Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Is It Football Season Yet??


To commemorate the 80th anniversary of their first Top 20 AP college football poll, the Sports Monkeys at the Associated Press today announced their rankings of the Greatest Collegiate Football programs of all time. 
"College football is rich with history, and the AP poll is a unique measure of how the sport has changed through time. The all-time list lets fans interact with that history, and debate how the nation's top programs fared over time." -  Deputy Sports Editor, Noreen Gillespie 
According to the AP, the rankings were based on total poll appearances, number of times ranked No. 1 and AP national championships. The AP poll started on Oct. 19, 1936, with 20 teams before getting reduced to 10 teams (1961-67) and then expanding back to 20 in 1968. The AP Top 25, as we know it today, started with the 1989 football season. You can see the complete list of the 100 programs ranked here

AP Top 20 All-time
Great  Collegiate Football Programs:




Monday, August 1, 2016

The Last Throes of the Full Retard Left Before Obama Leaves Office


Being egged on by the words of a President and a racially bias Justice Department, The Black Lives Matter Movement released Monday their agenda, titled “A Vision for Black Lives: Policy Demands for Black Power, Freedom and Justice.” The agenda outlines six demands and offers 40 recommendations on how to address them. Movement organizers are calling for an end to the type of militarized police presence seen at protests in cities like Ferguson, and the retroactive decriminalization and immediate release of all people convicted of drug offenses, sex work related offenses and youth offenses.
“We seek radical transformation, not reactionary reform. As the 2016 election continues, this platform provides us with a way to intervene with an agenda that resists state and corporate power, an opportunity to implement policies that truly value the safety and humanity of Black lives, and an overall means to hold elected leaders accountable.”
The group also is calling for the passage of a bill that would create a commission to study reparations for descendants of slaves.

Fueled largely by social media, the movement has grabbed the attention of elected officials, including President Barack Obama – who has invited activists to the White House to discuss their grievances and possible solutions. 

While these same black activist refuse to address the crime, drugs and black on black crime in their own neighborhoods,  brainless white liberals join the BLM movement as the black crime spills over into their neighborhoods as they stupidly point fingers at the very law enforcement there to help prevent it. 

And all the while, they continue to turn power over to people with bigoted views and bad judgment like this:

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, July 30, 2016

MFNS Uncovers Lost Hillary Clinton Interview Clips



Middle Finger News has gone to great lengths to uncovered surviving clips of a  Hillary Clinton  interview with Bulgarian State Television believed to have been lost for years. The short clips are from early 1992, about the time Bill Clinton was falling badly in the New Hampshire primary polls, the Gennifer Flowers affair had come to light and hopes of Hillary's chances of becoming First Lady, or any future in politics seemingly being dashed. 

The interview, shot on state of the art Russian 8mm film was believed to have been destroyed during the tragic nationwide Bulgarian sewer overflow. But even after the 1992 election of Bill Clinton as 42nd President, rumors persisted of frames that survived.   





Friday, July 29, 2016

That Look You Get When the Devil Drops By to Remind You That You Own Him Bigtime!


"Dressed symbolically all in white (as though she were a bride or a monarch enjoying her privilege du blanc), she delivered a speech that was one part It Takes a Village and eleven parts old State of the Union speeches from Barack Obama and her husband. Her presentation was her usual hectoring -- she is not capable of speaking in another mode -- and one of her themes was the superiority of collective action to atomistic individualism, as though she were running against Ayn Rand rather than Donald Trump. She decried 'mean rhetoric' and then said that people who operate their businesses in ways that displease her are unpatriotic. She suggested that pillaging high-earning individuals and companies with confiscatory taxes could fund an endless goody bag of patronage for her constituents."
"I.e., the usual Hillary."

Fishnet Friday