Middle Finger Symphony Theater

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BIG FINISH! 

Fishnet Friday: BLM Edition (Black Lingerie Matters)

Note to 2017 Academy Award Winners - From Middle America:

When you give your acceptance speeches Sunday night, thank your publicist, limo driver, manicurist, masseuse, day nanny, night nanny and weekend nanny. Your attorney Marty Singer for killing that salacious National Enquirer story about your industry's pedophilia. 

Thank your spouse, children, middle school drama teacher. Your astrologist and psychologist. Thank your pool boy and gardener, accountants, assistants, Pilates teacher, hot yoga instructor, teeth-whitening dentist and most of all, Bosley and Botox. You can even thank Wolfgang Puck for naming a pizza after you. 

But please, stay off politics. We know where you stand, and don't really care.

Oh, and P.S........Don't forget to put on that oh so joyous face when all those black actors who have whined so much for not getting their due walk off with your award..... you know the ones that sweep the BET Movie Awards and the American Black Film Festival Honors every year......... the ones that you are not included in.

Thank You MJA for the Linkage!

Fake News Factory Unveils Dramatic New Slogan

DownTrend - The Trump hating fake news manufacturing hub "The Washington Post" is rolling with a new slogan to usher in the coming age of witch hunting. In an bid to meld its comic book quality McNews coverage and raving editorial diatribes with the ominous theme of a Batman movie the WAPO proudly presents:

DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS!!!

The motto is reportedly a favorite saying of the bloated, beltway cocktail circuit power suckling zombie that used to be crusading reporter Bob Woodward. Billionaire WAPO owner and venomous Trump adversary Jeff Bezos reportedly took a liking to it given his paper’s flair for the dramatic as a cheap way to put a new gloss their tired bullshit.

Hot Air smacks it into the upper deck by connecting with a 101-mph fastball of truth:

"Turns out this purplish prose is a favorite saying of Post editor Bob Woodward, who’s been using it to celebrate the media clergy for years. Post owner Jeff Bezos picked it up somewhere along the line and started using the phrase himself. Only now, though, a month into Trump’s administration, did the paper see fit to put it beneath its masthead as a sort of mission statement. The timing gives the slogan the same effect as that dopey NBC News story from a few days ago noting that Trump would not, in fact, become the shortest-serving president in American history. It’s a declaration of opposition to the new administration. If it wasn’t, they would have slapped it on the front page back when Barack Obama, a.k.a. “the greatest enemy of press freedom that we have encountered in at least a generation,” started snooping in journalists’ phone records."

It’s also more than a bit ironic that a fish wrap which has spared no effort to overturn the election of a democratically elected president is now marketing itself as a guardian of democracy.

One More Step In Dismantling Obama's Lawless Policies

Department of Homeland Security Shifts Funds from Defending Illegals to New Office to Help Their VICTIMS. 

An excellent example of the media turning a blind eye to what Obama was doing to America. Defending illegals rather then protecting the citizens. 

CNS - On Tuesday, DHS Sec. John Kelly issued an immigration memo shifting the U.S. government’s efforts and resources away from defending illegal aliens to helping their victims. The memo creates the “Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement” (VOICE) office, which will act as “liaison between ICE and the known victims of crimes committed by removable aliens.” 

The memo also reallocates “any and all resources” currently used to advocate for illegal aliens and terminates “outreach and advocacy services” provided to them. 

“Criminal aliens routinely victimize Americans and other legal residents. Often, these victims are not provided adequate information about the offender, the offender's immigration status, or any enforcement action taken by ICE against the offender. Efforts by ICE to engage these victims have been hampered by prior Department of Homeland Security (DHS) policy extending certain Privacy Act protections to persons other than U.S. citizens and lawful permanent residents, leaving victims feeling marginalized and without a voice. Accordingly, I am establishing the Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement (VOICE) Office within the Office of the Director of ICE, which will create a programmatic liaison between ICE and the known victims of crimes committed by removable aliens. The liaison will facilitate engagement with the victims and their families to ensure, to the extent permitted by law, that they are provided information about the offender, including the offender's immigration status and custody status, and that their questions and concerns regarding immigration enforcement efforts are addressed.”

Taxpayer funding and government support of illegal aliens:

* In the past two years, the Obama Administration spent $9 million of taxpayer money to provide attorneys to illegal aliens.

* DHS had previously offered hotlines to help illegal aliens seeking executive amnesty and enable complaints against those seeking to enforce U.S. immigration law, and even opened an illegal alien advocate office.

* Even today, the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) still advertises safe zones (“sensitive locations”) – such as school bus stops, health clinics and parades - where illegal aliens will be free from enforcement actions.

NBC News Officially Resigned as News Agency

Once a semi-respectable older sibling to their retarded step-sister MSNBC, the floating turd known as NBC News has finally grabbed the handle and flushed themselves down the drain of the vintage media.

In a network produced promotional video, titled “Dear Mr. President,” NBC uses children in a blatantly negative video that paints Donald Trump as divisive and racist. Not one single child has anything respectful to say. This is a type of video that once was unthinkable, and a video that would have never been made during Barack Obama's administration, regardless of what he did or said.

In the video, one young black girl says “Most of my family is black. I'm afraid that you're gonna hurt some of us blacks.” Another non-white youngster says "You are here, attempting to white-wash America.” These are not the words of children. It is the power of a scripted propaganda machine.

It should come as no surprise that this NBC News video uses children to advance talking points. It is a shameful display that no journalistic organization with any semblance of integrity would have even released. But then again, we are talking about NBC.

Snowflakes Now Have Safe Space and Alternative Universe To Turn To

Liberals Can Now Live In Alternate Reality
Where Hillary Clinton Is President

Liberals seeking refuge from reality now have a fake news website where they can pretend to live in a world where Hillary Clinton is president. HillaryBeatTrump.org, a satirical news site devoted to covering stories from an alternate universe where Hillary won last November's election. 

The site’s description reads:  “In the midst of a Constitutional crisis, this is our response,  Long live the true president, Hillary Rodham Clinton.” No one is sure who the website is run by, but they are obvious liberals. The writing is a bit amateurish and and not very funny, with the post titles being the best thing on the site.  We all know lefties aren't really know for their sense of humor anyway.  But snowflakes can take solace in the fact when they can no longer fight back the rage and the tears, they have a place to run to now .

There is no comment section on the site, (damn!) and that should tell you a lot right there. They probably know what would happen if they did!