Soy Boy Acosta Needs His Diaper Changed Again Please.

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CNN Has Gone From Dumpster Diving To Chasing Parked Cars

As CNN is seemingly intentionally beclowning themselves in a one network race to the bottom. Aside from interviewing drunks on the air, they're dispatching reporters around the world to help dig up clues and finally get to the bottom of the Trump campaign’s Russia ties. In attempts to remain relevant, last month the network infamously sent a reporter to St. Petersburg, where he literally dug around a dumpster looking for leads. Now CNN has sent a reporter to Bangkok to interveiw a hooker who claims to have the goods on the Trump camp's alleged under-the-table dealings with Russia.

The woman, Anastasia Vashukevich, who is also a self-described “sex coach,” (wink wink) is currently locked up in Thailand prison, and hopes that U.S. will offer her asylum if she spills some beans on the mythical Trump collusion. CNN hyped her possible credibility in noting that she was once photographed with a Russian billionaire, Oleg Deripaska, whom Paul Manafort was associated. Wow! After all the time, money and effort expended trying to lynch Donald Trump, the media, including The New York Times which ran a 1,000+ word exposé on Vashukevich’s allegations last week is down to desperately seeking out imprisoned hookers for any possible clues and leads. 

And they don't call them the Clown News Network for Nothing...... 

What Could Possibly Go Wrong??

New Startup Wants to Determine For You What is Fake News

What could go wrong. Put dozens and dozens of people in a room, (hopefully with the proper amount of diversity in skin color, plumbing, and sexual practices) many who were taught in journalism schools their mission was to decide the truth, change the world and tell people what they should think, and give them the job of rooting out and labeling Fake News on the internet.

In a world where the left is so f**kin stupid that SNOPES has to officially tell them CNN didn't really buy an Industrial Strength Washing Machine to spin the News, maybe they could use a service like this. The Startup founder and CEO, Steven Brill stated the mission and the goal of their venture: To help consumers distinguish between sites that are trying to get it right and sites that are trying to trick people.

The irony of this is he said it on Little Chubby Stelter's show on the Fake News Network CNN.

"What we're doing is no more and no less than telling people the difference between The Denver Post, which is a real newspaper, and The Denver Guardian, which broke a bunch of,  you know,  completely fake stories right before the election," said Steven Brill, the co-CEO of the new venture. 

He said several dozen journalists will be hired to produce the reviews. The pitch is naturally appealing to journalists -- he's saying algorithms aren't cutting it, so real-life reviewers are needed to judge reliability. 

Websites will receive green, yellow, or red ratings. There will also be "nutrition labels" with more detailed information. The labels "are intended to let readers know if they need to take particular brands they see online with a grain of salt -- or with an entire shaker." 

"Imagine coming to a National Review story about affirmative action versus one from the Nation. Both totally legit publications,  but unlike the old days when you knew what brands were,  on a feed or in a search they both just look like headlines."

NewsGuard will try to license its reviews and nutrition labels to search and social networking platforms like Google, Microsoft, Facebook, and the Tweeter.

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Got Some Good News and Some Bad News......

The Good News is Michelle Obama is not gonna be your next president. The Bad News is she wants to create "thousands and thousands" more Michelle Obamas!  Yeah, just what Amerika needs, more big ass angry black girls who think a skanky Beyonce is a good role model, and is bad at pretending money can buy class. You can take the girl outta the ghetto......

Mich spoke at an event Tuesday in New York where she explained that her work with the Obama Foundation (their tax exempt, Clinton like money laundry using indoctrination and Alinsky tactic to infiltrate the public schools with a Far Left agenda to ’ fundamentally transform ’ white, capitalist, Christian America into another third world nation run by Democrats, preferably by blacks and self-loathing whites) has made her hopeful and “optimistic” for the future of the country.

According to Obama, the results of that work with young people is the reason that she will not run for U.S. president. Thankfully, we dodged that campaign experience!

“This is why I’m not going to run for president because I think it’s a better investment to invest in creating thousands of mes. We don’t need just one [Michelle Obama] — we need thousands and thousands....”

No class but at least she's modest! She also said that after spending eight years in the White House with Barky, she feels it’s time for older leaders to step aside to allow the younger generations to usher in change. *rolls eyes*

So you may now relax and bask in the glow of the beauty and grace of Mich O' and contemplate her deleterious future vision of America, knowing that she has thrown herself on the sword and will not be your next president!