Turning it Around on The Daily Kosholes

April 19 - 7:56PM

Today, NewsBusters posted an article from The Daily Kos called: "Republicans Are Corruption Incarnate"(I don't link to The Kos site directly: I won't give them the traffic)
The Kos daily leftist tripe is legendary for misinformation and misinterpretation of the world in general. 

So, to have a little fun and demonstrate the twisted world of The Kosholes, I turned the article around on them by simply changing the words Republican to Democrat and replacing words like Taxes with government handouts, along with some other key words for effect. Things fell right into place. My changes are all in Italics.

I'm planning to submit it back to them....and yes, my spam filters are on full alert! 

Fun with the Kosholes

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"Democrats Are Corruption Incarnate."

For those of us who wallow in politics, this is hardly a revelation - we deal day in and day out with the fact that the Democrat Party is more of a criminal syndicate than a political organization with any sort of ideas. It exists to serve its leaders and financiers alone, and actively wages war on the United States of America from within its own institutions in order to benefit a minority of the population. We scramble desperately to look for plausible reasons why a person with the remotest semblance of decency and responsibility could be completely blind to the daily drumbeat of criminality, lies, and hate that is the only output of Democrat politics.

Democrat voters are not misguided; they are not honest, hardworking people who've misjudged the situation; they are not patriotic Americans led astray by charismatic (ha!) leaders. They are just degenerate people whose corruption is commensurate to their means.

They vote Democrat for one reason, and one reason only: Because Democrats bribe them in every single election. Every...single...time. To my knowledge, there has not been an election in decades in which a Democrat did not promise a another government program, even where there was zero rational justification for them. They promise handouts in times of plenty as a "reward" for good work, and promise extended unemployment benefits in lean times as a senseless "economic stimulus" that goes against every reality of economics. They promise domestic  tranquility - short-lived though such times are whenever Leftist have any say in the matter -  a post racial society which they are ever-eager to stir up. And they may have believed their own bullshit about tax increases being economically beneficial back in the Clinton administration, but that fantasy has evaporated like a fart in the wind: They have no such illusions. They just want the money NOW, and they don't care how they get it or what the consequences are.

So they demand bribes for their votes, and their chosen leaders deliver them. Since the rich finance Democrat campaigns (i.e. Goldman Sacks and Morgan Stanley) they get the biggest share of the handouts, but the middle-class gets screwed - and the democrat dependent class doesn't care that every dollar they receive from taxes comes with a bill for $5 in reduced services, collapsing infrastructure, and lost economic opportunity. They just don't give a shit. Because they're receiving taxpayer money  - they don't care whether it's a net benefit or not - all they're demanding is the pleasure of receiving a wad of cash, even if they have to fork over ten times as much in hidden value. These are the people who vote Democrat: The lowest, most degenerate among the corrupt, who would sell the oxygen in their lungs for a whiff of a government handout.

Someone should tell these real-life orcs that selling their votes is immoral and un-American, especially the next time they trot out some bullshit about "voter fraud" because young Tea Party members are daring to register. And if they deny it, go ahead and dare them to talk about the last time they voted for someone who wasn't promising them a wasteful social program. Dare them to name the last person their party even nominated who wasn't blaming Republicans for their problems. If anyone tried to outbid their chosen candidate, democrat voters would just take both bribes and still vote for the greater of two evils out of sheer spite for mankind. They want the money - ALL OF IT. They will liquidate this nation to get it, and die happy watching their own grand-children starve.

Thank You IOTW for the Link

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What Ever Happened To The Moderate Democrats?

The Looking Spoon 

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More Vintage Media Nonsense

Media (and campaign communications) Malpractice

This article is another bit of proof that reporters either don't get it or they're part of an obfuscation team. Here's the title to the article:

"The bubble wars: Obama and Romney battle over who is “out of touch”

It goes downhill after that:

"One way to think about the 2012 presidential campaign is as a battle between two houses: Barack Obama’s White House and Mitt Romney’s San Diego house. The Romney campaign would like to make Obama a prisoner to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., turning every perk and privilege of the presidency into a sign that he is far removed from the people he is supposed to lead, especially anyone struggling in this economy. “Years of flying around on Air Force One, surrounded by an adoring staff of true believers telling you what a great job you are doing, well, that might be enough to make you a little out of touch,” said Mitt Romney after his Wisconsin primary victory.

The Obama campaign has a similar idea. They would like you to think of Mitt Romney as a man so encased in wealth that he can afford esoteric luxuries like the new car elevator planned for his San Diego home. (At Obama headquarters, they’ve named the elevators Romney 1 and 2 for each of his wife’s Cadillacs.) “Gov. Romney calls the president out of touch,” Joe Biden said last week in his dual role as attack dog and envoy to The Everyman. “Hey, how many of y’all have a Swiss bank account? How many of you have somewhere between $20 and $100 million in your [retirement account]?”

Let’s settle this ASAP. Neither man is a man of the people. They both have their vulnerabilities with ‘out-of-touch’ voters. Then again, I don't care about the images war.

This is an open-and-shut case. Obama’s economic policies have been a total disaster. If I was paid $50 for each time the President or his on-staff spinmeisters or the media talked about the economy “turning the corner,” I’d be a millionaire.

The thing is that if you’re constantly “turning the corner”, you’re going in circles.

Job growth has been, putting it politely, inconsistent at best. Economic growth has been anemic well after the recession ended. Without consistent, strong GDP growth, the economy will never truly recover.

You’re in trouble if your campaign slogan is ‘Stick with me; the economy might recover.”

Obama has proven that he’s wedded to the failed economic policies of socialism. He’s an anti-capitalist. What’s worse is that he’s shown a propensity for making ideology-driven decisions rather than doing what’s right for the nation.

Mitt can reassure undecided voters that he’s the right man for the job by using his stump speeches to explain why Obama’s policies have failed or when his policies have succeeded in the past. Presidential elections are about, at least partially, who does the best job of assuring voters that they’re the right man for the job. The sooner Mitt’s campaign focuses on that rather than on tit-for-tat communications, the quicker this race will be decided. 

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Interview with the FDOTUS

Big Fur Hat@IOTW.com

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Update: In light of today's news that Barack Obama ate dog meat as a child, 
 FDOTUS has gone into hiding......

Reluctantly, I'm In....

It's not going to be easy defending a candidate with more flip-flops than a Venice Beach surf shop, but with reluctance I am going to hold my nose and support Mitt Romney.  At least he can't easily be eaten. So let's get on with it.......

Image:sweasel.com

And They're Off: Obama and Romney Start
Race Nose to Nose in Pew Research Poll.

National Journal

"A new Pew Research Center Poll shows President Obama with a narrow 49 percent to 45 percent lead over likely Republican nominee Mitt Romney, results that are in line with another national survey this week showing the two starting the general election race on a more or less even playing field."

Keep Reading

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President's Dog Goes Into Hiding

Much has been made about Mitt Romney, in 1983, putting his family dog Seamus in a kennel on top of his roof and driving from Boston to Canada.

The dog-eat-dog world of the 2012 presidential campaign just got a little nastier.

Obama Dog Recipes
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Fuzzy Takes to Her Blackboard

Fuzzy Slippers has taken on the monumental task of explaining one aspect of the twisted thinking by our friends on the left in a series she's calling Top 5 Lies Leftists Believe About Conservatives. This series should be well worth the read.
Here is the Introduction to first installment - Lie #5 

"We often hear that we need to have a “national dialogue” about this issue or that, or we hear that the goal of political discourse is “compromise.” But as the ideological, socio-cultural, and political divides in this nation become more stark, I wonder if such a dialogue and/or discourse is possible . . . or even desirable. How do you have a conversation (much less a “conversation as a nation”) with someone who not only doesn’t accept any viewpoint but their own but who also is utterly incapable of even comprehending your stance? Someone who willfully misunderstands it often simply to further their own ends?"

 "There are so many things that leftists get wrong about conservatives that it was truly difficult to pick the top five [note: I'd intended to put them all in this post, but as usual, I just went on and on, so am breaking it up into five separate posts, a series if you will]. I decided to select them based on the weight of their contribution to our inability to “work with” and/or “compromise with” leftists and on their relative import to the preservation of our Constitutional Republic (it should be noted, that trying to converse and compromise with someone who doesn't even share your goal is an exercise in futility.)"

#5. Conservatives are fascists.............Keep  Reading

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