So-Called Comprehensive Immigration Reform

"Comprehensive immigration reform' is not meant to be reform. It is not comprehensive, and it has little to do with legal immigration. If it did, we would be told precisely how the border was first to be secured; on what grounds those illegal aliens with criminal records, those on public assistance and without a work history, and those who just arrived would be deported; and how legal immigration in the future would be adjudicated. All that is never quite spelled out, because activists do not want the border closed. They do not want anyone deported under any circumstances. They do not want legal immigration to be meritocratic and ethnically and racially blind. But they cannot say that publicly, so they revert to the slurs of 'nativist' and 'racist.' To the degree that any would-be reformer wishes any of the above clarifications, it is probably only on the assumption that Barack Obama won’t enforce such laws anyway, but would pick and choose those that suit him, as he has in the past." - Victor Davis Hanson, Hoover Institution

Moochell Not Getting Paid For All The Hard Work She Does

Our nations First Lady wears many hats, and takes the responsibilities of her given position seriously, but sadly monetarily uncompensated. With the President on the road promoting his 'Take Down America' agenda, and the Vice president out doing whatever he does, she quietly takes the opportunity to sometime to do important work for the nation in their absents. 

Michelle Obama painting over Joe Biden's
crayon graffiti and pee splatters in the West Wing restroom

The Hill

"First lady Michelle Obama is “kind of a bad example” for the need for pay equality, President Obama joked Tuesday.

“I will say, the first lady’s kind of a bad example because the first lady doesn’t get paid. And she works pretty hard,” the president said at a roundtable discussion on manufacturing in Pittsburgh.

The quip came at the end of an extended discussion about how family-friendly policies were good for business. The White House has championed equal pay legislation that would provide additional protections for female workers, but the bill stalled in Congress earlier this year."

Perhaps the ol' gal is entitled to a long vacation at our expense or something.....you know.....to relive the stress of a hard days work of being important figure in the remaking of American. 

I've Become a Busty Gal

The 2014 Paul Revere Awards  

It is an Honor and a Privilege to be recognized for your work by a fellow blogger, someone who would know the time and effort it sometimes takes.

And that is why Diogenes Middle Finger is proud to announce the honor of a 2014 Paul Revere Award, presented by the most excellent Blogger and Photo-shopper, Curmudgeon of Political Clown Parade. 

"These bloggers are but a few of the brave and resolute men and women who hold down jobs and raise their families while standing guard over liberty. They don’t have big advertising on their sites nor do they have a bevy of contributing writers. They pore over information and bring their opinions to their readers in order to inform and warn.

They have the keen zest of the citizen whose patriotism is of the lusty type that causes them to take an active part in politics. They add humor and common sense. They deserve to be recognized."

Thank You My Dear, for Recognition of my work and of others. 

A complete list of this years recipients can be seen at Political Clown Parade.

Some Seem to Have Forgotten What America is All About

Sick and Tired of Being Lied to by this Pack of Bastards

The same pack of rats that take your house or your bank account

if they don't get what they demand...

The Internal Revenue Service says it can’t produce e-mails from six more employees involved in the targeting of conservative groups, according to two Republicans investigating the scandal.

The IRS recently informed Ways and Means chairman Dave Camp and subcommittee chairman Charles Boustany that computer crashes resulted in additional lost e-mails, including from Nikole Flax, the chief of staff to former IRS commissioner Steven Miller, who was fired in the wake of the targeting scandal. Lerner’s e-mails rekindled the targeting scandal and today’s news has further outraged investigators.

As noted at NewsBusters, ABC’s “World News with Diane Sawyer,” “NBC Nightly News” and “CBS Evening News” all neglected the bombshell on Monday night in favor of stories about Starbucks, Britain's little prince and the always newsworthy Alex Trebek.

BREAKING: GM Plans Recall of Every Car Every Built

(MFNS) Detroit - Due to todays newest recall of GM autos and  the furious amount of recalls of General Motor's products in resent months, our sources have been told GM is working on a plan to recall and buy back all vehicles ever made by the giant automaker.

GM executives are in talks with the Obama administration for permission and resources to undertake the largest buy back of a consumer product in history.  The United Auto Workers Union today enthusiastically said they are on board 100%.

United Auto Workers Union President Bob King

Bob King, UAW president told us " thanks to the suckers...uh... the American taxpayers for bailing out GM and our over-payed, ridiculously compensated and bloated retirement plans in the past....I'm confident they will lay out the cash and do it again in this plan buyback. Hey, sometime we have a bad year here and there and build really shitty cars. It happens."

GM's plans are to recall all cars and reimburse the owner on a pro-rated basis of between 85 to 100% of the vehicles original price. The credit for the reimbursement will go towards GM's newest creation, the futuristic "Peoples Car".

 The People's Car - 2015 Baracko

The new 'Baracko' is GM's latest creation and is said to be a 100% safe crash proof electric automobile, designed with state-of-the-art 21st century vacuum tube instrument technology, and with a total of only 9 moving parts for reliably and low maintenance.

Being a true 'People's Car' it will be personalized to the owners ethnicity by being issued in the colors Black ,White, Half-Black, Red, Yellow, Brown, and for those Gay Americans wanting to fly their freak flag, it also comes in a Rainbow Motif.

DEVELOPING....

A Clarification of the Matter.......

Which means she is still "dead broke".

h/t Blue