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Hideous Horned Insect With Strange Genitals Officially Named After Strange Celebrity

Enigmatic pop star Lady Gaga seems as if she’s horny and has strange sexual proclivities. Now, joining other femmes fatale such as Beyoncé and Kate Winslet, she enjoys the rare and possibly dubious honor of having an insect named after her.

The Kaikai gaga is an absolutely hideous beastie who was named by the has-to-be-gay entomologist Brendan Morris of the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, who describes his decision to name a repulsive rare treehopper from Nicaragua after the mysterious and possibly autistic pop performer:

If there is going to be a Lady Gaga bug, it’s going to be a treehopper, because they have these crazy horns and a wacky fashion sense about them. They are unlike anything you’ve seen before. The frontoclypeus, which is like the face, was shaped totally different. The genitalia also looked more like treehoppers from the Caribbean. 

When you pause for a moment that this is a guy who studies equatorial insect genitalia, you don’t know who should be more insulted: Lady Gaga or the bug that was just named after her?  I would have thought naming a reptile species after her would be more appropriate.
But Yeah, I kinda See a Resemblance.....

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H/T Konan The Bar Barron

This 9 Minutes of Video Demonstrate Why CNN & MSNBC Will Always Fear Their Much Superior Competitor

YouTube has disabled the video after it received 500,000 views.  To much truth exposed, so you have to view it HERE
I go long periods of time not watching cable news. I find it a bit excruciating to listen to someone make a statement, and then moments later some makeup overdosed flathead takes it on themselves and their panel to tell me I heard what I didn't hear. It must be a terrible existence to not be able to think for yourself....

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Uppity News Network Fails to Place Even One Show in Top 20

Breitbart - Yes, you read that correctly… Despite the impeachment of a president and the coronavirus pandemic, the cable channel America used to automatically turn to in times of crisis could not do any better than number 22.  Jake Tapper’s basement-rated 'The Lead', managed to attract only 1.387 million viewers. And probably only did that well because some of President Trump’s popular daily briefings aired during his otherwise anemic timeslot.

During primetime, CNN managed to lose to ESPN (1.43 million compared to 1.5 million), even though sports events have been dead for weeks due to coronavirus cancellations. Despite the impeachment and worldwide pandemic — in daytime viewers, CNN could not even attract a million viewers, just 901,000 compared to MSNBC’s 1.1 million and Fox’s 1.93 million.

Over the past six years, under the destructive leadership of Jeff Zucker, CNN has become a national punchline — a disgrace and embarrassment in ratings and reputation.  And now, while the country suffers under the health and economic catastrophe caused by the Chinese virus, CNN continues to deliberately lie to and misinform the public.

What’s more, the increasingly unstable fake cable channel cannot even put what’s good for the country and humanity above its own petty and partisan feud with President Trump. CNN is not only blacklisting Trump’s daily coronavirus briefings, it’s attempting to shame the rest of the media into doing the same. - Read More

In the meantime, Joe Biden is sitting in front of the fish tank trying to get the six o'clock news to come on.

Someone Get Chuck Schumer Some Burn Ointment .

LBGQTers Meltdown Over Samaritan's Purse Central Park Hospital

Hearing the news that Franklin Graham's relief organization, Samaritan's Purse, was coming to the aid of coronavirus victims in New York City by setting up a temporary hospital in Central Park, it was not unexpected at all for some high profile soft skulls to come out of the woodwork in bigoted defiance.

According to The Blaze, New York City Council Speaker Corey Johnson tweeted this statement berating the development:

"Franklin Graham has a long history of spewing anti-LGBTQ hate speech, and I find it extremely troubling that he and his organization are involved in our relief efforts in any way. New York City is known around the world for its embrace of diversity, and Franklin Graham has spent his career standing against these values. I will be monitoring this situation closely and making sure that our city's values are being represented at all times."

And some soft skull New York state Sen. named Brad Hoylman tweeted:

"It's a shame that the federal government has left New York with no other choice but to accept charity from bigots."

In a statement on his official Senate page, Hoylman called Graham a "notorious anti-LGBTQ pastor" and said he put Graham "on notice" that Samaritan's Purse must "treat all COVID-19 patients equally at the new medical tents. COVID-19 doesn't discriminate, and neither should Franklin Graham. It's unacceptable that a New Yorker infected with COVID-19 could be subjected to discriminatory treatment from an organization whose leader calls us "immoral" and "detestable."

How F**king Petty can you be in times like this!!

Some New Yorkers, even those who could see fit to set aside their virtual signalling spoke out with reason:

"And spare us your woke outrage. Holding a sincerely held religious belief about marriage (I personally think his scripture read is wrong) is not the same as hate speech. Your religious intolerance in the name of wokeness is a bigger threat to our republic." 

"Whose the bigot? Christians believe what they believe. Get over it. They love people they disagree with. Even you!" 

"The vast majority of voters see this as a group of well intended people bringing hope and light into a dark place right now. Put the partisan politics aside for a season and be thankful for the people willing to serve NYC. This is not the time to score political points sir." 

"Now we can all really see where the actual hate comes from." 

"As a gay New Yorker, I'd like to sit down with them over a cup of coffee and thank them for putting themselves in harm's way. That's how change of heart happens. They are risking their lives. We should be grateful." 

"It's a shame that idiots like you would rather people die than have someone you don't agree with help them."

Graham's response was worthy of his father:

"This is a time for all of us to unite and work together, regardless of our political views. Let's support one another during this crisis, and we pray that God will bless the efforts of all those battling this vicious virus. We do not make distinctions about an individual's religion, race, sexual orientation, or economic status. We certainly do not discriminate, and we have a decades-long track record that confirms just that.

It's easy to see why some liberals are so scared of him. Heaven forbid people who might be gay come into contact with Graham’s organization and see they are not the boogie man they have been made out to be.