A Good Monday Morning

Bad Times For The Circus Business......

Local Lefty Business Man Extends Welcome To Refugees

Blinkie Carsdale - Owner Operator of Mystical Coffee Bar and Bong Emporium 

My Independent Coffee Shop Welcomes All Refugees That Can Afford a Six Dollar Latte

Op-ed by Blinkie Carsdale

The Mystical Coffee Bar is all about coffee and inclusion. That is why our new policy is that all refugees are always welcome in our café so long as they can afford a six dollar small latte (cash only).

Owning a small independent coffee shop is about more than just making money. It's about being a part of a community. A community that we would love to welcome you into, just as soon as you decide what drink you would like. I take my role as a community leader very seriously. I'm not just some uncaring businessman ripping people off. I am fueling the members of my neighborhood as they start their day so they can go out and make a difference in the world.

This would probably be a good time to mention each refugee needs to buy his or her own drink if they wish to stay in the café.

Now I know that our latté’s aren't cheap, especially on a refugee salary, but that's because we pay our workers a fair wage and only use cruelty-free beans in our coffee. We charge more because we are fighting back against a capitalistic system that marginalizes common people to enrich the powerful. Moments like these are why I started my own business. I truly look forward to you coming to the register with your six dollars (cash only) so I can show you how much The Mystical Coffee Bar supports the downtrodden of our society.  

But I do have to ask that you not beg our customers for money. It makes them feel uncomfortable.

Middle Finger Symphony Theater

* No Tuxedos Required *

Brought To You By BLUESJUNKY: Chair of Music - Middle Finger Symphony Music Director

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

And Now a Word From Rod.......

Barky Surprises His Best Bud With The Highest Honor

The outgoing President has honored his bestest friend Joe Biden with the highest honor in the land. And we here at DMF whole heartedly agree, if not for the same reasons as Barky.

Through Obama's eight long years of lies, deceit and narcissism, Joe Biden has supplied America with the best in comic relief. He was a boon of material for bloggers and graphic artist as no other outside the White House.  You earned it Joe, for just being yourself and giving us so many opportunities. And I'm sure if there was a Blogger Community Award for best comedic inspiration, you'd win the day!

We gonna miss ya Handsome Joe!

Here's just an small sample of what you gave us here at DMF......

The Continuing Adventures of Joe Biden

♫ We Have Friends In Low Places ♫

A Goodbye Note from Kim Jong Un

Dear President Orack,
 
Soooo, people kick yu out of Big House, huh? Ha Ha!
I still Supreme Leader of Magnificent Korean Empire! 
Would invite yu to come to Peoples Paradise and live in splendor, but yu monkey butt ugly wife would scare chilren. Ha Ha!

Rotts of Ruck Big Ears!

Kim Jong #Un!   

Dear Korean Fat Kid,

I thank you for the offer to live in the Peoples Paradise of Korea, but you see, I've made out like a Korean Mountain Bandit the last eight years and I'm a very rich MoFo now.
 
And if I may be so bold to make a suggestion. I hear the new American President, Mr. Trump, reallllly doesn't like effeminate little Korean Fat Boys with funny hair cuts.  Maybe you should drop him a line next week.

And Good Luck ever getting those bricks you call missiles to fly, Fatso,

Orack Obama

Thank You MJA and IowaDawg for the Linkage!