Who Knows What the Truth is Anymore.....

After four long years of sustained, berserk attacks on the fabric of reality by the democrat Party, and "We have Them now, They're all going to jail, Just wait" BS coming from the right, the media they both support has become a parasitic organism that has latched onto the throat of the nation and will not let go. There is no way to repair or rehabilitate a media who's mindset is too hardwired into their business model, the careers (and book deals) of too many influential voices in the press are built on it, and too many young minds are irreparably warped too early on and too deeply as they are coming up and osmosing the norms of their profession.

Every time I hear or see or read the same, lavishly remunerated sock puppets jackhammering home the same, patently false narratives for the umpteen millionth time from impregnable media fortress that reach several million more people a week than I ever have or ever will, this is what it sounds like to me:

"Alpha children wear grey.  They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever.  I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children......" - Aldous Huxley, BNW

As corrupt and crippled as our politics has become, our system still demands that, every few years, the people who make our laws undergo a certain amount of scrutiny and an up-or-down hiring decision by the people they propose to represent. But as you may have noticed, that scrutiny is now routinely bent out of shape, so wildly distorted that on any given day all we seem to have is a choice of poisons; a fire-hose of relentless lies, irrelevant trivia, breathless horse-race gibberish, poll number recitations and 30 second ads.

And that is because the deciders who dictate the parameters of that political discussion, the Villagers who conspire to whisper "I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki." into our nation's ears a hundred times a day from a dozen angles, are themselves almost never scrutinized and held to account at all.

Congratulation to Squinty & Meat Puppet. All it took was a Hemlock Martini

We've spent most of the last four or five years making fun of, excessively degrading, and pointing out the rank hypocrisy of Joe & Mika and the soft skulls at MSNBC.  But now, in the present call for healing, and in the spirit of reconciliation, we humble ourselves and congratulate the Dynamic Duo of Morning TDS Drama Talk for being Numero Uno in that always important media time slot,  when most of America is shitin' shavin' and showerin', or thinking about the ecstasy of their first sip of their morning caffeine fix, or screaming to stop shoving Cherriors up you little brother nose!!

But be careful Joe, and don't strain your elbow patting yourselves on the back.  Just remember, as your hero Barky O' once said, "You Didn't Build That."

You see, it wasn't your morning dramatic repackaging of the very same rhetoric you used the morning before, or your foot stomping, doorslaming critique of everything DJT.  It wasn't you postulating everything you were once against or your frequent unhinged conspiracy theories.  No, it wasn't your illustrious crew; little pip Willie Geist nodding in agreement, gleefully awaiting his reward, or the disgraced, ethically challenged presidential historian John Meacham.  Nay, even the never-trumper and grifter extraordinaire Ricky Wilson or the Right Reverend Al who has added so much to your broadcast could take credit.  

No Joe. It took Fox News to drink the poison and commit suicide by alienating 60% of their viewers. Sorry to tell you Joe. 

But tell Mika to keep her tits up, it could be a lot worse. You both could be on CNN.

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Tammy Kicks CNN Square in the Nads. And it's Glorious!

CNN's Christiane Amanpour took to the air and compared DJT supporters to Nazis purging Jews as she showed Kristallnacht imagery of exactly what "antifa" and BLM have been doing for months now. Tammy Bruce completely shreds her and her ethics-challenged network.

Tammy Kicks the Left Square in the Nads. And it's Glorious! https://t.co/QTIxRbEqzl

— Diogenes (@DiogenesKnows) November 14, 2020

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The Democrats’ Guide to Losing Gracefully

Below are excerpts from the Ann Coulter column of 11/12/2020. I have never really been a big Coulter fan as I find her crass, and off putting in a Hillary Clinton way.  BUT, she seems more often than not directly over the target and droppin' bombs. This is one of her more informative kicks to the groin of the dems recently......

I hope someone is recording the media’s demands that Trump supporters ACCEPT THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION! inasmuch as the Democrats refuse to accept the results of any presidential election they lose, unless it’s a landslide, and sometimes even then. 

After George W. Bush won the 2000 election — despite the media depressing Bush turnout in Florida by calling the state for Gore when polls were still open in the conservative panhandle — Gore contested the election until Dec. 13, the day after the Supreme Court called off the endless recounts (in only certain Florida counties) demanded by Gore. 

The next day, Gore conceded. But that still wasn’t the end of it! Weeks later, the Congressional Black Caucus tried to prevent congressional certification of the Electoral College for Bush, raising objection after objection on the House floor. 

Over the course of the next year, the Florida ballots were painstakingly recounted, paid for by the same media outlets (New York Times, CNN, The Washington Post and the Associated Press) currently telling you to shut up and accept the results. 

When Bush was reelected in 2004, Democrats again refused to accept the results of the election, and again attempted to block Congress’ counting of electoral votes, this time with the connivance of Sen. Barbara Boxer.   Their smoking gun? The election results in Ohio didn’t match the exit polls!......"

Here's her list of the last 11 Presidential Election Results, according to Democrats:

 

 — 1972: Nixon landslide — no provable cheating.

 — 1976: Carter won — FAIR ELECTION, CLEAN AS A WHISTLE!! 

 — 1980: Reagan won by traitorously colluding with Iran to prevent the release of American          hostages before the election!

— 1984: Reagan landslide — no provable cheating.

— 1988: Bush 41 won in a landslide because of his racist Willie Horton ads.

— 1992: Clinton won with 43% of the vote — FAIR ELECTION, CLEAN AS A WHISTLE!!

— 1996: Clinton won with 49% of the vote — FAIR ELECTION, CLEAN AS A WHISTLE!!

— 2000: Bush 43 was “selected, not elected” after the Supreme Court stole it for him.

— 2004: Bush won because of Diebold hacking the voting machines in Ohio.

— 2008: Obama won — FAIR ELECTION, CLEAN AS A WHISTLE!!

— 2012: Obama won — FAIR ELECTION, CLEAN AS A WHISTLE!!

— 2016: Trump won after colluding with Russia to persuade them to purchase $200,000 in        Facebook ads.

If that’s how we’re supposed to “accept the results of the election,” then WOW — game on!