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Chuck Schumer: "Illegal immigration is wrong"

The Internet is Forever, Chuck....

Chuck Schumer in 2009:

-Americans don't like illegal immigration
-"Illegal immigration is wrong"
-People illegally in the U.S. are "illegal aliens," not "undocumented"
-Border fence made the southern border "far more secure...created a significant barrier to illegal immigration" pic.twitter.com/zoVyEgdrTC

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) 28. prosince 2018

There’s no doubt that Democrats will eventually cave on building Trump’s wall. The only question is when it’ll happen. Democrats have already admitted that what’s in effect isn’t working. They can’t hide the fact that they’ve voted for border wall funding previously. In fact, rather prominent Democrats have voted for a border wall, including Barky Obama, Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Dick Durbin and Dianne Feinstein. That same quintet voted to spend much more than the $5.7B. that DJT is asking for right now. DJT should tweet this info everyday!

A New Year - A New You

I post this only as a public service. We here at DMF have always prided ourselves with unceasing efforts to help create a well informed citizenry, as with our ongoing Public Service Educational Crash Course Series. This was sent to me by one of our smart-ass loyal readers, whom I have a strong suspicion is divorced.........or soon will be.

MEN  TEACHING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER 

 REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 31, 2018 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1:  Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2:  Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 3:  Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.
Class 4:  Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5:  Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6:  How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7:  Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8:  Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT! Three nights; Monday , Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 
Class 9:  How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon , 2 hours.
Class 10:  Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 11:  How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 
Class 12:  I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

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~Thank You WHATFINGER NEWS and
MJA@IOWTReport for the Linkage!~

Mark Dice: So Let's Review Shall We...

Wishes For a Very Merry Christmas To All The Readers Of DMF

The turbulent and chaotic times in which we live can sometime only be tempered in us by Faith...Faith in things we do not fully understand or can explain. Christmas is one such time of temperament. A time when we exhibit what that faith calls us to be everyday. My Prayers and Warm Christmas Greetings go out to you, and all who you hold love in your heart for.

I leave you with this Gift of Music. Take the time to listen. You Will Not Be Sorry. ~ Jan

~Thank You MJA@IOTWReport and 

WHATFINGER NEWS for the Linkage!~

Rand Paul Delivers Annual Festivus Airing Of Grievances

Sen. Rand Paul created a tradition a few years ago that has become a favorite among Paul's tweeter followers over the holidays. He created a “Festivus of Grievances” and this year he did not disappoint. Here are just a few highlights:

"I’m going to start out with a grievance against the entire foreign policy establishment of Washington DC, who 2 years ago were swearing that Donald Trump was going to start multiple nuclear wars or something.  

One of the things I hate most about Washington is that they have literally NO IDEA how to spend your money. That’s why I do waste reports, and do a FESTIVUS WASTE REPORT with some of the worst offenders of the year. Here are some of the worst in waste. 

NIH: spending more than $2 million on daydreaming   

$75k to throw lizards around with a leaf blower.....  

USAID spending $18 mil to promote tourism….in Egypt. 

So of course, instead of fixing waste like this and reforming government, the geniuses in Congress decided to have a fight over how much MORE money they were going to “spend” aka borrow from China. 

Speaking of which, buried in the foreign aid reports last year, I discovered something — we give foreign aid to China. So government is so dumb, it is literally borrowing money from China, to give it back to China, while paying interest on it....." 

You can read the entire Twitter thread to learn of the ways the federal government is acting like a Bronx Puerto Rican bartender finding ways to waste your hard earned taxpayer money– while it fights over a shutdown.......

Middle Finger Symphony Theater : Christmas Boogie

For Your Dancing Around The Christmas Tree Pleasure......

On Behalf of BLUESJUNKY and Myself, to all the patrons of Middle Finger Symphony Theater, Very Merry Christmas Greetings!