Bathtub Musings From the Wilds of the Frozen South

* If someone comes to me asking for advice I usually assume they're out of all other rational options. 🤣

* It seems to me very irresponsible to start new year the day after a year as bad as 2023 was ends. Borderline recklessness.

* I'm considering being fully delusional this year to see where it takes me because being sensible hasn't glean the results I was looking for.

* Am I the only one who noticed not once in the Fast and Furious movies did they stop for any gas?

* Gentlemen, "fuck me up" is never the appropriate response to the waiter at The Olive Garden when they ask you how much cheese you want.

* Do Not mess with Librarians....the inner strength required to meticulously care for history's greatest works of literature and then just let total strangers borrow them willy nilly is Jedi level stuff.

* One disorienting thing about getting older that no one tells you about is how weird it feels to get a passionate, extremely wrong lecture from a much younger person about verifiable historical events you can personally remember very well.

* Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.

* I wonder if the Virgin Mary was like, you can just call me Mary, there is no need.

* Ever take you glasses off at night and think damn, natural selection would have taken my ass a long time ago if it weren't for the development of optometry!

* My dentist gave me Amoxicillin my last visit and said you can't drink while taking it, so I'm doing the mature thing and heeding his warning and not taking the medicine.

* The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing!

* I've been told before I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up in shipping and handling. 🤣🤣

~ Thank You Larwyn's Linx@ Doug Ross Journal for the Linkage! ~

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Until the roads are passable and the internet dude can get to my shack and bring me a new modem I probably won't be posting but will be checking in on my mobile talking device thingy.

A Good Monday Morning

Sunday Soothingness

Winter has arrived, so for you, some warm Sunday Soothingness.  Another choice morsel drawn from your Beloved Blog Editrix's personal digs, I give you a track titled "Rainmaker" lifted from the classic 1971 Traffic album "The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys."

Enjoy your Sunday. And to everyone this side of the equator, Stay Warm.

 

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

 ~ No Tuxedos Required ~

   Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Middle Finger Symphony Chair of Music

Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.

We're almost two weeks into 2024 and the democrat crazy train shows no sign of slowing. Bedlam and insanity are forecast to continue, with a major proliferation of lies, insults, misrepresentations, kicking and spitting, and media meltdowns.

And your Beloved Blog Editrix, Who Loves Each and Everyone of You, wants to make clear there will be no acceptance on her part, of an offer, of any kind or amount, to coach Alabama Crimson Tide Football. 

Regular ground rules apply...... and don't give the Sasquatch any liquor, and use the Coasters.

The floor is yours.......

And They Are Good Liars Too.

The average leftist follower is decidedly non-intellectual and reacts to everything like a cat with a laser-pointer dot, i.e., mindlessly attacking it, oblivious to everything else, oblivious and unconcerned about the destruction its attacks cause, and accomplishing nothing except chaos, disorder, and destruction.

That chaos, disorder, and destruction, however, is exactly the thing that the most elite leftist leaders want. And they are intelligent and intellectual in the same manner that Hitler and Goebbels were - capable of satanic-level hatred.

~ Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage! ~