MSNBC Beefs Up it's Libtard Race Baiter Lineup

After a disastrous year for msnbc in the personal department,  it seems to not know the adage "the definition of stupid is doing the same failed thing over and over" and is keeping with the losing strategy of hiring on- air personalities ate up with left wing retard symptoms that manifest in the assigning a racist motive to all conservatives words and deeds, especially white males.

Msnbc is said to be ready to give Miami Herald columnist and regular contributer to the network,  Joy-Ann Reid her own soap box in their daytime lineup. A highly experienced teleprompter reader and affirmative action Harvard grad, Ms Reid will be a perfect example of leftist diversity and perfect bookend to her counterpart at night, Rev. Al Sharpton. Racist accusations and a gallant defense of the Obama administration morn till night on the big Cuckoo. 

Reid in the past has defined the GOP in very inflammatory terms involving a 40-year-old pop culture reference:

"Think of the Republican Party as kind of a three-legged stool, the business wing of the party, the religious right and kind of what you might sort of broadly call sort of the Archie Bunker wing, the kind of angry white male wing of the party..." 

 Ms. Reid is no stranger to attacking the GOP as a party of angry white men. In the past she has also claimed that black and Hispanic Republicans were mere “window-dressing”, and that CPAC attendees sympathize with slavery.  

In her world, Black people who stray from the Democrat Party are regularly intimidated and ridiculed by other black people.

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Barack Obama’s 2014 Election Theft Commission

Barack Obama attended a little meeting Wednesday at the White House that was all but ignored by both media and pundits. It’s with a group his White House, under the direction of Valerie Jarrett, initiated last year involving the election process. Now tell me reader, how comfortable are you with the idea of THIS White House, working extra hard to influence the upcoming election process? Yeah, me neither…
Check out this portion of the president's White House schedule for Wednesday:

10:45 am || Meets with the President’s Commission on Election Administration on voter access.

Here’s an official blurb on the newly formed group, from May of 2013:

Presidential Commission on Election Administration Launched

WASHINGTON, May 21, 2013 — The Presidential Commission on Election Administration was officially launched today, following President Barack Obama’s State of the Union pledge to identify non-partisan ways to shorten lines at polling places, promote the efficient conduct of elections, and provide better access to the polls for all voters.

Now check out this public statement given Wednesday by this same organization:

Presidential Commission on Election Administration Presents Recommendations to President Obama

WASHINGTON, Jan. 22, 2014 – The Presidential Commission on Election Administration today presented President Obama with a series of recommendations designed to help local and state elections officials improve all voters’ experience in casting their ballots. The Report is based on a six-month study conducted by the 10-Member Commission of the problems that have plagued voting in the past and the issues that will confront the American voter in the future.

The Commission concluded unanimously that the “problems that hinder the efficient administration of elections are both identifiable and solvable.” The Report offers certain key recommendations and numerous administrative best practices to improve the problem areas identified in the President’s Executive Order charging the Commission.

Ah yes, the use of Executive Order. It is no accident that Barack Obama so recently came out declaring himself ready to expand his use of Executive Power even further in 2014 – just as it is no accident Executive Power is a foundational component of this newly formed Election Commission.

h/t Ulsterman

Mr. Schumer.....Your are the Reason There is a Tea Party

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Judicial Watch: Vice President Joe Biden's $115,777 Taxpayer Funded Aspen Ski Trip

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President Signs Executive Order to Extend 5 Second Rule

(MFNS) Washington - The president today took an important step, without congressional approval, in forwarding the agenda he set for his second term. Sighting a study by Manchester Metropolitan University on food safety, Obama ordered the FDA to extend the 5 second rule for food that has hit the floor.

"The government is to tackle food poverty by officially doubling the five allowable seconds for food dropped on the floor to ten seconds" Obama told a small group gathered at the White House. "The action could see millions of pounds worth of pizza slices, nachos and ice cream reclassified as edible".

"I've got a pen and I've got a phone -- and I will use that pen to sign executive orders and take executive actions and administrative actions to move the ball forward on important issues like this 5 second rule extension."  

An FDA spokesman said: “We knew that any dropped food item is perfectly safe to eat if retrieved within five seconds. This applied irrespective of whether the surface was carpet, wood or whatever and how clean it was. But further research has shown that germs are actually even slower to notice the food and leap onto it than previously thought, so we are able to double that limit. And obviously if you’re drunk – which boosts natural immunities to bacteria, colds and gastric illness – that can be extended to 60 seconds provided a pet hasn’t started licking it.”

The extension is one of many measures introduced to stop food waste, including a ‘three strikes’ law giving mandatory life sentences to anyone repeatedly buying and not eating bagged salad.

The Executive Order also brought in a sliding scale for sell-by dates based on income, with any household earning less than the median family income level instructed to ignore them and eat away.

The FDA spokesman continued: “There’s no food crisis and there’s no need for food banks, which aren’t proper banks anyway because they don’t pay their workers huge food bonuses.

Afterward, the President invited the media and guest to lunch after the signing and told them “Now shut up and eat your dinner or you won’t get any pudding.”