Late Night Musing from the Bathtub

Before social media, you could just forget someone completely existed. Good Times. Good times. 

In every partnership there's a person who stacks the dishwasher like a scandinavian architect, and one person that loads the dishwasher like a raccoon on meth.

I have finally recovered from the gym incident last weekend after an old guy wearing short shorts bent down to tie his shoe and the ol flesh chandelier fell right outta the ballroom.

I fully intend to haunt people after I die. I have a list.

I really hate you purebreed people. Every time I have taken my mutt Brutus to the dog park someone asks what breed is he. I always make something up crazy like Waxbeard Poodlecock or Blue Hustler or High Presbyterian. One lady even said she heard that breed is exceptionally good with children.   

Somewhere in the world there is a tree that sprouted the very montent you were born and has grown along with you all this time. And I think that is wonderful!

When my mother was pregnant with my little bro and we were on the side of the road struggling with a flat tire, a car with three men stopped, not to help but to ask directions to a local golf course. Mom sent them 15 mile in the wrong direction. She is the Legend that shaped me. 

There are 13 minerals that are essential for human life, and all of them can be found in Wine. Coincidence? I Think Not!

I choose to believe crop circles are real because I love the thought of space aliens traveling millions of miles to earth and then being like "now time for some arts and crafts."

I do feel bad about the confrontation tonight and the lady at Costcos with her son on a leash. Lady I'm sorry I asked if he was a rescue. The profanity wasn't really necessary, but thank you for not siccing him on me.

.....and gentlemen, always remember - we ladies may not always be able to find our damn keys, but give us Wi-Fi and we will find the name, address and blood type of the girl you held hands with in the second grade! 

Elise Takes the President of Harvard to the Woodshed

A school administrator should not be on the fence about explicit or implicit calls for genocide.She (?) is the pure definition of a DEI hire.

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Reheated..... Deep State Plot: Billy Idol Just Became a US Citizen.

Today is a Travel Day. So in the meantime, till I have motivation, enjoy this timely reheated post from 'Great Moments in History': 

 

Billy Idol Just Became a US Citizen. Do You Know What This Means?

We Will Now Be Inundated With Holiday Music From Hell:

Billy Idol sings ‘White Christmas’

Doc Marten meets Dean Martin in Billy Idol’s plodding version of 'White Christmas,' which has all the appeal of a Christmas stocking full of steaming reindeer turds. The musicians backing him sound like a German wedding band after an afternoon of knocking back steins of Hefeweizen at the local beer garden. As the saying goes, 'It don’t mean a thing if ain't got that swing', and these cats couldn't swing if they were hanging from a lamp post in a hurricane. It is enough to make Santa slit his wrists with a rusty razor blade.

A Good Monday Morning

A Guide to Leftist Lies

The far left’s propaganda arm is warming up for the upcoming election year and tuning up their nonsensical lies that the pro-freedom right, imbued with the precepts of individual liberty and limited government is somehow the same as overarching big government collectivist authoritarians.  The time has come to proactively start tabulating the ever-growing and long list of startling and uncomfortable ways the Democrat party emulates the Nazi Party. 

Lies, deceit, and deception are some of the biggest similarities between the fascist far left of today and a certain National Socialist German Workers’ Party of one hundred years ago.  It’s a commonality with all collectivist leftist authoritarians.  This is a key facet of that side of the political spectrum in that the left side prefers force to freedom to shape society.  Lies are another form of force on people’s well-being as a means of mental manipulation.

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Your Official Almost Semi-World Famous Irredeemable Big Ass Mid-Week Open Thread.

It's been another wild week here on the third stone. And your Beloved Blog Editrix is interested in your thoughts on our continuing descent into chaos we are witnessing. 

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