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You're Having a Really Sh*tty Week There My Dude!

Uh Oh! Squinty & Meat Puppet Are Telling Tales Out of School.

 

The Worm is beginning to turn, so to speak. By worm, I mean Squinty Scarborough, who this morning said out loud what most the democrat attack media knows, but fears to say.  

  

While interviewing Washington Post columnist David Ignatius who's latest column called for Biden & VP Giggles to end any plans to run in 2024 citing recent poll numbers, Meat Puppet Mika seemed sceptical and challenged Ignatius to come up with a better alternative to Biden. He could not.

“Just to answer David’s question,” Scarborough jumped in. “Mika and I, everybody, we talk to, every political discussion, all it talks a lot about Trump, but when it comes to Joe Biden, people say, ‘Man, he’s too old to run. He’s, and I mean, he’s not going to; he’s not really going to run…'” 

“When I say every discussion, I don’t mean 99% of the discussion. Every discussion,” he said. “I asked Reverend Al if he was hearing it all the time on our show this past week. He’s hearing it as well.” 

“So, you know, we often will complain about Republicans who will say one thing about Donald Trump off the air and another on air,” he continued. “Well, let me just say, Democrats, off the air, will say ‘Joe Biden’s too old. Why is he running.’ On the air? They won’t say that.  So, I commend David for at least raising the question, Scarborough concluded. I mean, my question, of course, Willie, is who could do a better job as president? Is Joe Biden and who can beat Donald Trump? I don’t see a lot of Democrats out there. I don’t see any Democrats out there right now that could do that.” 

Now I'm not suggesting Joe's going to revert back to the faux Republican he once was, his balls are firmly locked away in Mika's purse. But he said the quiet part out loud and I'm thinking Squinty Joe's phone will be ringing a lot this evening........

[Mediaite]

And Now a Message From Extreme Hakeem........

IMAX-LEVEL PROJECTION:

"Republicans have launched an illegitimate impeachment inquiry that is a kangaroo court, fishing expedition and conspiracy theater rolled into one... There is not a shred of evidence that President Joe Biden has committed an impeachable offense."

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:file under "The Escapades of Biden Crime Family"

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Can This Snaggletoothed Ole Radical Help Send Biden To Happy Acres Where He Belongs?

Professor Cornel West

Polls showing Joe Biden tied or trailing several Republican candidates have given some dem voters and his far left handlers 'The Vapors', fearful a third-party candidate “stealing” a victory in 2024. A semi-potent third-party candidate could be the difference in winning states like Georgia, Arizona, or even Florida. And now new polling is exacerbating unease that a favorite of black radicals and other far left loonies, wacko Professor Cornel West, could end up being a spoiler for Biden. 

West, a very articulate voice for adolescent marxist, who once called Barky Obama a "Rockefeller Republican in blackface" is now making the rounds and planning to run as the 'Green Party' candidate. The Green Party leans heavily to the left and is most recently remembered for the uproar it caused in 2016 when outsider Jill Stein ran as the party’s choice. Her bid caused what some Democrats saw as a nonviable alternative to Ma Clinton, and helped aid a DJT victory in some states.

The 'Greenies' as they call themselves, are mostly young or those souls that never made it through the 60's-70s' with their senses intact.  67 percent of voters who identify as demos or lean left said that they’d prefer someone else other than Rambling Joe. At the same time, just as many voters believe Biden will ultimately nab the nomination, creating a difficult time for those trying to prop up an unpopular president. 

And with polls suggesting Biden is losing to a second tier Repub. candidate like Nikki Haley, I'd be be nervous about that Snaggletooth Marxist myself.