A Good Monday Morning

Terror Comes to My Little Corner of the World

Initially Reported As A Terrorist Attack

No one is 100% safe. Terror can strike anywhere, when you least expect it just as it did here where I live on an autumn afternoon in peaceful North Louisiana this weekend.  Fortunately for me, I was in far away Tiger Stadium enjoying LSU brutalize the Texas Aggies and didn't have to personally witness the unthinkable act of despicable humanity visited upon some of my fellow citizens.  You can Read The News Account HERE.

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Bless His Heart. M&M Is All Butt Hurt and Confused Cause Trump Is Ignoring Him and His Childish Petulant Rant

Eminem, The Lena Dunham of Hip Hop

I find it really hard to take seriously a uneducated blonde-headed 45 year old white guy pretending to be a badass black thug starved for attention.  The annoying and talentless entertainer Eminem, best know as a white boy anomaly in the rap world and for his amazing ability to do what 6 year old school children are good at, rhyming words, is pissed off that Donald Trump is outright ignoring him after he excoriated Trump and his presidency.

In an extremely emotional display of childlike anger and frustration, Eminem vilified the president in a four-minute freestyle rap during last months BET Hip Hop Awards.  Trump did respond to rapper Snoop Dogg for mocking his assassination on an album cover, so Eminem was expecting some retaliation and publicity, but it never came. Never happened. Not even a tweet. Nothing.

In an interview last week the Great White Dope expressed his displeasure that the president didn’t respond to “The Storm.”

“I was and still am extremely angry.  I can’t stand that motherf***er. I feel like he’s not paying attention to me. I was kind of waiting for him to say something and for some reason, he didn’t say anything.......”

When even Trump thinks you are too insignificant to respond to, it’s time to come to grips with your own irrelevancy.  Maybe M&M should just try and snag the next vacancy with the Trump vilifying, screeching banshee Joy Behar and the ladies of 'The View". 

Fishnet Friday

Y'all have Yourselves a Happy Thanksgiving, Hear.

"There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American." - O. Henry

Despite our present political atmosphere, as someone who spent most of their early life living in Europe, believe me when I say: We as Americans have much to be thankful for.

Happy Thanksgiving from DMF!

Ingrate UCLA Shoplifter's Dad Gets Roasted Like a Thanksgiving Turkey

Another Perfect Example of 'Money Can't Buy You Class'

DT - The loudmouthed, self-promoting father of one of the three UCLA basketball team shoplifters that President Trump helped spring from a future in a Chinese jail continues to redefine the word ingrate. Los Angeles sports personality and CEO of the pricey Big Baller brand of athletic shoes LaVar Ball has been engaged in a running war of words with the POTUS who he refuses to give credit to for the freedom of his son LiAngelo who he doesn’t seem to have been a good role model for since the young thug is stealing to begin with. 

Ball has continued to make an ass out of himself, even saying that the only way that he would have thanked Trump is if he would have given the young hoodlum a ride home on Air Force One. Ball’s antics have gotten him plenty of face time in the media to promote his overpriced shoes and allowed some of the more degenerate race baiters like Shaun King to insanely claim that “ungrateful” is now the equivalent to the dreaded N word.

King and the rest of the instigators will have plenty to wail about now because Trump just roasted Bell like a Thanksgiving turkey in a Wednesday morning Twitter strike:

Trump is absolutely spot on here, China is not exactly famous for being a global champion of human rights and young Bell and his fellow petty criminals may very well have faced years in a Chinese prison had he not appealed to President Xi Jinping for leniency. LaVar Bell is not only an ungrateful jerk but an arrogant egomaniac who like so many others, can’t accept the results of a legitimate election.