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Twitter Files #14 THE RUSSIAGATE LIES

By ginning up fake hysteria about Russian interference - and arguing that Trump colluded with Russia - the Dems & media provoked more discord than Putin could have ever dreamed. They were the true Russian agents - and were wildly successful agents at that.

Russiagate Lies Unrolled Thread HERE

3.Twitter officials were aghast, finding no evidence of Russian influence:

“We are feeding congressional trolls.”
“Not any…significant activity connected to Russia.”
“Putting the cart before the horse assuming this is propaganda/bots.” pic.twitter.com/r8O21QacME

— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) January 12, 2023

 

Good News! They're not "banning" Gas Stoves Per Se.

They just want to design them better, just like they did with the Super Safety Federal Plastic Gasoline Can and Toilets that require two or three flushes in order to save water.

 

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Let's Check In and See How Keith Olbermann's Newest Nervous Breakdown is Coming Along, Shall We?

The morning after the FBI raided Mar-a-Logo, bathtub boy went on a tirade of gloriously outrageous rants that lasted days demanding AG Merrick Garland immediately imprison DJT for treason and for possession of classified material that included nuclear secrets he intend to sell. Tweets that rank among some of the best examples of mentally disturbed tweeting ever seen on the platform. Many though Keith was gone, he'd popped a tube, and a padded room in New Jersey in his future. But it was not to be. He no longer post his video's from a balcony of a high rise in NYC, I think for obvious reasons. 

Then yesterday, the news of 'classified material' found in an office used by the former VP was not taken well by Keith at all. The news conjured up a demon thought smothered and buried. 

He posted the short rant below about the media reaction to the news from what looks like the laundry room of his apt. complex. Not just once, but reposted it 21 times during the day. You can almost smell the lobes cooking. But at least he has no balcony to jump from. But I do feel for his pillow.  Keith is quite entertaining when he's he thinks someone is listening..... 

"We're REALLY DOING IT AGAIN?

"We're really DOING HILLARY'S EMAILS AGAIN?"

"We're really taking this Biden trivia and doing HILLARY'S EMAILS AGAIN, @CNN? @NYTimes? @WashingtonPost? @CBS? @NBCNews?

"The HELL WE ARE."

Tuesday's Countdown Podcast, Here: https://t.co/QPQs5Zm5Jk pic.twitter.com/CsgtS9yZQ5

— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) January 11, 2023

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

Your Official Big Ass Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Early Mid-Week Open Thread

It's been three long weeks since we've had a Big Ass Open Thread. Lots has happened since, so I know y'all possess a few new brain wrinkles and are overflowing with recently absorbed knowledge and newly acquired information you're anxious to share with us all.  Not to mention you're probably bursting with accolades for your Beloved Blog Editrix.  The floor is yours.

A Good Monday Morning

 

Sunday Soothingness

With 2022 finally in the rearview mirror, it's time to shutter it's noise.

A little Sunday Soothingness, from the late Ellen McIlwaine.