Yeah, Keep Talkin' Little Man.......

Gun-grabbing advocate/media darling David Hogg appeared on MSNBC’s Morning with Squinty and Meat Puppet this morning accusing elected officials of attempting the blame the Florida school shooting on “bureaucracy.” He told the dynamic duo that Gov. Rick Scott should be “held accountable” for the failure of three sheriff’s deputies to confront the gunman.

“They should have been regulating them. I’m not going to allow them to pressure these people because at the end of the day it’s their fault. These elected officials are the boss of these sheriff personnel and just like the president is the boss of the FBI, Governor Rick Scott is essentially the boss of Scott Israel, the sheriff, and as such he should be held accountable. He can’t just blame this on the bureaucracy and expect to get re-elected.”

Sorry, but David Hogg is little more but an ambitious opportunist and a media tool. He has already reached a Gutierrez and Cuomo level of a slimy, duplicitous public persona. I think he craves the attention. Maybe compensating for his sexuality.

Why blame the Governor, yet support Sheriff Israel, whose deflecting blame on everyone else, except himself on how he's handled the situation both before and after the shooting. Newsflash little man: the governor is not the boss of the sheriff. He's an elected official under duty to the those he represents and the state and US constitutions. He can be temporally suspended, but little else can be done without an investigation.

Your democrat talking points have become obvious.  You may now exit stage left.  

This kid has said his argument isn't political but he assigns blame on politicians based on the 'R' after their name. And talk about grabbing your 15 minutes ........Friday he was saying he wont go back to a school until the sheriff is fired.  Saturday: "The Sheriff cannot be held responsible for the actions of his deputies." Sunday: "The Governor must be held responsible for the actions of the deputies." 

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Fear Not America, Jennifer Will Save Us!

I was beginning to get all worried about America, ya know with high school kids about to round up NRA members and hang them from the nearest lamp post, Russian bots runnin' round in my computer, and frightened Nancy Pelosi might hurt herself using powerful lawn equipment at her age cutting grass down on the southern border and all. But I'm confident I can relax now that Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Lawrence is taking a year off from her important job of acting (and gettin' nekked) so she can “fix our democracy.”

PJM - "The actress, whose latest movie, Red Sparrow, comes out March 1, says she’ll be working with an organization called Represent.Us to help combat “anti-corruption and stuff.” (See, we’re going to be totally fine.) She hopes to “get young people engaged politically on a local level” and after that, she says, “I don’t know what I’m doing next.”

Okay, Lawrence’s plan seems a little vague, but I’m sure she’ll rise to the challenge. I mean, she’s got all the qualifications of a totally democracy-fixing babe.....or whatever. Sure, it’s possible her Hollywood elitist inarticulateness will tip people off to the charade but, in the age of Donald Trump, she’ll probably just fit right in.

But think about it, who better to “fix” our country than Katniss Everdeen? Since, as Lawrence herself proclaimed, a Trump presidency is “the end of the world,” having someone around who knows how to survive in a post-apocalyptic society is a real asset to America, don't ya think?

She’ll totally be able to fix the environment. Remember, she played Mother in the completely incomprehensible film 'Mother!' which, according to Lawrence, was about “the rape and torment of Mother Earth.” (The movie’s title had an exclamation point in it, so you know it’s serious.) Lawrence played Mother Earth so she must be onto something when she said that the hurricanes in Texas and Florida last year were an example of “Mother Nature’s rage and wrath” over our current political situation. But don’t worry, since she’s Mother Earth, she’ll just save herself. And I’m sure Lawrence’s latest role as Russian operative Dominika Egorova in 'Red Sparrow' will prove useful. We’ll definitely need to have ties to Russia when Lawrence’s democratic “fix” ends up looking a lot like communism. Don’t worry, she’s combat trained. (That’s not relevant, it’s just, like, really cool.)

So, you see, America, we’re in good hands. And, while a year might not seem long enough to totally “fix” our democracy, it’s certainly long enough to do nothing at all. Which is the most likely outcome of Lawrence’s acting hiatus. In the meantime, we’ll have to watch movies with other, less politically-oriented, actresses who lack Lawrence’s acknowledged skills for democracy fixing. It’s too bad, since Jennifer Lawrence is actually kind of a good actress. 

But, of course, democracy fixing comes first. And I’m sure once she’s fixed the democracy and we all live in a utopian society where everyone believes in “stuff” and no one believes in that other “stuff” we’ll all finally be happy.

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The Tide Pod Generation Is Suddenly Bestowed With Great Wisdom

DT- It was only a few short weeks ago when the dangerous craze of teens eating Tide detergent pods and posting the videos on social media had gotten so out of control that YouTube and others removed the videos so as to not encourage them. But in less than a month, the Tide Pod Generation has gone from being a great American shame to being our current leaders in the “debate” on how to run the country.

All that it took was one school shooting, a well-funded and highly-coordinated anti-Second Amendment movement, a crooked cable television network falsely presenting itself as a legitimate source of news, Americans are being scolded by teenagers who have somehow become wise beyond their years and are presented as morally superior to their elders.

Last night’s grotesque orgy of anti-gun propaganda on CNN aside, liberals have come up with a genius new idea to vastly expand their voting base. Lower the voting age to sixteen!

"The real adults in the room are the youth from Parkland, Florida, who are speaking out about the need for meaningful gun control laws. They are proving that civic engagement among young people can make a difference. The ironic part? They can’t even vote yet."

Yeah. No problem. Lower the voting age to include those impressionable minds who are gullible enough to swallow liberal propaganda and then stroke their young egos by tricking them into believing that they will actually have a seat at the table. The manipulation of these shooting survivors may not be the very definition of evil but it gets pretty damn close. It just goes to show that Democrats would sell the souls of their own children to the devil if it helps them to win elections.