Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Mid-Week Big Ass Open Thread

Your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, opens up the floor for your important but in the big picture irrelevant opinions and views on our continuing descent into chaos..... or whatever is on your minds. So dawn your blogger thongs and let it rip, the floor is yours. Regular house rules apply. And use don't give the sasquatch any liquor!

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This Week Your Glorious Exercise in Free Speech is brought to You By:

The 2024 Presidential Election Debates.

This Just In from Middle Finger News Service:

MFNS - The White House CNN announced it will host a "totally upfront, above board and non- prejudicial presidential debate between the 46th President of the United States & much Loved Leader of the Free World, Joe Biden, and the Twice Impeached & Soon to be Convicted Felon, Donald Trump", this June to be held in its old Atlanta studios, possibly in Ted Turner’s old rumpus room. The event would be held without an audience to avoid disruption and demonstration as well as a time delay for the ability to edit wrong speak  and gaffs in real time.

The White House CNN chose as debate mods the totally indisputable respected and unbiased news anchors Jake Tapper and some blond chick with a narrow head named Dana, who both portray journalist on the network daily for nursing homes and dive bars all across America. No word if whether the debate organizers would include an onstage mental competency assessment by a real doctor not named Gupta, or if a drug screen for debate enhancing drugs have yet to be announced.

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“The West is currently suffering from such a devastating pandemic, a collective malady that destroys people’s capacity to think rationally,” the 59-year-old Saad wrote at the beginning of his book. “Unlike other pandemics where biological pathogens are to blame, the current culprit is composed of a collection of bad ideas, spawned on university campuses, that chip away at our edifices of reason, freedom, and individual dignity.”

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When Your Horse Turns Out to be Just Another Ass.

 "It's going the wrong way!" Latest Poll Analysis by the Frustrated Ol' Cajun Coot Carville. 

James Carville is frustrated that Trump is 'more ahead than he's ever been', and that Democrat tactics are 'not working':
"It's going the wrong way. It's not working.Everything we're that throwing is spaghetti at a wall, and none of it is sticking, me included.
We gotta try to… pic.twitter.com/OAMsDA37Ng

— Eric Abbenante (@EricAbbenante) May 10, 2024

*BURP*

Biden Goes Full Biden.

During an interview with CNNLOL last night, when confronted with the facts that just about everything from food to housing cost 20-30% more since he was installed, the nation's Village Idiot stated that no one has ever "had the run we’ve had in terms of creating jobs and bringing down inflation. It was 9% when I came into office, 9%."

Yeah he actually said that with a serious look on his face (see video below). Truth is, the inflation rate hit its peak of 9.1% by June, 2022. A full year and a half after his installation. The CPI inflation reading for January 2021, when *46 was sworn in and December 2020, the month before, were both 1.4%.  Gee, looks like somebody had a handle on things back then. 

But like a well seasoned leftist politician these days, he dodged any blame. "People are right to be concerned about greed from corporations."

"Greed from corporations?" That may be true of the blood sucking "Big Pharma" who are one of Biden's biggest campaign contributors for the last 50 years. But that's fresh coming from the guy who launched inflation by driving up transportation, fuel and labor cost, new stricter mountains of regulations, in turn driving up insurance and operating cost for businesses, all that are passed on to the consumer in order to remain profitable.  But this nitwit goes on to talk about overpriced Snickers Bars and "people have a right to be concerned, ordinary people. If you take a look at what people have, they have the money to spend."   

Sounds like something Squinty Joe Scarborough would whisper in Biden's ear on one of his admitted frequent nighty-night phone calls while the maid hoses down Mika on the veranda. 

I sometime wonder if Joe even remembers who he is in the morning before someone calls him Mr. President? Or if he really is as controlled and steered as he appears to be.

And here it's easy to see why they don't let him do press conferences.... 
 

SAVAGE: CNN just aired the most brutal 2-minute takedown of Joe Biden’s Presidency during an interview with him as a reporter hurls rapid-fire reality checks to his FACE:

"Voters trust Trump more on the economy."

"Housing prices have doubled"

"Real income is down after… pic.twitter.com/OeJ4AE6BXa

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) May 8, 2024

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