Michigan AG Candidate Really Wants You to Know She Won't Be Whipping Out Her Penis

Michigan Attorney and Candidate for State Attorney General, Dana Nessel,  decided to capitalize on all the recent male sexual harassment news by reassuring voters she is running on a "no Johnson" platform and that there is no way she would show anyone her Penis.  And since the left has gone to great lengths to explained to us that you can call yourself a woman and indeed have a penis, it's important for this Democrat to point out to voters that she is not so equipped and has no penis to flash at you or her staff if elected. 

After watching her campaign commercial I hope she is as emphatic about keeping her moustache shaved as not doing any staff harassin' or showing her no-no parts.

And I ask you, in this video below, does she not look like
 Anthony Weiner in Drag????

Vote for me because I have a vagina.

Is anyone else getting a feeling of deja vu all over again here?

[CBS Detroit]
H/T Broadside Betty

The Left's Circular Firing Squad Training Video

Here is a (now very awkward) segment of a pants-less Matt Lauer exposing himself to four NBC women, saying "Drink it in ladies!"
One of them asks "Again Matt?"
Savannah Guthrie tells Lauer "Stop it. You're making me lactate." pic.twitter.com/tuLtro5etE

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) November 29, 2017

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Al Franken should resign? That’s absurd.

By Garrison Keillor

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And life comes at you fast.....

STATEMENT FROM MINNESOTA PUBLIC RADIO REGARDING GARRISON KEILLOR AND A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION NOVEMBER 29, 2017 - Minnesota Public Radio (MPR) is terminating its contracts with Garrison Keillor and his private media companies after recently learning of allegations of his inappropriate behavior with an individual who worked with him. Last month, MPR was notified of the allegations which relate to Mr. Keillor's conduct while he was responsible for the production of A Prairie Home Companion (APHC). MPR President Jon McTaggart immediately informed the MPR Board Chair, and a special Board committee was appointed to provide oversight and ongoing counsel. In addition, MPR retained an outside law firm to conduct an independent investigation of the allegations.

AssHat of the Year 2016

Citing Continued Butt Hurt, CNN Will Be Boycotting White House Christmas Party

CNN may very well be the best example of a bloated corpse rotting in the middle ground of the wasteland that is American cable news. And being ground zero for Trump's criticism of “fake News” and childish journalist nonsense like the recent PieGate, the journalistic snoop dogs of CNN told POLITICO Tuesday it will be boycotting the Trump White House Christmas party for the media this year:

“CNN will not be attending this year's White House Christmas party.  In light of the President's continued attacks on freedom of the press and CNN, we do not feel it is appropriate to celebrate with him as his invited guests. We will send a White House reporting team to the event and report on it if news warrants.” 

Now I'm pretty sure this news didn't break any hearts around the White House, and as a hint how the self-important breaking news was received, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweeted out Tuesday night:

“Christmas comes early! Finally, good news from @CNN.”

And CNN surely knew what was coming, a predicable sarcastic twitter eruption:

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Boycotting is almost like an extension of CNN’s stupid #FactsFirst campaign; that is, an empty gesture to regain some credibility that never should have been lost in the first place. But here we are........

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Donald & Melania Bring Class Back To The People's House Christmas Celebration

Make no doubt about it, Christmas is in full gear at the White House this year. Gone are the Mao ornaments and Angela Davis Fuzzy Headed Troll Angels and Little Mexican Flags, replaced with traditional tree ornaments and nativity scene.  

Trump has long rejected the politically correct trend of bucking the friendly “Merry Christmas” with the generic “Happy Holidays.” After the 2016 election, but before taking office, Trump vowed to a Michigan crowd, “We’re going to start saying “Merry Christmas again!” 

And the First Family shows a simple, but bold statement by wishing a real “Merry Christmas” in their card for the season.

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Obama Hawaii Postcard Holiday Greeting 2015

The First Lady dazzled invited guest as she toured the decorated premises with the aptly named “Time-honored Traditions” Christmas theme complete with "Nutcracker"ballet performers.  

......and thank God the days of polluting the Peoples House with trashy celebrities, race baiters and urban riffraff are over, at least for now.

BlackLivesMatter's Deray Mckesson (left) and Johnetta Elzie (center)

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Where Are The Falling Pianos When You Need Them

A perfect analogy of Truth vs. Reality in the the media:  The WH press corps and pundits are more outraged over Trump calling out Lizzy Warren for lying about her heritage than they are over Warren lying about her heritage.

Trump Calls For Media Competition

DT - Judging from the hysterical overreaction to President Trump’s calling out of CNN International for presenting a distorted view of the USA to the rest of the world, he seriously struck a nerve with the thoroughly discredited network. CNN’s talking heads were just fit to be tied as they counter-attacked Trump and discredited boobs from across the fake news media were quick to pile on.

One of them being Michael Hayden who is given great gravitas by the mercenary media for being a former director of the CIA – the same agency that brought the country the infamous Operation Mockingbird where the goons at Langley actually had so-called “journalists” on the payroll.

"If this is who we are or who we are becoming, I have wasted 40 years of my life. Until now it was not possible for me to conceive of an American President capable of such an outrageous assault on truth, a free press or the first amendment."

While Hayden is always trotted out as some sort of authority it is never mentioned that he was ALSO the head of the National Security Agency right BEFORE and DURING 9/11.  Being in charge of the agency presiding over the biggest intelligence fuck-up in the history of this nation shouldn’t make him much of an authority on anything let alone national security. Considering Hayden’s performance at NSA, he shouldn’t be able to get a job as a manager at a local Whataburger today.

But that is the way that it works here in the USSA where “news” is really nothing more than propaganda and has been that way AT LEAST since former President Barack Obama repealed the ban on such crap being delivered to domestic audiences with a drastic overhaul of the Smith-Mundt Act that went into effect shortly after he was reelected. 

Being that the entire media is now suspect and nobody should believe a damned thing that any of the major anti-Trump networks have to say, leave it to Trump to throw another fistful of mud into their eyes with a Monday morning tweet proposing something new. 

 A FAKE NEWS TROPHY! 

Do we even have to wait to announce a winner? CNN is the New England Patriots of fake news, a dynasty of bullshit that has racked up an impressive string of dominant victories over the truth for years and especially since Trump’s election. I know that the rest of the liberal jagwads will be absolutely crushed – most of all at the Washington Post and at MSNBC – but there will be participation trophies aplenty.

A Good Monday Morning

Terror Comes to My Little Corner of the World

Initially Reported As A Terrorist Attack

No one is 100% safe. Terror can strike anywhere, when you least expect it just as it did here where I live on an autumn afternoon in peaceful North Louisiana this weekend.  Fortunately for me, I was in far away Tiger Stadium enjoying LSU brutalize the Texas Aggies and didn't have to personally witness the unthinkable act of despicable humanity visited upon some of my fellow citizens.  You can Read The News Account HERE.

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required * 

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Bless His Heart. M&M Is All Butt Hurt and Confused Cause Trump Is Ignoring Him and His Childish Petulant Rant

Eminem, The Lena Dunham of Hip Hop

I find it really hard to take seriously a uneducated blonde-headed 45 year old white guy pretending to be a badass black thug starved for attention.  The annoying and talentless entertainer Eminem, best know as a white boy anomaly in the rap world and for his amazing ability to do what 6 year old school children are good at, rhyming words, is pissed off that Donald Trump is outright ignoring him after he excoriated Trump and his presidency.

In an extremely emotional display of childlike anger and frustration, Eminem vilified the president in a four-minute freestyle rap during last months BET Hip Hop Awards.  Trump did respond to rapper Snoop Dogg for mocking his assassination on an album cover, so Eminem was expecting some retaliation and publicity, but it never came. Never happened. Not even a tweet. Nothing.

In an interview last week the Great White Dope expressed his displeasure that the president didn’t respond to “The Storm.”

“I was and still am extremely angry.  I can’t stand that motherf***er. I feel like he’s not paying attention to me. I was kind of waiting for him to say something and for some reason, he didn’t say anything.......”

When even Trump thinks you are too insignificant to respond to, it’s time to come to grips with your own irrelevancy.  Maybe M&M should just try and snag the next vacancy with the Trump vilifying, screeching banshee Joy Behar and the ladies of 'The View". 

Fishnet Friday