Of Course He Denies It's a Hoax. He's Got No Choice Now.

The Look Of A Man With His Nuts In A Vise

I have watched with interest the unfolding of what is looking more and more like the 'Hate Hoax of the Year', or at least so far. It smelled fishy from the start. Time, place, too much detail. And the MAGA thing was over the top. I'm of the belief, as stupid as this is turning out to be, that the whole thing may have started with encouragement of an entertainment manager or a PR agent (the absolute lowest forms of humanity that crawls the earth) suggesting it's a good time to get his name in the media, cause America is racist and it being Black History Month and all ya know. And with this, I allege Smollett hatched the whole stupid stunt himself. With the jerk's nuts firmly in a vise and despite his Rent-an-African co-conspirators rolling over on him, there is no way he will admit a hoax.

He can't now.

If he does, he destroys himself and everything around him, embarrasses the outspoken entertainment community, the gay activist, adoring media personalities and ambitious presidential candidates and those famous who took to the Tweeter to publicly speak out even if it was to only take a cheap shot by blaming DJT's America. 

No, I believe he will stick to his story at all cost, claim a racist conspiracy by police and a corrupt justice system, and even go to jail if necessary rather than admit the hoax. If so, some will call him a martyr, and upon his release be hailed a hero of all peoples of color for standing against the increasingly racist and homophobic America.

When the story is just too perfect, when it fits the stereotype that the perpetrator wants to believe, that's a big clue. What passes for hate crimes these days are someone making fun of a tranny on the subway or something like that. Rarely reported are hateful attacks perpetrated by blacks against other groups. They just don't have the sexiness that a real stereotype-fulfilling story does. And the public demands that a gay martyrdom be real.

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Squinty & Meat Puppet and Co. Call AOC Dumb and Dangerous

In my occasional recon of websites and blogs of leftist nut sacks and their media propaganda sources in cable news, this morning I happened to land on NBC News' retarded stepsister, MSNBC, and the infamous 'Morning Joe'. Expecting to hear the normal MSNBC broken record of "Orangeman Bad", I was somewhat shocked to hear them all throw some serious shade at the present darling of the media, the Dems rising star and gift that keeps on giving, Alexandra Ocashew Cortex.

It seems the ridicule of ignorant pontificating from AOC has begun spreading beyond just her colleagues in congress to the friendly media that has until now glowingly amplifies every word she utters publicly.

Squinty started out this mornings extravaganza by criticizing the Congresswoman for her spiking the ball after news that Amazon had pulled plans to build a second headquarters in New York was announced. “New York City wasn’t handing cash to Amazon. It was an incentive program based on job creation producing tax revenue. There isn’t a $3 billion pile of money that can now be spent on subways or education.”

The resident Morning Joe Show bowel movement, Donny Deutsch, warned this woman was " extremely dangerous" and “we are in a dangerous place and if people in the party doesn’t start to speak up against people like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who is young and dynamic but does not know what she’s talking about, they’re going to hand the presidency back to Donald Trump.”

Then some alleged republican political analyst named Susan Del Percio dropped the most significant diss of AOC of the day saying “What’s shocking to me is once again she shows how little she understands not just basic economics, but even unemployment. She needs to learn basic things about what it is to be a representative.”

Even the lovely Meat Puppet, able to put together her daily coherent thought chimed in "I watch AOC with a lot of hope but I’m cringing, and I would love to give her some advice."

Panic has begun to set in not because AOC is a young and ignorant loose cannon, but because she has let the cat out of the bag and saying exactly what the Dems really have in store for America, but don't want you to know......

Congressman's Brilliant Video Compares “Green New Deal” To The Legendary Disastrous Fyre Festival

The left has never really learned how to meme, they're so caught up in anger. We on the right just see the world through a different set of lenses, and the results can sometimes be absolutely brilliant. Case in point, a video comparing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s “Green New Deal” to the now legendary fraud, The Fyre Festival.

For those not familiar with the Fyre Festival, it can be summed up as a brilliantly marketed scam that promised millennials the concert event of a lifetime, filled with models, private islands, five-star foods, and all the things that would make your Instagram quiver.

The promo itself was a marvel to behold. 

It turned out to be a poorly planned, poorly executed disaster that screwed over attendees, workers, and more. Instead of five-star meals, attendees were treated to cheese slices and sandwich bread. Instead of villas and high-class tents, they were treated to a camp with FEMA tents. The Fyre Festival has now become a leading symbol of overpromises that lead to disaster. So it was inevitable that the Green New Deal was going to be mentioned in the same breath.

Enter Rep. Mark Walker, vice-chair of the House GOP. Instead of simply making the comparison, Walker recreated the famous promo video and reworked it so it referenced AOC’s greatest joke on the people. “After the success of the Fyre Festival, we bring you the Green New Deal,” tweeted Walker, adding the hashtag “GND is Fyre.

A Savage Burn, and Brilliant Troll!

After the success of the Fyre Festival, we bring you the Green New Deal. #GNDisFyre pic.twitter.com/uNzT42ZbNV

— Rep. Mark Walker (@RepMarkWalker) February 13, 2019

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It's the Fun New Game......What If You Had to Defend Kamala

From riding her respectable East Indian heritage while attaining prominence in the "white supremacist power structure" to playing identity politics by passing herself off now as a down with the struggle, former Hip-Hop diggin', reefer tokin' negro princess from Oakland trolling for the black vote as a presidential candidate, now comes an exciting new game: "What If You Had to Defend Kamala."  

(Ann Althouse)

We Have Allowed The Camel's Nose Under the Tent

Ilhan Omar is not “uniquely American”as  a glowing New York Times profile once proclaimed.  She is profoundly alien to everything your ancestors took for granted. She has showed open contempt for traditional America and is obviously working to undermine it. This is why she found a welcome place in a Democratic Party that wants open borders and sees white men as America’s greatest threat.

The Somali born congresswoman from Minnesota is back in the news. She is being blasted by both Democrats and Republicans for tweeting that the American-Israeli Public Affairs Committee sets America’s Middle-East policies by donating lavishly to congressional campaigns. House members accused her of “trafficking in anti-Semitic tropes".*

Omar gets attention whether she opens her mouth or not. She always wears a hijab—the first U.S. representative ever to do so. Congress had to scrap an old policy prohibiting head wear in the house chamber just to accommodate her. The hijab symbolizes much of what Rep. Omar is—a direct challenge to the historic American nation. She’s the picture politician brought to us by mass immigration and identity politics. This is why the media adore her despite the many charges of “anti-Semitism.”  The Times quoted Miss Omar’s father telling her that American children teased her at school “because they feel threatened in some way by your existence.” This seems to have established how Ms Omar views the country she now represents. According to the Times, she began wearing the hijab after the 9/11 attacks to flaunt her “otherness” in opposition to America, a country she thought was a false promised land since “the first day we arrived.”*

A common theme for Rep. Omar is that America is run by racists and that whites are the greatest danger to the nation. During her campaign she tweeted that her critics were driven by white supremacy,  “A systems of white supremacy uses conspiracies and lies to smear those that threaten their narratives and power."  In an op-ed published shortly after her election, she blamed an alleged rise of hate crimes on President Trump and his supporters.*

The first Somali congresswoman doesn’t seem interested in her white constituents. When asked by a reporter how she will best represent white people, Rep. Omar retorted that whites are never asked how they will represent non-whites—an absurd claim—and said she hoped the question would never be brought up again.*

Omar is a strong supporter of immigration policies that would allow more people like her into the country. Her campaign platform called for abolishing Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), opposed any efforts to secure the border, backed sanctuary cities, and said she would “fight back against the criminalization of immigration and crossing the border.” Of course, Rep. Omar wants citizenship for all illegals in America, as well as green cards for everyone here under Temporary Protected Status. She has stated she wants to hike the number of refugees and asylum seekers to be admitted. She's not just the camel's nose under the tent, she's a cancer being fed by the media.

Perhaps Ms Omar should be more grateful for what America has blessed her with and thankful she's not still living in Mogadishu eating dirt and being raped by gun toting savages.....

* Excerpts from Robert Hampton, American Renaissance by permission.

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A Good Monday Morning

Time is Running Out Y'all: Get In Your Reservations For That Romantic Valentines Dinner at The Waffle House

You once-a-year Don Juans out there don’t forget that Waffle House is currently taking reservations for your Valentine’s Day dinner. I Shit You Not! “Hundreds of Waffle Houses across the country are now taking reservations for a romantic dinner with your main squeeze, complete with white tablecloths, candlelight and a special menu.”

What could possibly be more elegant and romantic than dinner at Waffle House I ask you? I mean that’s like at least a Two maybe, Three Michelin Star dining experience sure to impress even the most discerning of semi-sober Valentines. And although it’s not mentioned, chances are you’ll get a free show along with your fine dining experience. It might be a man falling through the ceiling, an armed robbery attempt, unruly teens being arrested by police, a customer being decorated like a cheeseburger, an employees brawling! All of these things have occurred at Waffle Houses across the country in the last couple years. Who knows what you’ll get to see?

And hey,  if you’re looking to adopt, you might even find an abandoned infant like this one! But if you’re really lucky maybe the lovely Myeisha might be out on bail that night, wander in naked and treat you and your special Valentine to a crack-induced lap dance!  

Like you, I had no idea this is the 12th year Waffle House has offered the magical event. You can a check a full list for a location near you. Viva la Romance! Viva Waffle House! 

(Fortunately, our local Waffle Houses are not Participating.....)


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The Clown Car Just Got a Little More Crowded....

  Lizzy Is All In - Vows Class Warfare
The party of diversity celebrates a rich, white woman running for president! 

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