Monday, May 16, 2016

Don’t Ask The Question .........If You’re Not Prepared for the Answer.



Singer Daryl Hall Verbally Bitch Slaps
Salon.com Interviewer

The crazies at Salon.com have become some of the most enthusiastic proponents of the 'Cultural Appropriation' bandwagon, piloted by the left on behalf of racist blacks and hispanics. But one interviewer walked right into a buzz saw spouting this nonsense recently in an interview with singer Daryl Hall of Hall and Oats...

One of the current debates is over “cultural appropriation” – The idea that white people should not appropriate the culture of ethnic and racial minorities. I know that you don’t like the term “blue eyed soul.” Have you followed this conversation?
"Are you trying to say that I don’t own the style of music that I grew up with and sing? I grew up with this music. It is not about being black or white. That is the most naïve attitude I’ve ever heard in my life. That is so far in the past, I hope, for everyone’s sake. It isn’t even an issue to discuss. The music that you listened to when you grew up is your music. It has nothing to do with “cultural appropriation.”
I agree with you, but…
"I’m glad that you do, because anyone who says that should shut the fuck up."
Well, this entire critique is coming back…
"I’m sorry to hear it. Who is making these critiques? Who do they write for? What are their credentials to give an opinion like that? Who are they?"
Much of it is academic.
"Well, then they should go back to school. Academia? Now, there’s a hotbed of idiocy!"
"We live in America. That’s our entire culture. Our culture is a blend. It isn’t split up into groups. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool – worse than a fool – a dangerous fool."
I also know that you don’t like the term “blue eyed soul”…
"No, and it is for this very reason. There is no color to soul. Soul music comes from the heart........." 
Maybe Salon should abide by their own idiotic philosophy, and encourage blacks and hispanics to get off the #@&%* Internet, because they didn't freakin' invent it! 

(h/t Nod to the Gods)

A Good Monday Morning

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Protect Yourself From Hillary: You Too Can Have the Brain Force of Alex Jones and Roger Stone


We all realize we live in dangerous times, and we are reminded daily by the Tinfoil Hat brigades that conspiracies lurk around ever corner. And former Richard Nixon dirty trickster and super-important truth-teller Roger Stone wants America to know that he’s ready for anything Hillary Clinton is personally planning to throw at him, because this isn’t his first dance and he knows the Clinton Mafia likes to play rough. 

Like that time they totally killed JFK Jr. by blowing up his plane and miraculously making the wreckage look like it hit the water intact. So it should be no surprise that Stone, in an interview Thursday with the self confessed late night cockroach assassin on Alex Jones' Fantasy Internet Fest, warned Hillary Clinton: If she comes at the King, she'd best not miss. 

Stone, a man who is so tough that he has a tattoo of Richard Nixon between his shoulder blades, is a man who laughs at danger, but that does not mean he doesn't take precautions (not that he'd ever compromise Tactical Ops by providing any details of course). Noting that “My security people asked me not to talk about it,” Stone allowed as how he has indeed “increased my personal security and that around my home,” since he's well aware “the Clintons have a track record of having people commit suicide. 

We have no doubt he sleeps with a machete, plus maybe a shiv made out of a human femur. Nevertheless, knowing that his life is in peril every moment, he offered this warning not to believe the Clinton lie machine if something should happen to him:
"Alex. If in a couple weeks they tell you that I committed suicide because I was depressed, or if I get hit by a truck crossing the street, or if they tell you I was killed in a freak hunting accident, don’t believe it. Hillary Clinton’s the major perp and she needs to be exposed.  I’m in perfectly good health, I’m in a great mood. I am working 18-hour days.......I’m gonna be honest with you. I wouldn’t make it without Brain Force. I went online, I bought some Brain Force. I pop those in the morning, I pop those at night, I get four, five hours more work!"   
The “Hillary’s gonna kill me” stuff was a perfect segue to a glowing endorsement for Alex Jones’s tremendous nutritional supplement scam pills, which promise to help you “Flip the switch and supercharge your state of mind,” because Brain Force is “the next generation of neural activation.” Only $29.95 for 30 capsules! (Daily dosage: 2 capsules a day) Better get you some Brain Force capsules so YOU won’t be caught off guard by the Clinton Death Machine! [Machete sold separately]



Somehow, thinking of a bunch of Alex Jones fans sending him money for BRAIN FORCE pills to enhance their neurons (already protected by tinfoil hats) gives us a warm peppy glow that’s sure to take us through the weekend. And at no cost whatsoever!
   

Friday, May 13, 2016

Photo: The Moment They Hear the Sound of Deadly Gas Being Unleashed

 A Royal Fart  Echoes Through the Room. Just Seconds Before Panic Hits the Group

☭☭☭☭☭

Y'all Give Earl a Big Round of Applause!

A few years ago, I came across an image that really made me laugh out loud. A reverse image search led me to "Earl of Taint".  The few post I found there were absolutely hilarious. Earl and I quickly became friends, and I, one of his Biggest Fans. His unique wit and talent put him in a special class. And he has gone on to carved out his own niche in the world of humorous conservative agitprop. (take a scroll through his archives)

If you are not already a fan of "Earl of Taint", you haven't been there!

Today is Earl's 4th Blogiversary. And I Congratulate you Earl on a job well done, and we look forward to seeing what comes from that 
unique mind of yours in the future. ♥


Now, Y'all go by and give Earl a Shout!


Thursday, May 12, 2016

Going All Medieval on Modern Technology's Ass

A re-enactor participating in the International Festival of Historical Reconstruction of the Early Middle Ages in Russia was so irritated by a drone buzzing overhead he decided to go all  Medieval on it......a perfect shot.


(h/t American Mirror)