Monday, September 14, 2020

The Guy Who Once Sold His Own Driveway Wants To Be Your President


We all have known someone like this.  They think they know a lot more than they really do.  And when they talk about how things work, it's with so much confidence that you figure there must be some genuine smarts behind it.  But in actuality, they are just full of shit.  They manage somehow to stick around a long time, so it’s hard to imagine the person is completely clueless and inept.  But once you start really paying attention to the things they say, you begin to wonder.  What would happen if you put the person in charge of something challenging?

When Joe Biden was vice president, he wasn’t in charge of anything.  When he was in the U.S. Senate, he wasn’t in charge of anything.  And he hasn’t had a job in the private sector in more than 50 years. To find out how Joe handles actual responsibility, we have to look a little deeper.

National Review's Kyle Smith reminds us that Joe Biden has already shown us what he’s made of.  Joe once thought he saw a huge real estate opportunity and displayed his managerial ineptitude on a grand scale.  It was a fixer-upper he thought he could buy cheap and make a few simple tweaks to. Kinda the way the Joe of today sees the presidency.

As Smith recounts in lurid and often comical detail, this did not go well at all:
"A couple of years into his Senate career, Biden had a dream of living grandly by buying on the cheap a former du Pont manse, together with a huge chunk of land, for $200,000. The house was boarded up and soon, probably, to be torn down. But Biden saw something in it. Sure, it needed some fixing up. Never fear, Joe is here! Joe is a can-do fellow. 
The first winter he and Jill spent in the house, it used up 3,000 gallons of fuel oil. It turned out the third floor was wide open, to the stars. Squirrels were living up there. Oops. The judgment on display here is not great. Next year, Biden starting selling off bits of the land for development to pay for improvements such as storm windows. 
Small problem here: One of the lots he sold off was his own driveway, and the new owner blocked it off so he couldn’t pass through it. So Joe built a second driveway, which turned into a swamp in winter. He sold off another piece of property that, it turned out, included the front of that second driveway, so he couldn’t use that one anymore either. So I built a third. He hated that one for being a dumpy little thing. Eight years went by, and he made a deal to buy back the original driveway, the one he sold off when he first bought the house. Which cost him a fortune in landscaping to reshape."
It’s worth the time to click over and read the whole thing.

Now to be fair, this was a long time ago. You might say, OK, Joe has learned a thing or two since then, he’s more experienced now. He must have a better understanding of how things work than he did back then.  That’s a reasonable theory.

But Joe still runs around proposing insane ideas to problems he doesn’t understand.  Witness his “plan” to address COVID, which consists of  a) a bunch of things DJT is already doing; and b) a nationwide mask mandate Joe would lack the authority to impose as president.  Sounds like the guy who bought that house back in the ’70s.

This is a guy who complains that “families are reeling” and notes how many people are on unemployment.  Yet he wants to confiscate more capital from the companies that could be hiring them.  Kind of like the guy who sold a piece of land to get money and found out he had sold his own driveway.

[National Review]
[Cain Gang]
H/T Broadside Betty

And  Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

A Good Monday Morning


Sunday, September 13, 2020

I Designed a New Logo for Joe and Kampala 2020

I think it more accurately represents either/both candidates as any logo I've seen.
Joe Peering out From His Basement or Kampala in Her Heels Up Position.
Works Either Way.

 

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Friday, September 11, 2020

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Thursday, September 10, 2020

50 Day Siege of the White House - Leftist Collective Issues Tactical Briefings

 "Through the campaign, candidate Trump tapped into a deep vein of concern among many citizens that America is at risk and is slipping away… Attacks on President Trump are not just about destroying him but also about destroying the vision of America that led to his election."
The 2020 political cycle is being utilized to mask the extremely hostile revolutionary nature of these events. Even the violence is a distraction. Current intelligence indicates that a siege of the White House may initiate on or about September 17th and culminate in a November 3rd election crises that carries on past the election. - former NSC Staffer, Rich Higgins

We will lay siege to the White House. We will sustain it for
 exactly fifty days. This is the #WhiteHouseSiege.

The Canadian based group, known as the Blackspot Collective credited with starting and “branding" the Occupy Wall Street protests, are plotting to “lay siege to the White House” for 50 days: from September 17, the anniversary of the Occupy movement, to November 3, Election Day.  To little US media attention, they called out to their minions by issuing a series of “tactical briefings" last month. For those who may have  forgotten, this is the group that spawned, and do not condemn, the violent fascist movement we now know as ANTIFA. 


From their briefing:
While, this howling void of a president, his sins too many to name, sits smugly atop a corona death-toll that may surpass two-hundred thousand Americans by Christmas, it’s time again for dramatic, decisive action. Which is why, on September 17th, in the original and enduring spirit of Occupy, we and tens of thousands of our fellow citizens will stream into Lafayette Square, in Washington. D.C. 
Lawyers are already in court, mounting pre-emptive strikes and preparing for the scorched-earth scenarios likely to come … Together we can organize pop-up sieges at federal buildings in dozens of cities. What can they do if hundreds of thousands of us turn up all over the nation’s capital, day after day.”

Once Upon a Time Joe Biden Was a Dynamic Campaigner

From the Dank Archives of DMF

The White House
1:00 am June 26, 2012


"Hello, is that you Joe?"



"Nooooooo.......It's.... Silver Plugs......"



"It's okay Joe..... we're on secure communications......"



"Great news boss......
I've got em eating out of my hand up here. 
I think we've got their vote all wrapped up...."



"Outstanding.........where are you Joe?"



"I'm in Nova Scotia......
I'm telling ya, these guys up here love ya boss!  
They - just - love ya! ....How's things there?"



 "It's OK, just a little problem with the Attorney General
.... and still waiting on the Supreme's decision."



"The Supremes? They're back together!
Damn.... I love Diana Ross........
 Man I wish I could be there and get tickets......"



Joe! Joe! ...Maybe next time big guy.......
Now listen, listen to me carefully Joe.
We're moving the nominating convention from
Charlotte to Buckhole Montana........
I want you to be there on the 3rd of September
and wait for us ......we may be a little late.
Just stay there and wait for us. Okay?
Till then stay in the field up there and get us those votes.....hear?
The secret service guys have your travel itinerary......." 



"10-4. I'm headed to Saskatoon tomorrow........
we ain't conceding their vote to those
rat bastards this time like we did in '08.
I'm gonna make sure of that!" 



"Go get em, Joe.......I'll be in touch......
Don't call us, we'll call you." 



"Right-O......Silver Plugs over and out!"



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