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So This is What It Has Come To???

RESTAURANT OWNER Asks SARAH SANDERS To Leave

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was kicked out of the Red Hen restaurant in Lexington, Virginia by the owner because of her work for President Donald Trump, she confirmed to The Daily Caller. The reports first surfaced on social media after a waiter at the restaurant posted about the incident on social media. The incident comes as several members of the administration have been heckled while dining out because of their work.

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Peak Hysteria Achieved

"Trump Voters Are Nazis"

Many in the media have skirted the word, using only terms like "concentration camps" and one even using the word "solution" in quotation marks, a veiled reference to death camps. But all have stop short of blaming the electorate directly. No more. Peak Hysteria Has Been Achieved. 

Friday on 'Mourning with Squinty and Meat Puppet', longtime contributor Donny 'the mouth' Deutsch closed out a full week of covering illegal migrant children at the U.S. border with a blunt rebuke of Trump voters: if you voted for Trump, you are a Nazi.

* “If you voted for Trump, then you, the voter, you, not Donald Trump, are standing at the border, like Nazis going ‘you here, you here. And I think we now have to flip it and it’s a given, the evilness of Donald Trump. But if you vote, you can no longer separate yourself. You can’t say, well he’s okay, but, and I think that gymnastics and I think that jiu-jitsu has to happen.”

The comparison drew no rebuke from the elitist panel on set, which has grown increasingly comfortable name-dropping 20th-century tyrants like Hitler, Mao, Stalin and Pol Pot to articulate their disgust with DJT.  Deutsch has long been one of the loosest cannons at “Morning Joe,” and his remarks about President Trump and his administration are as caustic and ridiculous as any found on the network full of the gender confused and conspiracy theorist. After DJT insulted show co-host Meat Puppet Brzezinski, Deutsch was so outraged to the point where he said he would become physically violent with Trump if he saw him on the street.

Earlier editions of “Morning Joe” this week included the Trump administration was taking children “hostage” and Scarborough himself said that the president was “incarcerating” babies. Last week, Scarborough equated America’s immigration laws and Border Patrol to something “coming out of North Korea.”

** “I know children are being ripped from their mother’s arms, even while they’re breast-fed. I know children are being marched away to showers, marched away to showers. Being told they are — just like the Nazis — said that they were taking people to the showers and then they never came back.”

I personally have a hard time believing this is all 100% hate in their hearts, or completely faux outrage, but a swirling cocktail causing a self inflicted unhinged group psychotic episode. Either way, the media and the left have lost their every lovin' minds.........and you're a Nazi.

* [The Wrap]
** [NewsBusters]

Pelosi & Schumer's Secret Plan To Regain Control of Congress

 Chuck and Nancy Walk into a Bar.....

Nancy Pelosi called Chuck Schumer and said, "Chuck, I have a great plan to help us win the midterms and regain control of Congress." 

“Great Nan, but how?” asked Chuck.. 

“We’ll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like those.... deplorable Middle Class people wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever....everybody loves labs ya know. Then, we’ll go visit some nice old country bars somewhere in fly-over country......like Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for all the little people living there.” 

So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar. The Bartender took a step back and said, “Hey! Aren’t you Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi?” 

“Why Yes We Are!” said Nancy, “And what a lovely town you have here. We were just passing through and Chuck suggested we stop and take in the local flavor.” 

They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a bullshit storm with anyone who would listen. 

After a little while, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar. For the next hour or so, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog’s tail, and left shaking their heads.

Finally, Nancy asked, “Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog’s tail? Is it some sort of custom among the little people?” 

“Oh Lord no,” said the bartender. “Someone’s out there running around town, claiming there’s a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!”

H/T - Marshmallow Jones 

Today is National Selfie Day

In honor of the day we bring you one of the first known celebrity selfies taken by author and social activist Helen Keller in 1923, given to her teacher and mentor Anne Sullivan with a note written on back, "My hair is a mess, such a windy day."

Before They Were Cool, A Selfie by Helen Keller

Moving The Goal Post In Record Time

DJT signed an Executive Order today that essentially allows families to be detained together in order to stop the issue of separating children from parents. This, we were assured, was the primary concern of the most virtuous among us who have driven a news cycle of hysteria the last week. Furthermore, this was a situation so dire they said, so terrible, that the President needed to simply ignore the law and stop separations on his own.

So what happens when he actually does what they want?

“Rather than separating children from parents, the Trump administration will hold children indefinitely with their parents, violating a court settlement and inevitably triggering a legal challenge.” – The NYT’s

If you had under 6 the total number of hours it’d take for the Democrats and media figures to decide that ending family separations isn’t a good thing, collect your winnings at the window.

But wait, I thought there was no legal reason for Trump to be separating families at the border and it was wholly his fault? You can expect the media, the same high minded media who told us family separations WERE THE ISSUE, to now champion legal challenges to the President’s EO that keeps families together…because of course they will.

"The ink isn’t even dry on the new executive order ending separation policy & some Democrats already arguing that keeping families together isn’t enough. Now they want them & their parents released after unlawful entry knowing full well that high % will never appear for hearing." - Sen. Marco Rubio 

There’s the mask slipping. This was always about catch and release being forced to return, not concern for kids spending 20 days in well equipped HHS shelters before going to live with family members in the interior. Surprised?  Of course you aren’t.  Anyone that thought this was all good faith outrage from the left was kidding themselves. Democrats didn't care under Obama, and they don't care now. This isn't about the kids. With Democrats, it's never really ever about the kids.

[Diaries List]                             Thank You MJA for the Linkage
H/T Konan The Bar Barron