in the form of a verbose U.S. Senator and other times as a remarkably pale indigenous princess loosed the following war whoop on Twitter:

“#AHCA will devastate Americans’ healthcare. Families will go bankrupt. People will die.”

Settle Down Lizzy and take a pill....

On the latter point, she may be onto something though. Some of the outbursts our progressive friends are foolhardy enough to put in print are causing so much mirth on the tweeter that increasing amounts of leftist may end up in the Emergency Rooms.

The Democrats and their partners in the media and the entertainment industry have become a case study in mass hysteria. Perhaps AHCA should have included some provision for pre-existing hysteria. These people need sedatives and a long spell at a country retreat before they hurt themselves. They have already done considerable harm to us.

But there is good news on the horizon for the Hysterical Booger Eating Leftist of America:

Eating Boogers is Good for Overall Health.

Scientists at a number of universities including Harvard and Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) say parents should not discourage their children from picking their noses because they contain 'a rich reservoir of good bacteria.

And we should certainly listen to the Ivy Leaguers, they're experts at producing healthy leftist Booger Eaters.......Read More

(PJ Media)

(The Telegraph UK)

(Deplorable Garden Nome)

Fishnet Friday

They Never Fail to Deliver, Even When They're Not Performing

The Navy Blue Angels arrived in town today in style for their annual appearance at the Holiday in Dixie Barksdale AFB air show this weekend. From above a thin cloud ceiling of about 1500 ft. the Angels announced with the roar of their engines their arrival by circling the city twice, then swooping down through the clouds to slowly pass over the city with Red White and Blue trailing in their wake as they slowly separated for line up to land across the river.  God, What A Beautiful Sight!